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1-UP EMAIL 119!

Pan Pan from the future goes back in time

Cast (in order of appereance): 40X6 Pan Pan, Ungurait #1, Ungurait #2, Stinkoman, Marzichan, Ben, Kyle, Posion Mushroom, Sankaman, Contestro, Ungurait #3, Ungurait #4, Master X, Rya, Possessed Squid

Transcript

{Cut to 30X2, on the moon where Tampo's mansion is}

40X6 PAN PAN: {narrating} In the year late years of the 22nd century, Tampo had taken over Planet K, and very soon turned everyone into slaves. How he did it is unsure at this point. But, I became a gaurd with Steelman on the moon mansion. That was until I met 1-Up from the past who told me that he knew about his own death because Ben from my timeline had told him. After fixing everything, Tampo turned out to be a great leader. That was until, Tampo's downfall in the year 39X9.

{Cut to robots going beserk and turning against their owners. In the background, buildings are on fire}

40X6 PAN PAN: {narrating} I watched the robot revoloution, a knew I had to do something. So, I repaired 1-Up, who stopped the robot revoloution.

{Cut to 40X6 Pan Pan at his hovering television/computer in 40X6 1-Up's mansion}

40X6 PAN PAN: So, now I am a loyal friend of King 1-Up, and- {ground shakes} Woah. Something weird is happening. It seems like time is changing. Meaning that the Debug Force aare succeeding in their mission. Meaning, I'll have to go back in time and give 1-Up the anditode to the Death Sed Plaque.

{A portal appears and 40X6 Pan Pan dives into it. Cut to the ship. Ungurait #1 is making a cloning machine. The others are outside, waiting. After he finishes, he goes outside to the waiting room}

UNGURAIT #1: It is finished! Now we need something that contains his DNA like a peice of his clothing, his hai- {pause} err, pretty much anything that belongs to him covered in his fingerprints.

STINKOMAN: Here's his hat. {gives them 1-Up's hat}

UNGURAIT #1: Why do you have this?

STINKOMAN: I didn't rob his grave.

UNGURAIT #1: Good, because you would be arrested if you did.

STINKOMAN: Heh, heh... yeah.

{Ungurait #1 goes back in}

MARZICHAN: Do you really think they can clone him?

KYLE: They've done crap like this before. They can.

{Cut to the inside of the room. Ungurait #1 places 1-Up's cap in the machine and presses the "clone" button. The machine operates and in the chamber where 1-Up should be, there is a monster that looks similarly to 1-Up, but has large horns, 4 large claws, razor-sharp fangs, and is goop-like. It attacks Ungurait #1. He flees through the door and nails it shut. The monster bangs on the metal door and dents it badly}

MARZICHAN: What happened?

UNGURAIT #1: I think I made a monster.

UNGURAIT #2: RUN!

{The monster breaks the door and roars ferociously}

1-UP MONSTER: I am poison mushroom!

KYLE: What a dumb name.

UNGURAIT #1: How could this have happened? All the calculations were correct. There's no reason for there to be any problems!

{Cut to a close-up of Posion Mushroom's face}

POSION MUSHROOM: Die! DIE!

{A portal appears and 40X6 Pan Pan jumps out}

40X6 PAN PAN: Where's 1-Up? I need to fix the Death Seed Plaque. {looks up at monster} I think I'll have to fix more then just the plaque.

{Posion Mushroom attempts to grab 40X6 Pan Pan. But, 40X6 Pan Pan jumps out of the way and walks up the monster's hand, giving the monster a kick in it's face and throwing the antidote in Posion Mushroom's mouth, making him turn back into 1-Up}

1-UP: Rah. I'm a monster.

MARZICHAN: No. You're not.

1-UP: Yes. I am. See? Roar, roar!

40X6 PAN PAN: 1-Up still thinks he's a monster. It should ware off in three days.

BEN: How come the 1-Up clone had the death seed plaque?

40X6 PAN PAN: Because the Death Seed Plaque cannot be escaped. As soon as it infects someoone, it effects everything he owns, including DNA.

UNGURAIT #1: My bad.

40X6 PAN PAN: You'll be lucky to know that in that bottle, is an unlimited supply of antidote, so it'll never happen again.

1-UP: Now to check my email.

{Everyone gets into the ship and 1-Up flies the ship into a strange black hole. The black hole closes}

MARZICHAN: {voice only, echoes} Next time, I drive.

EVERYONE: {except 1-Up} Agreed.

{The ship crashes into a black room where Sankaman is standing}

SANKAMAN: {singing} Wouldn't it be chilly with no skin on.

1-UP: I think we're in the middle of time and space.

{The ship opens up and everyone walks out}

BEN: Elephant man, can you point us in the direction of Master X's lair.

SANKAMAN: I don't know. I only see the future, but not the present. But, yet the past holds secrets that-

STINKOMAN: We don't want your mumbo-jumbo! Just tel us!

SANKAMAN: {sighs} You must enlighten your soul, or else the path will not reach you.

1-UP: What is that? Scripture? You quoting sripture?

SANKAMAN: I was raised by a cup of coffee.

{Sankaman fades away, leaving behind his blue glowing sword}

UNGURAIT #1: Great. Now we're stuck here.

1-UP: Maybe, I can contact Rya and she can help us.

{A holigraphic email appears}

Dear the uppity one,

I think you ignored the e-mail were I said you were pregnant.
Well, you shouldn't have. You're about to give birth in a few minutes,

-Rya Kirsch, male,
Naboo Bravo starfighter squadron.

1-UP: It's an email from Rya. But, it's basicly about- Um, eww. Nevermind.

{The email dissapears followed by a flashy vector word saying "Deleted"}

VECTOR STRONG BAD: {voice only} Deleted.

1-UP: The lake head? What does that mean?

VECTOR STRONG BAD: {voice only} Deleted.

1-UP: Police quest?! This thing is obviously broken.

{A door appears out of nowhere and opens, revealing Contestro and the other two Unguraits}

CONTESTRO: Oh. Now I get it. The blue key opens the blue door.

UNGURAIT #3: That's like some kind of video game.

{Following the two Unguraits and Contestro is Master X, Rya and the Possessed Squid}

MASTER X: {short pause, not surprised at the sight of 1-Up} Umm, what is this?

RYA: Um, err...

MASTER X: {sighs} I said "what is this?" Somebody better answer me.

RYA: 1-Up, four bandits, a Sailor Moon rip-off, two tiny Jaros named "Ben" and "Kyle", a the Cheat and Stinkoman.

MASTER X: No. I mean as in, what are they doing here? Why hasen't 1-Up been caught as bait. I thought we were able to control this universe at will.

RYA: Umm, yes. We are.

MASTER X: Well, do something!

{Rya gets out a tiny remote and points it at the 1-Up and the other good guys}

RYA: {presses button} Say goodbye to your little universe. Cause' I'm returning to my webtoon.

{Rya dissapears. 1-Up starts hitting himself because the reality controller was pressed. 1-Up, who is still hitting himself, starts to float and gets thrown out of the middle of time and space chamber}

1-UP: WAAAAAAGH!

{The same thing happens to Marzichan, Stinkoman, Contestro, Kyle and Ben. Master X and the Possessed Squid approach the four Unguraits and smile evilly}

POSSESSED SQUID: I have waited so long for this moment.

MASTER X: Prepare to die.

{Cut to 1-Up, Marzichan, Stinkoman, Ben, Kyle and Contestro floating in space, as the portal closes. Seeing as there is no gravity, they are unable to get back into the portal}

MARZICHAN: {angry} Great! We're going to die cause' there's no oxygen in here!

{The holigraphic paper comes down. It starts to fizzle and crumble after a few seconds}

Fun Facts

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I was only joking about the previous email being the last one I'd ever write.
The fact that Marzichan looks like a Sailor Moon rip-off is a reference to Sailor Moon.
This continues from the Ungurait email, "shoe".
See this to see what happens to the Unguraits inside the chamber with Master X and the Possessed Squid.
The next 1-Up email will be big and end the crossover. So, I won't do it until Mr. Cradgage has done the emails Irritating and Parental Apocalypse.
- I'm doing so because Mr. Cradgage has already told me that he is ending the crossover on Ungurait Email #75, which will also be a special email.

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