Other Character Email 1-Up/boxinggloves2

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1-UP EMAIL 60!

1-Up is emailed the Boxing Glove Email again.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Sticklyman. Jr

Transcript

{1-Up walks up to the broken Lappy that seems to be more broken then before. In fact, It is so broken that it doesn't work}

1-UP: No! Darn! No Computer... I wish I had the Heavenly 5000...

{1-Up starts walking towards another graveyard. Another couple of Zombies crawl out of the Grave and start jumping on 1-Up}

1-UP: Aaaaaaahh! {Throws them all off and starts running}

{Cuts to a desert-type place where there is dirt and darkness everywhere}

1-UP: {walks in and sees a thrown-out computer} Wow. It is the Widey 3000. That was Stinkoman's Very First Computer. I might give it a shot. {Tries to use some tape to put the Widey 3000 back together} There. Now to check some email.

{The following email pops up}

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

1-UP: {typing} I've gotten this email before. Haven't I? I don't have any Boxing Gloves. Let me act you something, Mister... Umm... No Name. I am going to change your email using some kind of... device that will change this email.

{1-Up covers the words he doesn't want with Tape. Now the email has become...}

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

1-UP: {reading} How do you box? {typing} There is an email worth answering. Hmm... I don't know. But, I guess I shall soon find ou-

STICKLYMAN. JR: What are you doing here? I killed you.

{1-Up grabs some boxing gloves off the ground and strikes a pose}

1-UP: Get ready to fight.

STICKLYMAN. JR: This should be easy... I don't need my cyborg mech this time. {strikes a pose}

{They dash toward each other and leap simultaneously into the air in slow-motion. Freezeframe of 1-Up striking Sticklyman. Jr. Sticklyman. Jr lands on his feet in the background. 1-Up lands in the foreground in a kneeling stance. After a pause, there is a rack-focus to Sticklyman. Jr, who then wavers a bit, and falls flat on his face}

STICKLYMAN. JR: Very well done. Very well done indeed, chosen one.

1-UP: Thank you.

STICKLYMAN. JR: I am sorry... But, I am only following in my father's footsteps... I hope we are still friends...

1-UP: We are, my friend. We are.

STICKLYMAN. JR: Arg! I am sorry to b-be the one to tell y-y-you this... But, Your father i-i-is d-dead...

1-UP: What?!

STICKLYMAN. JR: I'm sorry. But, Sticklyman killed your father. The Living-Dead King is currently moving towards the Lava Zone where he has taken control over Saargtsson. Quickly! run! Saargtsson is thinking about killing your mother... Go! GO NOW!! {vanishes}

1-UP: {Gets up, Starts crying and runs towards the Lava Zone} I shall avenge you... Father...

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

Widey 3000 is from Stinkoman Email created by Futuramaooy.
The fighting sequence is from "Under Construction"

Other Character Email 1-Up/boxinggloves2

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