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1-UP EMAIL 85!

1-Up and Tampo working together? This might end up in horrible results.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Sidekick Bob, Chorch Commander, The Trickster

Transcript

{Cuts to 1-Up on the Windomac 30X6}

1-UP: Stinkoman. Is it okay if I use you computer until I can afford one.

STINKOMAN: {offscreen} Sure, Whatever.

1-UP: {singing} I think my email raps are truly broke! Broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke! Hoo-hoo, hweh-hweh!

Dear 1-Up,
Now that you're in the present (20X6), would you be
a kind lad of a hero and GO VISIT TAMPO
AND FULFILL THE DEAL WITH HIM RIGHT NOW!
You're leaving that plot a hole, whether you're
doing it intentionally or not!

-Sayo-Sham-Sam

1-UP: {typing} Well, We made a deal. But, I've been busy lately. But, I banished Orano to the other realm. So, Tampo has nothing to give me. I helped myself. He wouldn't want to help me. I don't have to help him. But, I could make another deal with Tampo. But, How will I get to the Lunar Warehouse on the moon without my abilaty to teleport.

{Cuts to the outside of the Lunar Warehouse. 1-Up is standing outside}

1-UP: Man. It'll be hard to get in there. Hmm... I wonder what is going on in there...

{Cuts to the main chamber of the Lunar Warehouse. A blinding white beam from an unseen source strikes Tampo, Brody and Sttlunko. In a flash, they are gone, leaving the Boss Trio Reloaded with their hypnotized army}

SIDEKICK BOB: Is that it? Are they gone?

CHORCH COMMANDER: Yes. They are gone.

THE TRICKSTER: Trapped in the perfect jailcell.

{Cuts back to outside the Lunar Warehouse}

1-UP: {sighs} It appears that Tampo is not here. It shows on my detector that any sights of the original boss trio in the building don't seem good. They are propably gone.

{Cuts back to the Windomac 30X6. 1-Up walks in}

1-UP: Well, It appears that Tampo isn't here now. Is there any other deals I could make?

{Stinkoman walks in}

STINKOMAN: Waaaaah! Why did you draw on my face last night?

1-UP: I thought you were pudding.

STINKOMAN: Pudding?

1-UP: Okay. I'll make a deal with you. I'll be your slave for 3 days if you can accept my apoligy and fight me tommorow.

STINKOMAN: Challenge you? Bwahahaha! That is so stupid. I'm the guy and you are some kid. I don't think you'll defeat me.

1-UP: I've defeated you once before.

STINKOMAN: No way. I was totaly going easy on you.

{Short pause}

1-UP: So, Umm... Do we have a deal?

STINKOMAN: Sure. Whatever.

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

  • This 1-Up Email is short.