Other Character Email 1-Up/sticklyman

From Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki

1-UP EMAIL 66!

1-Up is emailed about Sticklyman and is transported somewhere else by the glitch.

Cast (in order of apprereance): 1-Up, Ekersby, Gunhaver, Steve, Alpha

Transcript

{Cuts to a place where blocks keep changing and stuff are falling. You can even walk through ovens and walls (Yes, There are ovens there). 1-Up appears}

1-UP: What is this?

{1-Up looks at a glitched up sign}

1-UP: Welcome to the...

{1-Up gasps. The camera moves towards 1-Up}

1-UP: ...The Negative Zone! {long pause} So, Anybody up for Pizza?

{Camera zooms out to show the place is empty (1-Up is talking to nobody)}

1-UP: Shut up, Stinkoman.

{Ekersby walks in}

EKERSBY: Hello. Prepare to die, 1-Up. Mwuhahaha-

{Ekersby's Fridge opens}

1-UP: Cool! A ham! {1-Up jumps into the fridge of Ekersby, Grabs the ham and jumps out}

EKERSBY: Ow! The fridge is my weakness!

{Ekersby explodes}

1-UP: Hmm... I wonder if this thing can summon computers. {Gets out Marzichan's Wand and points to the sky}

{A badly drawn Lappy appears}

1-UP: Oh. It is the Lappa from Powered by the Cheat Toons. Hmm... Well, It might not be that good. But, I guess I could use it.

{An email appears onscreen}

 Hey Guyperson,
Why do you like pudding?
I don't like pudding.
It's looks like what Sticklyman shovels.
Pudding....EWWWW!
-TheCheese

1-UP: {typing} Well, Cheese... I like Pudding because it is what makes the world go round. A pudding a day... Umm... {Starts getting a stomach ache} ...And I need the doctor right away. {1-Up actually types "Well Cheese, i.l.p.b it is w.m.t.w.g round"}

{Ekersby comes back}

EKERSBY: I am back and I am ready to destroy you... Hmm... But, Where's the fun in that? I know what I'll do. I will send you away. Your body will be asleep in this world... But, Your mind will be somewhere else. While your mind is in the other world, My glitches will eat your body and you'll never be back again. Isn't that clever?

1-UP: Clever is my middle name. {short pause} No really, it is. I have terrible parents.

{Ekersby shoots a laser at 1-Up which makes him fall down. Cuts to a black screen. You can see 1-Up. But, He is hard to see (like a ghost)}

1-UP: Wh-Where am I? Where am I going?

{Cuts to the Cheat Commandos Headqaurters}

GUNHAVER: Steve, What are you doing?

STEVE: I'm baking a cake for the Commandos using Foxface's Secret Recipe.

GUNHAVER: Darn it. How did you find that recipe? I hid it in the secret room. The one room that no Cheat Commano had entered. How did you get passed the defenses?

STEVE: You mean a toy gun?

GUNHAVER: Err... Crap.

{1-Up appears}

GUNHAVER: Aaaaahh!

STEVE: Aaaaaaahh!

{Short pause}

1-UP: Aaaahh.

GUNHAVER: Who are you?

1-UP: I am known as the chosen one from the future. I live in the year 20X6 and what you see before you is not my body.

GUNHAVER: It looks like it to me.

1-UP: No, It isn't. You see my mind is stuck here in the past.

GUNHAVER: You mean the present.

1-UP: No. The past.

GUNHAVER: Please state your full name and I shall make you a Cheat Commando.

1-UP: But, I'm not a Cheat.

STEVE: We don't care. We need as much people as we can get to stop the evil force of Blue Laser.

1-UP: Okay. My full name is 1-Up Kidstar Clever Extraman Runner.

GUNHAVER: Wow, That's a long name.

STEVE: Okay. I have made your Commando Profile in the Screen. You are now a Commando.

1-UP: Cool.

GUNHAVER: Let's equipt you with Guns and Weapons.

1-UP: But, I have Super Powers.

STEVE: No. The screen says that your currently only a mind. Meaning, You don't have the same specailties that you have in your reguler body. So, Your powers are gone.

{Short pause}

GUNHAVER: Man, Your just as bad as Reynold.

1-UP: So, I have no powers? I guess we better go into the weapon room to equipt me with weapons.

{Gunhaver, Steve and 1-Up walks off. The Alpha is in the background}

ALPHA: Click here to email Gunhaver or 1-Up.

Fun Facts

The Alpha is Gunhaver's Computer.
This is the second crossover series that 1-Up has done.

Other Character Email 1-Up/sticklyman

From Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki

Transcript

Fun Facts

Views

Personal tools

Navigation

Search

Toolbox

External Links