Other Character Email 1-Up/separation

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1-UP EMAIL 61!

1-Up is emailed about something that he can't understand.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Saargtsson, Marzichan, Greggo

Transcript

{Cuts to 1-Up near the Lava Zone}

1-UP: Whew... This is hot! I need to find a place that I can check my emails. Too bad the Lappy 486 had to break. Hmm... Hey. What's that?

{1-Up notices the Delta 1001 on the ground near some Lava. 1-Up grabs it before it can fall in}

1-UP: I'm sure Gunhaver wont mind if I use he's old computer. He hasn't used it since the 21st Century anyway. {singing} This is an email rap. Tampo cannot... umm... zap...

{The email pops up on the screen}

Fool!
You have disgraced the prime-verse with your ventazions
and fanzers, and therefore must be contained! I hereby 
sentence you and all others in your alt-verse to eternal
separation/isolation. If anyone doesn't comply, it would 
be bad. For you.
Your disgusted alternate,
Game Over

1-UP: {reading} Fool. You have disguised the pony in- {stops reading} What the crap is this? All I can tell is I'm being seperated from someone or something for no reason. Hmm... {typing} I have never disgraced anyone. Why are you so mad? Hmm... Anyway, I should propably be saving Mom and Marzichan and beating that mysterious guy.

{1-Up walks into the Lava Zone and notices that Saargtsson is heading right towards him}

1-UP: {Gulps}

SAARGTSSON: {Shoots Green Lasers at 1-Up} Ssssssssssoooooooon you will ssssssssee how much I can hurt you!

{1-Up gets hit by the Green Lasers and falls down. He gets back up}

1-UP: That hurt.

SAARGTSSON: Really? Well, It'sssssss about to get a whole lot worssssssssse! Hahahaha!

{Saargtsson shoots a green laser at 1-Up so that he hits the wall. Suddenly, Some chains shoot out of nowhere and start tieing 1-Up to the wall}

1-UP: Arg!

SAARGTSSON: Hahahahaha! You will never make it to your ssssssiiiiisssster.

1-UP: What happened to my Mom?

SAARGTSSON: I killed her.

1-UP: {starts to cry} W-W-What...? No! I-It can't b-be true... Dad...? Mom...? Dead...?

SAARGTSSON: I am afraid sssssoooo... And now it is time for you to die!

1-UP: Never! {Breaks the chains and spin-kicks Saargtsson}

SAARGTSSON: Arg! You'll pay for that!

1-UP: {Spin-kicks the end of Saargtsson's tail and it falls off}

SAARGTSSON: Uh Oh. {Runs off} We'll meet again!

1-UP: Ha! That was easy...

{1-Up can hear a girl crying}

1-UP: Marzichan? I-Is that you? {stops crying}

MARZICHAN: {voice only} Yes, 1-Up. B-But, I'm scared and I don't know where I am.

1-UP: Stay where you are. I'll come and get you.

{Cuts to Marzichan in a cage, crying. 1-Up walks in}

1-UP: There you are Marzichan!

MARZICHAN: M-Mom is... D-

1-UP: Yes... Yes... I know...

MARZICHAN: What about D-Dad...?

1-UP: Sticklyman killed him...

MARZICHAN: Wh-What...? {cries even more}

1-UP: Cheer up... I'll-

{A Greggo wearing a suit walks in}

GREGGO: I am so glad I found you people... I got a message that a kid was trying to save he's sister. I am a part of the 2-KLOF.

1-UP: The 20X6 Kid Look-Out Force?

GREGGO: Yes. I heard you were the chosen one. But, It is known by the law that children with no parents or gaurdian must either be taken to live with their closest relative or at an adoption centre.

1-UP: So, What have you decided?

GREGGO: You have no nearby relatives except for Homsar and we agreed that living with Homsar is unsafe. You must now go to the adoption centre?

1-UP AND MARZICHAN: What?

GREGGO: Follow me, before Saargtsson gets back. {whispering} Suckers...

{They all leave}

NARRATOR: And so, 1-Up and Marzichan cried at the death of their parents and went to an adoption centre that was suspisously close by. I really wish I didn't have to tell you this... But, My job is to tell you the way these events really happened. Sorry...

1-UP: {voice only} You will pay, Mysterious Guy...

{The Paper comes down}

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