Other Character Email 1-Up/brody

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1-UP EMAIL 77!

1-Up is emailed about Tampo, Brody and Stlunko. 1-Up gets sick of getting these emails so he tries to stop Brody from existing by destroying he's great, great, great, great grandfather of 2005 who was just a reguler chicken.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Steve, Trevor, Booty, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Mitchell, Strong Bad

Transcript

{Steve pushes 1-Up onscreen towards the Alpha}

STEVE: Will you stop complaining? You don't need Gunhaver to protect you. The Alpha won't hurt you. Besides, Gunhaver wasn't eaten. He is just at Pizza Hut buying dinner.

1-UP: That's what your saying because your a clone of the Alpha Stan! {screams}

STEVE: {sighs} Whatever. I'm going to go watch Pokemon. {leaves}

1-UP: You better not hurt me, buddy.

ALPHA STAN: I will not hurt y-

1-UP: You will?! Ruuuuuuuuun! {runs away and screams}

{Cuts to 1-Up in a trash can}

1-UP: This is the safest place I can be in at the moment. Hey, Look.

{1-Up gets out of the bin with the Tandy 400}

1-UP: It's the old Tandy 400. I might check my email on this

{The email pops up on the Tandy 400}

Yo 1-Up!
Seriously. Get Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko to help you.
Besides, you never did deal with them yet. And you
SAID you'd get to it, your procastinator!

-Sayo-Sham-Sam

1-UP: {typing} Well, I will soon. But as you can see, I am still in the year 2005. The time machine won't work at the moment. I'm afraid I'm stuck. I'll ask if Reynold has the Gruzzle Portal made yet. The Gruzzles Portal is something that can only be made by gruzzle magic. I gave Marzichan's Wand to Reynold and now he is taking the gruzzle magic that I put in there and using it to make a- Wait! I'm sick of getting these emails! If Brody diddn't even exist, I wouldn't be in this mess. I'm going to get Trevor and Booty.

{1-Up leaves. Cuts to Trevor's House where Trevor and Boty are sitting on a stool and typing on the Stunky '04}

TREVOR: {typing} So in the end, we learned not to put a bomb in the blender.

BOOTY: {clucks and shakes head in fear}

TREVOR: What's wrong Booty? Do you hear something?

BOOTY: {clucks and nods}

{1-Up walks onscreen with Marzichan's Wand}

TREVOR: Who are you?

1-UP: My name is 1-Up. I live in the future. I am sick of getting emails about Tampo, Brody and-

TREVOR: Stlunko?!

1-UP: How did you know?

TREVOR: They just left. They are doing their 30th email now.

1-UP: So, They were in the year 2005? Crap! I want pudding!

{Short pause}

1-UP: Err... I mean... Crap! I could've followed them home!

TREVOR: You sure could've. Now, Leave us alone.

1-UP: No. I must destroy Booty.

BOOTY: {clucks as if he was laughing}

1-UP: What? You don't beleive me?

TREVOR: Well, If you were really from the same time as those future guys were... Tampo, Brody and Stlunko would've told us about you by now.

1-UP: He diddn't tell you about me?

TREVOR: Well, Maybe he did. Stlunko did explain a lot. I think he mentioned something about a guy called 2-Down that was once Tampo's Slave.

1-UP: First of all, My name is 1-Up. Second of all, I wasn't he's slave. I was one of he's evil minions.

TREVOR: Your dumb enough to fall for the evil minion trick? {laughs}

1-UP: What? Grr! {spin-kicks Trevor}

TREVOR: Was that meant to hurt? I diddn't feel a thing.

1-UP: But, According to my calculations, your a 2005 weakling. You should've been smashed into the wall like everyone else.

TREVOR: Even a "2005" person can do that. {kicks 1-Up}

1-UP: Ow! That's it!

{1-Up points Marzichan's Wand at Booty}

1-UP: DOUBLE DEUUUUUUUUUUU-

{The 1-Up Email pauses. Cuts to Tampo, Brody and Stlunko watching the email at the Lunar Warehouse}

TAMPO: That was a weird 1-Up email.

STLUNKO: Yeah. I mean, Brody still exists. Time hasn't been effected.

BRODY: That is propably because you paused the 1-Up email. So, All we have to do is close the 1-Up email and time won't be effected.

TAMPO: {clicks the "X" icon in the corner of the website. The 1-Up email closes}

STLUNKO: I'm guessing that most of our universe is controlled by a website.

TAMPO: No way! That is crazy! Our universe couldn't be controlled by people that are on some type of Wiki site with some type of editing tool that-

{Tampo, Brody and Stlunko freeze. Cuts to Mitchell and Strong Bad watching the "Tampo Email"}

STRONG BAD: Dude. This email is crap. Everything is crap. Your crap.

MITCHELL: Shut up, Strong Bad. Don't insult my hard work. {leaves}

{The Paper comes down}

{After a few seconds, Joshua pops up from nowhere.}

JOSHUA: You made Stlunko use a contraction! AHH!!! {faints}

Fun Facts

Please check out Mitchell Email.
- Bad Advertising. I know.
Trevor, Booty and the Stunky '04 was created by Joshua. All rights to Trevor, Booty and the Stunky '04 belong to him.
Tampo making 1-Up a minion is from Tampo Emails 16-18.
Trevor knowing about Tampo, Brody and Stlunko is from Tampo Emails 28-29.
Tampo Email 30 is from Tampo Email 30. (Duh!)

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