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1-UP EMAIL 100!

1-Up discovers the Dark Elf and finds out about a Stinkoman prototype.

Cast (in order of appereance): Dark Stinkoman, Orano, Sticklyman, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, 1-Up, Stinkoman, Virtua, Pan Pan, Ultra Cyber Shadow, Nightmare, NEB-1, The Ice Machine, The Liekand, Gaurdians, Quickbot, Geminikid, Metalfreak, Guntoshi, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Jaro, The Dark Elf, The Unguraits, Delta, Beta, Omega, Alpha, Yuta

Transcript

Part 1: The Dark Elf Power

{Cuts to the Dark Elf glowing in a black background while sleeping}

NARRATOR: {voiceover} A long time ago, A great warrior called the Dark Eld destroyed the legend of Reploids. Reploids never had a chance at life. The Dark Elf used a magical sword to lock away The Unguraits and their Pharoah forever in the dark realms. One day, The legend would come back and have to stop the Reploid Legend from happening once again. After the Dark Elf started his dark sleep for centuries. The Kaiser and The Devil was told to choose someone to be the chosen one. In the year 20X6, A chjosen one has been callen and the reploid legend is once again about to start. The chosen one is going to once again be called to free the Dark Elf and return the Dark Legend.

{Cuts to Dark Stinkoman, ??? and Sticklyman talking}

DARK STINKOMAN: I am glad that we are working together. This plan is full proof.

STICKLYMAN: Project Ken will be the the perfect robot.

DARK STINKOMAN: Are you sure?

STICKLYMAN: I am positive.

???: {in Orano's voice} Very well. We better get Stlunko's data files to help us destroy 1-Up and claim the power to control reploids.

{Cuts to Tampo, Brody and Stlunko in the 20X6 Field}

TAMPO: {sighs} Well, I guess that email was right. I did get bored after 2 hours of sitting in this field. Saargtsson isn't going to be very pleased.

{Sticklyman walks in}

STICKLYMAN: Hello, Lower Rank Minion.

TAMPO: Hello, Master.

STICKLYMAN: Do you know the password to Stlunko's secret data files.

TAMPO: But, You said I should never tell anybody that. Not even you.

STICLYMAN: Shut up, Worthless Minion. What is the password?

TAMPO: {sighs} I never knew this day would come. But, I'm going to have to go against you. I cannot let you take the files. If use the files, All of the bosses could be destroyed.

STICKLYMAN: That's a risk I am willing to take. Now, What is the password?

TAMPO: Fine. It's "Death."

STICKLYMAN: Thank you. Now, I shall use the information.

TAMPO: I am sorry, Master.

{Tampo leaves}

STICKLYMAN: Sorry about what? What is Tampo going to do? Meh. It doesn't matter. Soon, I will destroy the chosen one known as...

{Cuts to 1-Up in Stinkoman HQ checking his email}

1-UP: {singing} 1-Up is checkin' the email.

Dear 1-Up,
If something Important ever happens
to you, you should always remember that
that you have the power of good on your side.
Don't give up and you will always win.
Supporting you,
Raynor

1-UP: Woah. {typing} Do you know the future or something? Hmm... The power of good will always be on my side? I don't understand. But, All I know is that something bad is going to happpen. I can feel it.

{Short pause}

1-UP: Well, I guess nothing will happen today.

{Stinkoman walks in}

STINKOMAN: Hey, 1-Up.

1-UP: Hey, Stinkoman. {sighs} What is it like to be the guy? How did you become the guy?

STINKOMAN: Well, It took me a little while to unlock my true power. But after that, I was a hero. It feels good to use my Double Deuce and the other deuces. I've mastered them all. All 300 of them. All the way from the Single Deuce to the Ultra Deuce.

1-UP: The Ultra Deuce?

STINKOMAN: Yeah. It's the best of them all. But, You won't learn that till your older. For now, you're just a kid. Be thankful that you're not as old as me yet. When you are my age, things will get hard.

1-UP: Wow. Really? I can't wait.

STINKOMAN: Well, I'm going to go watch some TV.

{Stinkoman walks offscreen}

1-UP: Well, It looks like I'm just going to have to wait for an adventure to come my way.

{Dark Stinkoman jumps in and punches 1-Up}

1-UP: What the crap?

DARK STINKOMAN: Hello, Chosen One. I am here to take your sister's wand.

1-UP: It is my wand now and there is no way that I'll give the Dark Elf wand to you!

DARK STINKOMAN: Hehehehehe. Fine. I'll just take it's dark powers. You will still have reguler powers. But, My powerful machines shall suck out all of the dark powers that control the Dark Elf from the wand.

1-UP: Oh no.

{Dark Stinkoman kicks 1-Up. 1-Up falls the the ground. The orb that is attached to the wand floats to Dark Stinkoman}

DARK STINKOMAN: I got the Dark Elf power. DARK DEUUUUUUUCE!

{Dark Stinkoman flies away}

1-UP: Oh, Crap.

{Cuts to Stinkoman watching Television. Tampo floats in}

STINKOMAN: WAH! It's you!

TAMPO: I must talk to 1-Up. I was attacked by some higher rank bad guys before.

STINKOMAN: Are you asking for a challenge?

TAMPO: Umm... No...

{Tampo floats away. Cuts to 1-Up training}

1-UP: {kicks air} H-Ya!

TAMPO: {floats onscreen} Hello, 1-Up. I would like to accept your deal to work with you. We must destroy these guys. Normally, I wouldn't go to such a low level idiot. But, I'm afraid I have no choice. But, I still won't go against Master Sticklyman. I'll only go against the ones that are forcing him to destroy his loyal minions.

1-UP: You're a big peice of pudding.

{Tampo sighs}

TAMPO: Nevermind. I'm propably going to have to unlock your true power by myself. Follow me to the training room. {Tampo floats away}

1-UP: {whispers} How does Tampo know so much about Stinkoman HQ? He has never even been here.

{Brody walks in}

BRODY: Was Tampo here?

1-UP: Umm... Yeah. He's in the training room.

BRODY: Well, We better follow him.

{Cuts to 1-Up walking in the main training room of Stinkoman HQ with Tampo and Brody}

1-UP: Wow. This place is cool.

TAMPO: I'm glad you like it. But, We must act fast. Dark Stinkoman could be coming to get you. To unlock your true power, you must first be in a fight.

1-UP: Okay.

BRODY: What about me and Stlunko?

TAMPO: Stlunko will be with Ben using the computer. He will talk to you using these walie-talkies.

{Tampo gives Walkie-Talkies to 1-Up and Brody}

TAMPO: As for you, You will go with Stinkoman and Pan Pan to the Phazon Hill.

1-UP: So, Are we going to begin the training?

TAMPO: Yes. We are setting up a virtual arena. You will verse Virtua.

1-UP: Okay.

{The place 1-Up is in changes. Tampo and Brody dissapear. A virtual Chorch appears}

1-UP: Wow. You must be Virtua.

VIRTUA: That is correct. Are you ready to begin the training?

1-UP: Yes. {Gets out Marzichan's Wand}

{Virtua starts floating towards 1-Up quickly}

1-UP: Deuce! Deuce! Deuce!

{Three reguler deuce attacks are shot from the wand. It hits Virtua and 1-Up returns to the real world}

TAMPO: That was pretty good. Are you ready to go to the lair?

1-UP: Yes, Tampo.

TAMPO: Very well. We shall head for the lair of Dark Stinkoman's. Brody, You better go with Stinkoman and Pan Pan.

{Tampo, Brody and 1-Up walk offscreen. Cuts to Stinkoman, Brody and Pan Pan with each other at a giant hill covered in flames}

STINKOMAN: It looks like this is Phazon Hill. I hope they have a lot of challenges.

PAN PAN: {Badlang, Badlang, Badlang}

BRODY: Good. Let's go look for Nightmare and destroy him.

STINKOMAN: Who's Nightmare?

BRODY: He is a very powerful being of immortal power. He is a giant bird like me. But, He is black with red eyes and has spikes on his back. He also has some cool armor.

STINKOMAN: Okay. I'll go challenge Nightmare while Pan Pan goes and disables the bombs on Phazon Hill. You can

BRODY: I wonder how Tampo is doing.

{Cuts to 1-Up walking into a Virtual Room}

1-UP: Woah.

{Tampo floats in}

TAMPO: 1-Up. You must be careful. I sense that some of the Dark Elf's power is being used to power up a robot.

1-UP: What? They are using the Dark Elf's Power already?

{A giant black robot storms into the room by lightning and looks at 1-Up}

BLACK ROBOT: I am Ultra Cyber Shadow. I was created to terminate you.

1-UP: Woah. You look powerful.

ULTRA CYBER SHADOW: You know, I was created a while ago to help Sticklyman kill Homestar Runner.

1-UP: WHAT?! Grr...

ULTRA CYBER SHADOW: 1-Up has been detected. Preparing Nuclear Weapon. {powers up}

TAMPO: Watch out, Kid!

1-UP: You're the reason my parents are dead...

{1-Up starts glowing in black fames. His eyes glow red and he starts to blow up stuff just by looking at it. The whole room blows up and so does the Ultra Cyber Shadow}

1-UP: {slowly turns back to normal}

TAMPO: {laughs} Well, Well. It looks like 1-Up does indeed have his dark side.

1-UP: Whatever. Let's just go.

TAMPO: Okay. {floats away}

1-UP: {whispers} What is happening to me?

TAMPO: 1-Up? Are you coming?

1-UP: Yeah. Umm... Sure.

{1-Up walks offscreen with Tampo. Cuts to the main room}

1-UP: They don't appear to be here.

TAMPO: How do you think Brody, Stinkoman and Pan Pan are doing?

1-UP: They're propably doing fine.

{1-Up's shirt turns a purple colour and his star emblem turns into a skull. 1-Up dissapears}

TAMPO: What the?

{Short pause}

TAMPO: {sighs} I better move on. 1-Up is sure to find his way back. He will soon unlock his true power.

{Cuts to Stinkoman, Brody and Pan Pan on Phazon Hill}

STINKOMAN: I guess nothing is here.

BRODY: Pan Pan. You go search for Nightmare. Me and Stinkoman will stay here.

PAN PAN: {leaves}

BRODY: I can't beleive I was paired up with my mortal enemy. Why are we partners?

STINKOMAN: I don't know. {sighs}

1-UP: {offscreen} Stinkoman! Help me!

{Stinkoman and Brody run offscreen. Cuts to 1-Up tied to a wall in chains. 1-Up has a purple shirt with a skull emblem. Stinkoman and Brody walk onscreen}

STINKOMAN: Hang on, Kidstar.

{1-Up snaps out of the chains. His eyes turn red and his skin becomes grey. He attacks Stinkoman and Brody}

STINKOMAN: Orano!

BRODY: I knew it.

1-UP: You always thought that you were superior to me. But now, The tables have turned.

{1-Up laughs and starts fighting with Stinkoman}

1-UP: DARK DEUCE!

{1-Up shoots a blast of dark energy at Stinkoman. Stinkoman is frozen. 1-Up aims his fist at Brody}

BRODY: Don't even think about it.

{Brody uses his large feet to squish 1-Up (Orano). 1-Up is too fast}

1-UP: Mwuhahahahahaha!

BRODY: Arg! He's too fast!

{Stinkoman unfreezes}

STINKOMAN: Good. It wared off.

{Stinkoman runs towards 1-Up and Stinkoman's hand turns into a sword}

STINKOMAN: DEUCE SLASH!

{Stinkoman slashes 1-Up with his sword. Nothing happens}

1-UP: Was that meant to hurt?

STINKOMAN: He's too powerful.

BRODY: Grr... Shut up, Stinkoman. Let me handle this.

STINKOMAN: Wait. I have an idea. It might be stupid. But, It'll have to do. What if we attack him at the same time?

BRODY: Me? Working with my mortal enemy? No way!

STINKOMAN: It's the only way.

BRODY: Grr... Very well.

{Stinkoman charges up an attack with his sword while Brody aims his legs}

STINKOMAN: DOUBLE DEUCE SLASH!

BRODY: RAPID SMASH!

{They both combined their attacks and 1-Up (Orano) explodes and falls to the ground}

1-UP: Our battle isn't finished yet, Stinkoman.

{Stinkoman powers up}

STINKOMAN: DOUBLE DEUUUUUUUUCE!

{Stinkoman shoots the "Double Deuce" attack. 1-Up (Orano) dissapears and it misses}

STINKOMAN: {sighs}

{Cuts to a flashback of Stinkoman and 1-Up creating a snowman in the snow}

1-UP: {echoes} We'll be friends forever... Stinkoman... I'd never hurt my friend...

{Cuts back to Stinkoman and Brody on Phazon Hill}

BRODY: Arg! He escaped, diddn't he?

STINKOMAN: {sighs} Yeah. He got away. That sucks. Doesn't it?

BRODY: Darn. Well, I guess we should move on then.

{Stinkoman walks offscreen and Brody follows. Cuts to Tampo in the main room. 1-Up appears and seems to be back to normal}

TAMPO: Wow. You're back.

'1-UP: Yeah. I am. But, I was wondering... Why are you going against your master?

TAMPO: {sighs} He's being forced by his mind to go against his own minions. Orano has still got control over him. Since, Orano is the guy that brought him back to life after the fight with you.

1-UP: Oh.

TAMPO: Yeah. So, I'm not going against the master. I'm going against Orano for taking control of the master's head.

{1-Up walks into the next room and Tampo follows him. Cuts to the portal room. 1-Up walks in and Tampo follows}

1-UP: {sighs}

{A giant portal appears and a mysterious black mutant chicken with red eyes walks out. The portal dissapears}

1-UP: Huh?

MUTANT CHICKEN: I am the gaurdian of Phazon Hill and the end boss of the Phazon Hill Zone. I've been expecting you.

TAMPO: Who are you and what do you want?

MUTANT CHICKEN: I am the anceint gaurdian and forger of the Dark Elf Wand. My name is Nightmare.

1-UP: Woah. How are you still alive? Diddn't you die a year ago of old age?

NIGHTMARE: I am half immortal. I cannot age. But, I can be killed. I am angered that the Dark Elf Wand has been stolen. Why weren't you protecting?

1-UP: I tried to.

NIGHTMARE: Enough talk. I challenge you to a fight to see if you are worthy to hold the Dark Elf's power and protect it. Instead of taking advantage over it's power.

1-UP: Woah. Okay. I accept.

NIGHTMARE: If Tampo interrupts or helps you during our fight. I shall kill you both.

1-UP: If I win, Will you help me get the Dark Elf Wand and stop the moron that took it?

NIGHTMARE: Agreed.

1-UP: And... Err... If I lose, Can I just... err... leave?

NIGHTMARE: No. If you lose, I'll just kill you.

1-UP: {screams}

TAMPO: Warning. Energy Signature detected.

{A portal appears. 1-Up and Nightmare jump into the portal. Cuts to a floating arena in space. 1-Up and Nightmarre appear}

1-UP: Woah. Where are we?

NIGHTMARE: We are in the floating space arena. This is the most riskiest place to fight.

1-UP: Why is it so risky?

NIGHTMARE: You moron. We're in space with no space helmet on. We can't breathe.

1-UP: How can we breathe now?

NIGHTMARE: We are inside a sheild? But during a fight, The shield has a mind of it's own. It moves and rips apart. We could stop breathing and die if the shield moves off of the arena.

1-UP: Uh Oh.

NIGHTMARE: Begin the fight.

{They both strike and pose. Then, They start running towards each other. The screen flashes so that the battle is hard to see. There are a lot of punches and kicks}

1-UP: DOUBLE DEUUUUUUUCE!

{1-Up shoots a huge strike o flashes and lightning at Nightmare. Nightmare dodges and tries to squish 1-Up with his huge feet burning on black fire. 1-Up keeps dodging}

NIGHTMARE: You are good. But, Not great.

1-UP: Are you ready to start a real battle?

NIGHTMARE: Ha. That's a laugh. I've been watching your adventures. You diddn't survive long without someone saving you.

1-UP: Why you little!

{1-Up shoots more lightning at Nightmare. Nightmarre dodges and starts flying really fast at 1-Up. He picks up 1-Up and throws him outside of the shield}

1-UP: Arg... I... c-c-can't... breathe...

{1-Up slowly closes his eyes}

NIGHTMARE: Hahahahaha.

1-UP: Deuce! Deuce! Deuce!

{1-Up shoots three deuces into the sky. The pressure causes 1-Up to shoot back to the space arena}

1-UP: I'm back.

NIGHTMARE: {yells} Begginer's Luck!

{Nightmare dissapears. Nightmare reappears behind 1-Up}

1-UP: Where did he go?

{Nightmare punches 1-Up from behind. 1-Up falls to the floor of the arena}

NIGHTMARE: {laughs}

1-UP: Darn. A surprise attack. Deuce!

{1-Up shoots a deuce attack. Nightmare falls to the ground. Nightmare getsup and heals himself}

NIGHTMARE: Hahahaha.

1-UP: What? That's unfair.

{Nightmare flies towards 1-Up. Tampo appears in front of 1-Up and shoots a laser ball at Nightmare. Nightmare falls to the ground}

TAMPO: That's enough.

NIGHTMARE: You fool. Have you realised what you just done? You just violated the rules of our fight. Therefor you cheated. And for that, You shall die. Both of you!

TAMPO: You said it would be fair fight. But, You kept healing each time you got hurt.

{Tampo shoots another couple of laser balls at Nightmare. Nightmare flies towards Tampo. Tampo blocks the attack and shoots another few laser balls. Nightmare falls to the ground. Tampo shoots one last laser ball at Nightmare. 1-Up and Tampo dissapear. Cuts back to the portal room. 1-Up and Tampo appear}

1-UP: You're finished. The game is over.

NIGHTMARE'S VOICE: Well done. You have proven yourself worthy of carrying the Dark Elf wand. It will take me some time to reform into my original self.

TAMPO: Original self?

NIGHTMARE'S VOICE: Yes. {sighs} You see, I wasn't always a mutant chicken. I was once a human that hunted mutant chickens. But, I diddn't really hunt them. I took care of them and made sure that nobody would hurt them. I disguised as a bird hunter. I found Brody's egg and made sure that nobody took it. I sold it to Stinkoman. After that, Mutant chickens started hating me. They put a curse on me. I became one of them. But, When I found Sticklyman. He gave me the powers of darkness. He gave me a new name. Now, I am Nightmare. I am the gaurdian to the Dark Elf wand.

1-UP: That explains a lot.

NIGHTMARE'S VOICE: If my senses are correct. Orano should be on the moon.

TAMPO: On the moon?

NIGHTMARE'S VOICE: Please Chosen One. Take this weapon. This is the weapon that the Dark Elf used a long, long time ago to destroy the Reploid Legend. It appears that Orano, Dark Stinkoman and Sticklyman are trying to make the legend come back to life.

1-UP: Okay. Where is the weapon?

NIGHTMARE'S VOICE: Be careful. It is on the Cyber Hill Zone. That is where the Dark Elf put the wand after defeating the reploid king. But, There are many more gaurdians there. It is very dangerous.

TAMPO: If Orano is on the moon. Where is The Master and Dark Stinkoman.

NIGHTMARE'S VOICE: Dark Stinkoman is looking for Stlunko. As for Sticklyman, He is still in the lair's resting room. That is where the blueprints for the plans for a Cyber Reploid Elf is being held. With the power of The Dark Elf and The Cyber Reploid Elf, They will be unstoppable.

1-UP: Is there anything else we should know?

NIGHTMARE'S VOICE: Yes. Beware of Project Ken.

1-UP: What?!

TAMPO: Ken?

NIGHTMARE'S VOICE: Do you people know this project?

TAMPO: I'm not a person.

1-UP: Yes. I know Project Ken. It was a project created by my father. I also met a future version of him when I was stuck in 30X2.

TAMPO: I think we better go get the weapon.

{Tampo and 1-Up leave. Cuts to Sticklyman with NEB-1 and The Liekand in the lair}

NEB-1: Well? Is it our turn yet? I miss the agony of battle.

{The Ice Machine jumps in which causes the floor to shake}

THE ICE MACHINE: {growls} I can't wait to crush those puny weaklings! They don't stand a chance!

STICKLYMAN: Patience, my comrades. Our time will come.

THE LIEKAND: Are you sure? I mean, 1-Up has defeated you before.

STICKLYMAN: Don't be weaklings. Our little upgrade will be enough to destroy the chosen one.

NEB-1: As confident as always, eh?

STICKLYMAN: Yes. When we are done, this place will be 1-Up's grave.

{Cuts to Stlunko and Ben}

{Sticklyman jumps in and grabs Ben}

STLUNKO: No.

STICKLYMAN: {being controled by Orano} Stupid minion...

STLUNKO: Sorry, Master. I am not letting you get away with the little robot that 1-Up owns.

BEN: Let me go!

STICKLYMAN: Hahaha.

STLUNKO: I will not let you take the little robot pal of mine.

STICKLYMAN: {still being controlled} Wh- What? P- Pal?

{Cuts to the inside of Sticklyman's head. Sticklyman and Orano are in a whitre background}

STICKLYMAN: Wh- What's going on? I'm a leader of honor! I demand that you tell me what is going on at once!

ORANO: Hello. I am Orano. You remember me. Well, Since I don't have a body and I can't get into physical fights... I've taken over yours. I hope you don't mind.

STICKLYMAN: I do mind! This is my body! I won't let you take over it!

ORANO: You don't have a choice. You owe me.

STICKLYMAN: No! I am Master Sticklyman! Stlunko! Get me out of here now! It'll cost you a lot of of MeritPoints if you don't!

ORANO: Hahahahahaha. Don't even try. They can't hear you. I am in control now.

STICKLYMAN: No...

{The screen slowly fades to black}

Part 2: The Terrible Truth

{Cuts to 1-Up and Tampo climbing the Cyber Hill Zone}

TAMPO: Stlunko and Brody should meet us here.

1-UP: {sighs}

TAMPO: What is wrong, 1-Up?

1-UP: Don't get me wrong. I'm glad we are working together and we are having a good friendship. But, I'm guessing this won't last forever. Will it?

TAMPO: Correct. We are not here for you or because saving the world gives us a warm fuzzy feeling. Orano's plans for world domination puts Sticklyman in certain jeopardy. We intend to liberate our master from Orano's control. That is all.

{Brody walks in with Stlunko}

BRODY: Yeah. Since we happen to be going in the same direction, we decided pitch in and help out with-

{A giant ice storm hits the boss trio and 1-Up. It is later combined with one of NEB-1's fire balls and a storm. The camera moves back so that we can see NEB-1, The Ice Machine and The Liekand on the right side of the screen}

THE ICE MACHINE: {in a loud, growling, echoeing voice} Grr... Enough with the exposition!

NEB-1: Hahaha. A new world lies before us. Who are you to complain now?

THE LIEKAND: {spins while yelling} Murder and then forming a team with your enemies, 1-Up? Have you no shame? I shall end your foolishness here.

TAMPO: Go now, 1-Up! We'll handle this!

1-UP: Wh- What?! You guys can't beat them all alone!

TAMPO: Just go! They are obviously here to slow us down! We shall not take that bait.

BRODY: Go ahead of the rest of us. Save Sticklyman.

1-UP: {short pause} Alright... But, I'm counting on you guys.

{1-Up runs up the Cyber Hill Zone. Cuts to the top of the Cyber Hill. The Dark Elf Sword is floating at the tip of the hill}

1-UP: Wow. I made it.

{Sticklyman jumps onscreen}

STICKLYMAN: Hold it right there.

1-UP: Huh?

STICKLYMAN: Ready to die?

1-UP: Not really. Are you ready to die?

STICKLYMAN: No.

1-UP: How about we play a little game? The object of the game is to be killed.

STICKLYMAN: Alright. Your turn to die first!

{Sticklyman jumps and throws his shovel at 1-Up. It misses}

1-UP: You missed.

STICKLYMAN: Hahaha. I never miss.

{The hill shakes and 1-Up falls off}

1-UP: Arg.

STICKLYMAN: {grabs the sword} Haha. You shall be the one to die.

1-UP: Hehehehe...

STICKLYMAN: What are you laughing at?

{Two giant sillhoutted figures with red glowing eyes rise up from the mountain}

1-UP: It was my plan all along. If I grabbed it, I would awaken the gaurdians. So, I thought to myself "What if somebody else grabbed it for me?" Hahaha. Now, The gaurdians of the Dark Elf Sword are angry at you.

STICKLYMAN: Wh- What?!

{1-Up grabs the sword and runs off}

STICKLYMAN: No...

{One of the sillhoutted figures charge a Dark Deuce at Sticklyman while the other sillhoutted figure chases 1-Up}

SILLHOUTTED GIANT: Come back and you shall not be destroyed by the third dark elf gaurdian.

1-UP: Never. I must use this sword to destroy evil.

SILLHOUTTED GIANT: Grr... You don't understand how powerful it is...

1-UP: I might not... But, I need it.

SILLHOUTTED GIANT: Moron. You'll destroy the world if you unlock the Dark Elf power. Then, The world would have to go to war. Demons would rise and destroy everything. And the name of the Unguraits would live on.

1-UP: The Unguraits? Aren't they those little bandits that almost destroyed the world with Pharoah a long time ago?

SILLHOUTTED GIANT: Yes. It was the Dark Elf that helped them cause the darkness.

1-UP: But, I've always heard good things about the Dark Elf.

SILLHOUTTED GIANT: Why do you think they call it the Dark Elf. It's evil.

1-UP: But, I need the sword to defeat Orano and Dark Stinkoman.

SILLHOUTTED GIANT: No, you don't.

1-UP: I'm sorry if I break the laws of the Dark Elf... But, I must kill you... gaurdian...

SILLHOUTTED GIANT: You have displeased the Dark Elf. It is going to wake up and cause war.

1-UP: Shut up.

{1-Up uses the Dark Elf Sword to slice the gaurdian. The gaurdian crumbles into the ground}

1-UP: Well, That's over. I better look for Stinkoman and Pan Pan.

{A lightning storm starts and the sky turns black}

1-UP: Uh Oh. I think that my stupidity is bringing the end of the world.

{Stinkoman and Pan Pan walk onscreen}

STINKOMAN: It looks like Judgement Day...

PAN PAN: {Badling, Badling, Badling}

1-UP: Do you really think so, Pan Pan?

STINKOMAN: Come on. We better go back to Dark Stinkoman HQ so that we can get revenge on my dark clone.

{Cuts to Dark Stinkoman HQ. Stinkoman, 1-Up and Pan Pan walk in. A bunch of Jaros, Greggos, Chorches, Zombies and other minions start walking in}

1-UP: We'll handle these. You can go on, Stinkoman.

{Stinkoman runs offscreen. Cuts to the main room}

STINKOMAN: I know you are here Orano. Show yourself!

{Orano teleports onscreen with Dark Stinkoman}

ORANO: Welcome Stinkoman. We've been expecting you.

STINKOMAN: What is this? A copy of me?

DARK STINKOMAN: Nice to meet you, Stinkoman. No... Wait... I can't even call you that... Can I? {short pause} Because, I am the real Zero.

STINKOMAN: What?

DARK STINKOMAN: What is that stupid look on your face? A result of your so-called emotions, I bet. You don't even deserve to be a copy.

STINKOMAN: I am... a... copy?!

DARK STINKOMAN: Yes. Your not even meant to be good. You and 1-Up were born as dark minions to serve. But, When Strong Bad created me. I was switched. It was a result of a test. We were trying to switch Stinkoman with another Stinkoman for a day. You are the fake clone of me.

STINKOMAN: Impossible. 1-Up created you.

DARK STINKOMAN: That is what I wanted him to beleive. I put a glitch in the system which caused the cloning process to fail. Instead, The clone was replaced by me. The real clone is hidden in Project Ken's programming.

STINKOMAN: {gasps}

???: {offscreen} Well, This is an interesting development.

STINKOMAN: You!

{The camera zooms out to reveal that the mysterious voice is Sticklyman}

STICKLYMAN: Yes. Me.

STINKOMAN: But, You were destroyed by that gaurdian. 1-Up told me.

STICKLYMAN: That is what I wanted 1-Up to beleive. The Lunar Warehouse has become a mechanised utopia. Something which you or 1-Up could never create.

ORANO: Such wonderful knife edged treason. While I am interested in seeing how this stand-off is resolved, I must take my leave now. But, Don't worry. I shall be giving the resulting fight my full attention.

{Orano teleports out. 1-Up and Pan Pan walk onscreen}

1-UP: {gasps}

STICKLYMAN: Well, It looks like 1-Up has entered. Time for you to face some ninjas.

1-UP: What? When did you hire ninjas?

STICKLYMAN: Just an hour ago.

{A hole opens up underneath 1-Up and Pan Pan. They fall into a dark pit}

1-UP: I think this is the end, Pan Pan.

{1-Up is cornered by a bunch of ninjas. Fade to a screen reading "One totally awexome fight scene later..." Fade back to 1-Up and Pan Pan standing over a bunch of KO'd ninjas}

1-UP: It looks like it is time to get revenge on Sticklyman, Orano and Dark Stinkoman.

{1-Up and Pan Pan run down some stairs into a lower chamber of the lair}

1-UP: Wow. I think we discovered the place where Dark Stinkoman keeps his prisinors.

{1-Up looks around and sees a lot of people behind bars}

PAN PAN: {Badling, Badling, Badling}

1-UP: No. I'm not leaving my best friend behind.

PAN PAN: {Badling, Badling, Badling}

1-UP: Because, If you stay, you could get caught.

PAN PAN: {Badling, Badling, Badling}

1-UP: {sighs} Okay.

{1-Up runs up another pack of stairs and runs up. Cuts to the outside of the lair. 1-Up jumps up from the ground and starts doing a couple of flips. Then, He jump into a window}

1-UP: I'm going to avenge you... Dad...

{1-Up starts to cry. Cuts to a montage of 1-Up's life. Cuts to a Little 1-Up with a Little Stinkoman playing Tag}

You've been such a good friend
I've known you since I don't know when
We've got a lot of friends,
But they come and go
Even though we've never said it,
There's something that the two of us both know.

{Cuts to 1-Up getting his first bike with Homestar Runner, Marzipan and a young Marzichan in the background}

Together, forever no matter how long
From now, until the end of time
We'll be together, and you can be sure
That forever and a day
That's how long we'll stay
Together and forever more

{Cuts to 1-Up almost at the age he is now. He is blowing out a candle for his birthday. Stinkoman, Marzichan, Pan Pan, Steelman and Sankaman is in the background}

Always gone that extra mile
Depended on you all the while
Even in the good and bad times
You will see.
From now until our journey's end
You know you can always count on me.

{Cuts back to 1-Up in the air. The montage stops}

1-UP: The Star Power will live on. Ben! Activate! {short pause} Ben?

{1-Up walks on. Cuts to a virtual room. Sticklyman appears with Ben in his hand}

1-UP: Ben!

STICKLYMAN: Hahaha. I have your precious Ben Support Unit. I shall use him as spare parts to upgarde Ken.

1-UP: No way!

STICKLYMAN: {still being controlled by Orano} I shall now use the Ben Support Unit and upgrade to it's ultime form.

{Sticklyman grows a tiny bit bigger and he puts Ben on his back. Ben transfors into two giant spike-shaped wings. A jetpack and some gun grow on the wings and Sticklyman's hand morphs into a blaster. Sticklyman and Ben say the same thing and both their voices echoes when they talk. Their transformation is finished}

MORPHED STICKLYMAN: Mwuhahahahahahaha.Prepare to be destroyed by my upgraded Ben Support Unit.

1-UP: But, How? You've never even seen Ben.

MORPHED STICKLYMAN: When I found out about Ken, I stole Ben and upgraded him for this exact moment. He will only upgarde to this armor whenever the Ben Support Unit is on me. I will soon rule the world. I was only using Dark Stinkoman and Sticklyman.

1-UP: But... You are Sticklyman.

MORPHED STICKLYMAN: No. I am Orano. I used Dark Stinkoman to escape the dark realms and get all my power back and I used Sticklyman's body and the Ben Support Unit to become the master. Now, All the bosses will obey me and not that infernal Sticklyman.

1-UP: You mean, That guy that looks like Stinkoman isn't a clone.

MORPHED STICKLYMAN: No! Diddn't you hear? He is the real Stinkoman!

1-UP: I don't beleive you.

MORPHED STINKOMAN: The real Stinkoman was a project Strong bad started. But, He never finished it. Because, He knew that Stinkoman would just be another robot. He wouldn't have emotions and he would propably go against the human race. So, He sold the unfinished Stinkoman and started again on a robot that had emotions.

1-UP: So, The Stinkoman I know is a copy of an unfinished one that was completed when I cloned Stinkoman?

MORPHED STICKLYMAN: Yes. The unfinished Stinkoman was sent to you. When you asked for a clone, the real Stinkoman was zapped towards you.

1-UP: That computer lied?

MORPHED STICKLYMAN: You mean you talked to the Hellven Central Computer? That is half evil and half good. Hehehehe. You could even say, This has all happened because of you meeting that computer ewhich caused the real Stinkoman to have a chance at life which caused evil and it will soon start the age of the reploids.

1-UP: What does Ben and Ken have to do with this?

MORPHED STICKLYMAN: Ben is going to be a Support Unit that can help anyone become stronger. I decided to use him for my evil stuff. As for Ken, He has a power that no other robot in the world has. We must use the unfinished Project Ken for a test. It'll be the first to start the reploid race. It'll destroy everybody.

1-UP: Oh no.

{Morphed Sticklyman powers up. He charges up a Blasting Deuce}

MORPHED STICKLYMAN: BLASTING DEUUUU-

{Before Morphed Sticklyman can shoot. Guntoshi jumps in with a gun and shoots Morphed Sticklyman}

GUNTOSHI: Stinkoman told me that you need some back-up. Don't worry. We'll handle them. You can just go on and destroy that Dark Stinkoman Clone.

MORPHED STICKLYMAN: I won't let you!

{Morphed Sticklyman clones himself into two}

MORPHED STICKLYMAN #1: I'll handle Guntoshi while my clone stops 1-Up from continuing.

{Morphed Sticklyman #1 runs towards Guntoshi while Morphed Sticklyman #2 runs towards 1-Up}

MORPHED STICKLYMAN #1: BASTING DEUUUUU-

{1-Up jumps on Morphed Sticklyman #1 and covers his eyes}

1-UP: Guess who.

MORPHED STICKLYMAN #1: Grandpa Joe?

{1-Up grabs Morphed Sticklyman #1's shovel and bashes Morphed Sticklyman #1 on the head}

1-UP: Wrong answer.

{Morphed Sticklyman #2 takes out his shovel and whacks 1-Up so that he falls off Morphed Sticklyman #1}

MORPHED STICKLYMAN #1: Why thank you, Sticklyman.

MORPHED STICKLYMAN #2: No problem at all, Sticklyman.

{They both look at 1-Up and Guntoshi}

GUNTOSHI: Run! Now!

{Morphed Sticklyman #2 runs towards 1-Up while Morphed Sticklyman #1 chages a blast and aims it at Guntoshi}

1-UP: I won't let you hurt Gunhaver's relative.

{1-Up charges up a double deuce}

1-UP: DOUBLE DEUUUUUUUUUUCE!

{The blast is shot and it hits both of the Morphed Sticklymans. The Sticklymans fall down. They also combined and appear to be back to normal}

GUNTOSHI: Is he dead?

1-UP: No. He's just been knocked out.

GUNTOSHI: Well, Why diddn't you destroy Sticklyman while you had the chance Then, Your father might not have died.

1-UP: Well, It's just that. Killing Sticklyman would cause Tampo, Brody and Stlunko to lose their job. Tampo is like a ther to me. Kind of like the father I never had. {1-Up starts to cry}

GUNTOSHI: There, there, 1-Up. It'll be okay. We just got to find Orano and stop his curse.

1-UP: What about Dark Stinkoman? Dark Stinkoman said somethinga bout him being the real Stinkoman.

GUNTOSHI: I am sure that it was nothing. Propably just a joke.

1-UP: He sounded serious. Do you think he was telling the truth? Could the Stinkoman we know be a copy? And could that evil Stinkoman be the original Stinkoman

'GUNTOSHI: {sighs} Yeah. I guess. Anyway, You must go on.

1-UP: Are you sure?

GUNTOSHI: Yes. You're the chosen one. You must fight Orano and Dark Stinkoman face to face, alone. Make sure that reploids do not come into existance. The peace of the universe lies in your hands. The fate of the galaxy.

1-UP: But, I don't know what to do? I mean, Tampo is a bad guy. If I destroy Orano and Dark Stinkoman, then the real Stinkoman would never live on and live through 30X2. And If I destroy Sticklyman, Tampo will lose his job. But, If I don't, it might cause major damage to the universe. Can you help me decide what I should do? Should I be the chosen one and end up destroying the bad guys or should I leave my friends and leave the galaxy at peace?

GUNTOSHI: I am sorry. But, I can't answer that. That is a fate that you must choose by yourself.

1-UP: {keeps crying} I just don't want to lose my friends...

{Dark clouds come in. It starts raining outside of the lair. There are a couple of thunder storms}

GUNTOSHI: I really am sorry... I must go... You must continue your destiny on your own... You might even become the guy...

{Guntoshi leaves. Fade to black. Cuts to Metalfreak, Quickbot and Geminikid}

METALFREAK: So, What is going on again?

QUICKBOT: Dr. Wily upgraded us and sold us to another guy called Orano.

GEMINIKID: Oh, yeah. But, He renamed us. We used to be called Metalman, Quickman and Geminiman.

QUICKBOT: Orano is a better master then Dr. Wily is anyway. So, I don't care if I was sold. In fact, I'm glad that Dr. Wily was so careless to sell us to somebody who actually cares about us.

METALFREAK: Quickbot is right. We need to defeat that guy. That fought us months ago. I can't beleive he's still alive. Did you get his name?

GEMINIKID: Yeah. I think he's called "1-Up."

METALFREAK: Well, Our master said that 1-Up is coming to this building. Maybe, We'll get our revenge.

{Cuts to a long hallway. 1-Up walks onscreen}

1-UP: {sighs} Here we go again.

{Metalfreak, Quickbot and Gemenikid jumps in}

1-UP: {gasps} It's you guys! I versed you in 1-Up Email 16!

METALFREAK: That is right. You were so stupid that we decided to go easy on you. We left you as sooon as you claimed that "Pudding would save you."

1-UP: What? Pudding tastes good. I had a good imagination back then.

QUICKBOT: Your much more stupider now then you were back then. Your government profile said you were "1-Up" and you lied to us.

GEMINIKID: You lied and said that your name was "Kidstar."

1-UP: Oh, yeah. Umm... I can explain.

QUICKBOT: Shut up! Attack now!

{Quickbot runs quickly to the wall and bounces off the wall which makes Quickbot flip and kick 1-Up. Metalfreak throws three sharp blades at 1-Up. 1-Up is hit and goes flying for a little while. Eventually, He hits the wall and is falling to the ground}

METALFREAK: Mwuhahahaha! You'll never-

{Three lightning bolts hit the robot trio as they fall to the ground. Sticklyman walks onscreen}

STICKLYMAN: Worthless minions. Don't destroy 1-Up. That is my job. In fact, you don't even work for me. Get out of here.

{Gemenikid, Quickbot and Metalfreak run off}

STICKLYMAN: We meet again, 1-Up. This time I am the one that is winning. I will not lose against you.

1-UP: I bet you once and I can beat you again.

STICKLYMAN: Hahaha. You only got lucky. Your dark powers were unlocked. But then they got locked away again. You were lucky. But, It won't happen again.

1-UP: No. I'm not dark. I am a good guy and the good guys always win.

STICKLYMAN: You'll never win.

1-UP: I will win. You'll see.

{1-Up jumps into the air and his eyes slowly turn red}

1-UP: I won't lose! I won't!

STICKLYMAN: I see that you are trying to unlock your tru powers. Forget it. It's worthless.

1-UP: I WON'T LOSE!

{1-Up tries to charge up an Ultra Deuce}

STICKLYMAN: An Ultra Deuce is too strong. You'll never do it.

1-UP: ULTRA- ARG! NO!

STICKLYMAN: Too strong for you to handle, eh?

1-UP: ULTRA- ARG! ULTRA D-D-D...

{1-Up falls to the ground}

STICKLYMAN: Haha. I diddn't even have to touch you and you've been defeated. You are weak. Because, Your just a kid.

1-UP: J-Just a k-k-kid...? {short pause} I'm just a kid. I was doomed from the start.

STICKLYMAN: Yes. You were doomed from the start. But, That isn't the point.

1-UP: I... I... I...

STICKLYMAN: What? Just spit it out. What is your last words before you die?

1-UP: I want to be the g-g-guy t-too...

{1-Up slowly closes his eyes}

STICKLYMAN: Say goodbye, Kidstar.

{1-Up opens his eyes. He is really angry now}

1-UP: {screaming} I'M NOT KIDSTAR!

{1-Up gets up and starts punching Sticklyman. Sticklyman hits the nearby wall and the falls to the ground}

1-UP: Sticklyman, You don't understand. You aren't a minion. You are a born leader. You should be bossing around the bosses. You shouldn't be making a deal with Orano. What happened to your evil side?

STICKLYMAN: Hey, Your right. I'm going to get revenge on Orano and Dark Stinkoman and then I'm going to inspect Tampo's place so that I can take some MeritPoints away from him.

1-UP: You like being cruel. Don't you?

STICKLYMAN: Yeah. Anyway, I better go get my revenge. But, Don't think that our fight is over. I'm only doing this so that I don't go sofdt.

{The camera zooms in on 1-Up's face}

1-UP: So, Will we finish our fight another time?

{The camera zooms out and Sticklyman is gone}

1-UP: Huh.

{Cuts to Stinkoman on the ground. 1-Up runs in}

1-UP: Stinkoman?

STINKOMAN: That Stinkoman guy is the real Stinkoman...

1-UP: Stop talking nonsense.

STINKOMAN: No. It's true.

1-UP: That guy can't be the real Project Stinkoman.

STINKOMAN: Well, The robotic body is real. Just not his soul. The tryth is that a long time ago, I was originally in an amazing robot body. But, Strong Bad created a prototype soul. You used the prototype soul for the test. He put the soul in my original robot body and he put my soul in my current body. But, The test subject ran away. So, Everyone started thinking I was Stinkoman. Now I know the truth. I don't deserve to have the double deuce.

1-UP: Don't talk taht way. You diddn't get this far by quiting. Don't quit. We have to stop Orano.

STINKOMAN: {sighs} Your right. But, I can't continue to fight. I'm too injured. I'm sorry.

1-UP: Okay. Fine. I'll fight him for you. Just make sure that you don't die.

STINKOMAN: Okay.

{1-Up leaves. Cuts to the fighting room}

1-UP: {walks onscreen} There's nobody here...

{A sillhoutted figure appears}

SILLHOUTTED FIGURE: This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

{A flash of lightning strikes which reveals that the sillhoutted figure is Homestar Runner with red eyes}

1-UP: D-Dad...?

{The screen fades to black}

Part 3: Marzichan's Wand

{Cuts to an abandoned laboratory where a sillhoutted figure who has long hair and a female voice. The sillhoutted figure is standing with a guy called KO}

SILLHOUTTED FIGURE: Is he still alive?

KO: Yes. But, He won't hold up for much longer.

SILLHOUTTED FIGURE: We have to help him.

KO: Further involvement will reveal us and your identity. I cannot put you at that risk.

SILLHOUTTED FIGURE: Then I order you to!

KO: Very well. I'll send a unit to their lair.

{Cuts to 1-Up with Homestar Runner}

1-UP: D-Dad...?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hahahahaha. {eyes glow red} You want your daddy back? How pathetic!

{Homestar Runner jumps up and spin-kicks 1-Up. 1-Up crashes into the wall}

1-UP: Or-Orano...? N-No... NO!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Is the poor baby tired? Aww. Too bad.

1-UP: How dare you use my father's body for your evil purposes!

{1-Up powers-up and runs towards Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hahaha. You don't realise this, but your father is still alive. If you kill me, then you will kill him.

1-UP: I'm not going to hurt my dad.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dad?! Hahahaha! You idiot! Doesn't the robot boots give it away?

1-UP: What are you saying?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm saying that-

1-UP: I want pudding!

{Short pause}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Umm... Anyway, I'm saying that-

1-UP: I want pudding!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Shut up!

1-UP: I want pud-

{Homestar Runner spin-kicks 1-Up}

1-UP: How'd you know that move?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Fool. I'm in Homestar Runner's body. I can do anything he knows. Since he ius your creator, he is also who programmed you.

1-UP: Programmed me? I'm not a robot!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hahahahahaha.

1-UP: Stop laughing! I'm not a robot!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Pfft. Do you reallly think that the Star Power lives on?

1-UP: Yes! It does!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Man. You've been told total lives. In fact, Your entire life is a lie. First of all, Your a robot created by Homestar Runner. Secondly, The Dark Elf is an evil spirit that may have destroyed the reploid legend, but he also unleashed great war and terror. Thirdly, You no longer have the star power. You destroyed it's only source. You destroyed the Talismans of Power.

1-UP: That was ages ago. They live on.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ha! Yeah right!

1-UP: It does!

{1-Up spin-kicks Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oof.

1-UP: Oh my goodness. I might've hurt Orano, but I hurt my father.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ha! Father?! Homestar Runner isn't your father. You have no parents. He is your creator.

1-UP: Grr. Darn it.

{Marzipan jumps in and kicks Homestar Runner}

MARZIPAN: Sorry, Homestar.

1-UP: Mom...?

MARZIPAN: {sighs} I wish I could say that. But, You must know the truth.

1-UP: The truth...?

MARZIPAN: You're a robot.

{1-Up looks surprised}

1-UP: A r-r-robot...?

MARZIPAN: Yes. {sighs} Well, I must leave now. You might never see me again.

1-UP: Wh-What...? Wh-Why...?

MARZIPAN: I'm leaving Free Country, USA forever. It'd be safe. Evil has grown here. I might never come back.

1-UP: I'll come with you.

MARZIPAN: You can't. I am sorry. But, This is your home. I must say goodbye.

1-UP: {sighs} Goodbye, Mom...

MARZIPAN: It doesn't matter if you are a robot or not. You'll always be my son. Goodbye... 1-Up Kidstar Clever Extraman Runner...

{Marzipan begins to cry and at the same time, she smiles. Marzipan leaves the room}

1-UP: Goodbye indeed...

{Marzipan picks up Homestar Runner's body as she leaves}

1-UP: Well, It looks like I have something to do. I've defeated Orano and I've brought Sticklyman back to the good side... sort of... {short pause} Now, It's time to fight Dark Stinkoman.

{1-Up leaves the room. Cuts to Dark Stinkoman with a Jaro}

DARK STINKOMAN: Is Project Ken complete?

JARO: Not yet. He will be activated soon.

DARK STINKOMAN: Excellent. What about 1-Up?

JARO: The last peice of the puzzle is falling into place.

DARK STINKOMAN: Good, good. Why don't you distract 1-Up while I prepare Project Ken?

JARO: Yes, sir.

{1-Up runs onscreen}

1-UP: Halt! I am finnaly up to level ten of Stinkoman 20X6!

{Short pause}

DARK STINKOMAN: What are you talking about? This isn't a video game. {short pause} Besides, It's level thirteen.

1-UP: Hey, a Jaro! You may a strong Jaro, but I'm here to stop you once and for all!

JARO: Oh, are you?

1-UP: Yeah.

DARK STINKOMAN: Jaro! Attack!

{The Jaro starts charging up his spring and then jumps at lightning speed towards 1-Up. He tackles 1-Up and 1-Up falls to the ground}

1-UP: {gets up} Stupid Jaro!

{1-Up and the Jaro head towards each other. 1-Up kicks the Jaro in the face and then jumps into the air. 1-Up stomps on the Jaro's head and lands a few feet away. The Jaro grows a laser cannon from his back and starts firing at 1-Up, who dodges the lasers by jumping up a set of conveniently placed wall tiles he uses as platforms. Upon jumping four platforms up, Jaro finally hits 1-Up, knocking him off. 1-Up reaches for a mirror. The mirror reflects one of the Jaro's lasers, which comes back and knocks his head off. The Jaro's head lands near 1-Up's feet, and he picks it up. He then uses the Jaro's head and morphs it into a ball-shaped object and then uses it as a bowling ball,. He throws it into the Jaro's body. Both body parts fly into a wall, forming an explosion of dust and smoke}

1-UP: I win.

{The Jaro's peices start to hover and recreate themselves. The Jaro has regained his powers and appears to be back to normal}

1-UP: That's not fair.

JARO: Hahahahahahahaha.

{The Jaro bounces towards 1-Up and tackles him. 1-Up falls out the nearby window. Cuts to the outside of the lair where 1-Up is faqlling from the lair's 42nd floor}

1-UP: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

{1-Up lands on the ground causing a giant explosion. The dust clears and we see 1-Up who is standing perfectly as if nothing happend}

1-UP: I'm alive...? {sighs} I was so close to saving the world and I got tackled out of the window.

{1-Up walks to the field and the screen fades to black}

Part 4: The Final Fight

{Cuts to a capsule where Project Ken is floating. He slowly activates}

KEN: Who am I? I've been dreaming about this world which doesn't exist in my memory.

{Camera goes into a darker place with orange bubbles then it shows someone's eye open. Human figures are seen outside where he is}

KEN: Where is this? Who am I? Who brought me here? Who am I and why am I here? I just appeared here. I haven't even been born to this world yet. Who am I?

JARO: It has awakened.

DARK STINKOMAN: Wonderful. Ken has been completed.

KEN: Ken?

JARO: That's you. We created you from Ben which is the rarest robot on Planet K. Yes, that's the robot which is said to be the most rare of all robots. Ben.

KEN: Ben? Is that my parent? My father? My mother?

DARK STINKOMAN: You can say that, but not really. You've been made stronger based on Ben.

KEN: Who is this? If neither my father nor mother. Then was it God? Did God create me?

JARO: In the world the only ones that can create new life is man and God.

KEN: Who did this? Humans made me?

DARK STINKOMAN: This is truly a victory for science.

JARO: With this we've proven our theory correct. We can continue the study.

DARK STINKOMAN: Well, I have to go. Remember to prepare Project Ken for the final fight.

JARO: Yes, sir.

{Cuts to the 20X6 field where Dark Stinkoman and 1-Up are standing}

DARK STINKOMAN: 1-Up, Welcome back. I've missed you.

{Cuts to a close-up of 1-Up}

DARK STINKOMAN: Do you like what I've done with the place?

{Rain starts to fall from the dark sky}

1-UP: It ends tonight.

{1-Up and Dark Stinkoman slowly run up to each other and starts charging their fists. They punch each other which causes them bth to fall backwards. They get back up and continue to fight. Dark Stinkoman slices 1-Up so that he has a cut and can't move. 1-Up falls to the ground}

DARK STINKOMAN: Why do you do it, 1-Up? Why, why, why? Why get up? Why keep fighting? {sighs} Do you beleive your fighting for something? For more then your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know?

{Cuts to 1-Up slowly crawling towards Dark Stinkoman}

DARK STINKOMAN: Is it freedom or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Your just a stupid kid that can't fight on his own. Only a mind as stupid as yours could create something as stupid as "love."

{1-Up continues to crawl}

DARK STINKOMAN: You must be able to see it, 1-Up. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting.

{1-Up gets up and stands in front of Dark Stinkoman. He slowly picks up The Dark Elf Wand and points it at Dark Stinkoman}

1-UP: I choose to continue to fight. If I'm going to die, I'll do it in a fight. I'm not going to die as a coward.

DARK STINKOMAN: But, You are a coward.

1-UP: That's not the point.

DARK STINKOMAN: My Jaro Army has already invaded Stinkoman HQ.

1-UP: But, Isn't that where Stlunko is?

DARK STINKOMAN: Ha! Yeah right! You actually beleived them?

1-UP: Huh?

DARK STINKOMAN: Tampo, Brody and Stlunko are evil. They would never help you.

1-UP: A-Are you sure?

DARK STINKOMAN: Positive. They even fooled me once.

1-UP: Really?

DARK STINKOMAN: Yes.

1-UP: But, What about-

DARK STINKOMAN: Don't change the subject! The point is that the Dark Elf Wand has already been used and Project Ken will soon be completed!

{Project Ken flies onscreen}

KEN: I am ready, master.

DARK STINKOMAN: Activate Ken Support Unit!

1-UP: Activate Ben Support Unit!

{Ben both fly onscreen and slowly transform into a suit which attaches itself to 1-Up. Ken does the exact same thing to Dark Stinkoman. Both of them activate their weapons}

1-UP: DOUBLE DEUUUUUUUUUCE!

{1-Up shoots a big blast of fire at Dark Stinkoman. Dark Stinkoman dodges and runs to 1-Up}

1-UP: Grr.

DARK STINKOMAN: Hahahahaha. You stupid robot.

1-UP: Robots have feelings too!

{1-Up shoots another blast of fire at Dark Stinkoman. Dark Stinkoman does a flip and dodges the attack. Dark Stinkoman flies up to 1-Up and smashes his Support Unit. Ben falls off of 1-Up}

1-UP: No!

{Dark Stinkoman kicks 1-Up and 1-Up lands on the ground}

1-UP: Arg!

{Dark Stinkoman picks up 1-Up by the neck and chokes him}

DARK STINKOMAN: You'll never find out your true power!

{Dark Stinkoman throws 1-Up on the ground. 1-Up has blood running down from his moth and has a lot of scars on his body}

1-UP: Ow...

DARK STINKOMAN: I cannot beleive it. I've succeeded. Tommorow I will be the guy. I will also have the chosen power and the Ken Support Unit. This rules!

{Dark Stinkoman points his blaster at 1-Up}

DARK STINKOMAN: Goodbye, Kidstar...

1-UP: {eyes turn red as he slowly begins to glow} I...

{The ground begins to shake}

DARK STINKOMAN: What the crap...?

1-UP: ...AM...

DARK STINKOMAN: This is impossible.

{The rocks from the ground begin to float and the wind blows really hard that it rips buildings out of the ground}

1-UP: ...NOT...

{1-Up begins to float as he takes out Marzichan's Wand}

1-UP: ...KIDSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

{Marzichan's Wand begins to glow and the wand begins to zap Dark Stinkoman}

DARK STINKOMAN: N-No! This can't be! My most powerful super computer planned out this battle! It was meant to work!

{1-Up uses all his power to power up the wand. He shoots a giant blast of energy. The flash covers the screen. Cuts to 1-Up who appears to be knocked out and is on the ground of the 20X6 field}

1-UP: Oh, man... {opens eyes} Wh-What happened...?

{Stinkoman walks onscreen}

STINKOMAN: Hey, 1-Up... You won...

1-UP: I won? W-Wait! Where's Marzichan's Wand?

STINKOMAN: Marzichan's Wand dissapeared. Marzichan says that she has bought a new wand. It's a better one.

1-UP: What about The Dark Elf?

STINKOMAN: The Dark Elf? Oh No! I forgot! Come on, 1-Up! We must hurry to the Visor Hill Zone!

{Cuts to a sillhoutted figure which is glowing. It appears to be escaping some kind of mountain and millions of Unguraits follow it. The screen fades to black}

Part 5: The End...?

{Cuts to 1-Up and Stinkoman playing Viodeo Games}

1-UP: So, I guess this is the end.

STINKOMAN: Yeah. Peace has been restored and the adventure is over.

1-UP: But, What about The Dark Elf Wand?

STINKOMAN: To tell you the truth, I don't even like your chosen power. You should give the wand back to Marzichan for later generations like 30X2 or 40X6 when other robots are made to pass on The Dark Elf legend.

1-UP: You're right. Maybe, It's my destiny. She passed it on to me and I pass it on back to her. I can't accept these powers. I don't deserve them. I don't want these powers. Because, I want to be the guy too.

STINKOMAN: No way. You're just a kid.

1-UP: Too bad that I never met The Dark Elf.

STINKOMAN: What is that out of the window?

{The camera zooms up to the window and you can see a lot of strikes of lightning. An army of Unguraits are marching into challenge city. A giant glowing elf is the one leading the army with another Ungurait that appears to have a crown}

STINKOMAN: I think you are going to meet the Dark Elf sooner then you think.

1-UP: Oh no...

{The Dark Elf grabs the remains of Project Ken and flies off. The army of Unguraits and the Ungurait Pharoah run towards Stinkoman HQ}

STINKOMAN: Are they asking for a challenge...?

1-UP: Yes, yes. They are.

STINKOMAN: Darn it. There are a couple of things that don't make sense.

1-UP: What? Do you have a few questions?

STINKOMAN: How can you be the chosen one when you are stupid? Also, Why does Stlunko use contractions whenever he is on your email show? How could you go back in time and make it back without creating any paradoxes.

1-UP: I don't know. I don't even know who I am anymore. Sometimes I wish I could just start my email show all over again. {short pause} Yeah... No more adventures... A fresh start... Hmm...

STINKOMAN: No more adventures...?

{1-Up looks out the window as the Unguraits continue to march across the field}

1-UP: Stinkoman. I don't want my chosen power anymore. I am going to get rid of it.

STINKOMAN: How are you going to do that?

1-UP: {sighs} I'm going to jump.

STINKOMAN: Jumping is fun. Can I do it too?

1-UP: No, no, no. I mean I'm going to jump in- {short pause} Oh, wait. Yeah. Jumping is fun. But, That isn't the point.

STINKOMAN: So, What do you mean?

1-UP: I'm going to jump into the lava zone. I am going to destroy my chosen power completely.

STINKOMAN: Wh- What?! I might be the guy and I might want to be better then you. But, If I was you, I wouldn't do that.

1-UP: What's the point? If I continue with my powers, all my friends will be destroyed. I can't stand to hurt my friends. I am going to destroy all my powers. The only abilaties I'll still have is my spin-kick.

{Cuts to Stinkoman and 1-Up at the Lava Zone}

STINKOMAN: Are you sure you want to do this? If you destroy your powers, you actually might be destroyed in the proccess completely.

1-UP: I am willing to take that risk.

STINKOMAN: {sighs} Very well. Go ahead, kid.

{1-Up sighs and closes his eyes. He jumps in. But just before 1-Up hits the lava, Stinkoman grabs him}

STINKOMAN: I'm not letting you risk your life! If you die, I will never be able to prank you again.

1-UP: I am a robot. There is a large chance I'll survive.

STINKOMAN: The fires of the Lava Zone are the most hotest fires of Planet K. It is also the second hotest fire in all of the universe.

1-UP: I don't care. I am willing to take the risk. LET ME GO, STINKOMAN!

STINKOMAN: ...

1-UP: STINKOMAN!

STINKOMAN: {sighs}

{Stinkoman lets go of 1-Up allowing him to fall to his doom. But without warning, a platform with a blue arrow on it moves under 1-Up before he hits the lava. 1-Up lands on his head on the steel platform. 1-Up gets up slowly}

1-UP: Ow. What just happened?

{The camera zooms out to view Stinkoman jumping on a giant blue button. Each time Stinkoman jumps on the giant blue button, the platform moves which moves 1-Up across the lava. 1-Up walks back on to the ground}

1-UP: WAH! My death diddn't happen! I want pudding!

STINKOMAN: Uh-oh. I think a dammaged a couple of 1-Up's brain cells. But, why should I care? This is an easy challenge.

1-UP: What was I going to do again? Oh, yeah. I was going to get rid of some kind of chasin' power. But, why would I want to chase people with my chosen power?

STINKOMAN: This is sooooooo boring. It looks like it is ssooooooo boring. I'm leaving for another challenge, or maybe some light fighting.

{Stinkoman leaves which leaves a trail of robotic foot prints behind. Cuts to Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta sitting at a long table in a dark room}

DELTA: Oh, well.

ALPA: It was fun while it lasted.

BETA: The Dark Elf is free and 40X6 will be better then ever.

OMEGA: Destroying 1-Up in the past will stop Tampo destroying him in 30X1.

YUTA: Good thinking, Omega.

ALPHA: With the Dark Elf under our control, Planet K will never be the same again.

{The Ungurait Pharoah walks very slowly walks up to the five dark gaurdians}

THE UNGURAIT PHAROAH: I better get payed for this.

ALPHA: You will, you will.

DELTA: You'll get payed even more if you keep up the great work.

OMEGA: Don't you mean the bad work, Delta.

DELTA: Oh, right. Keep up the bad work.

THE UNGURAIT PHAROAH: I don't get it. Why do you want me to do bad at my job?

YUTA: Not at your job, nuthead.

THE UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Oh, right.

OMEGA: How is the fanbase?

DELTA: It's growing bigger. Soon we'll have the right minions for the job.

OMEGA: Ever since we hypnotised Sticklyman into thinking he was a minion and a humble worker. Now, He has unlocked his true evil and we no longer control him.

ALPHA: Even Sticklyman knows it. There are forces greater then darkness itself.

BETA: We shall no longer need you at service, Pharoah. Start spreading your evil. We have no more orders for you. We're done with you.

DELTA: Hold on, Beta. I think I might have an order for him.

BETA: What would that be?

DELTA: I need The Ungurait Pharoah to go back in time to get the Talismans of Power before they were destroyed. They might be useful to use.

THE UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Okay, but there better be some good pay for this. We can rule the world together, once we succeed.

OMEGA: No, no, no, no. We do not plan to take over the world or even take destroy it like some dark-blood people. We are from the future. Al we want to do is complete our mision to make life easier in 40X6.

THE UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Whatever.. As long as i begin to rule the world like I used to, ten million years ago.

{The Ungurait Pharoah leaves}

BETA: Let the destruction begin slowly.

ALL OF THEM: Mwuhahahahahahaha.

{The screen fades to black as the words "The End" appear in red writing. We can see 1-Up on one side of the screen wo appears to be smiling}

1-UP: Goodbye, everyone.

THE END!

Fun Facts

This email might be kind of bad. But, It sort of explains a bit about the future of 1-Up Emails.
Delta, Beta, Omega and Alpha are all letters in greek.
I promise that Season 3 will be good. It'll be better then ever.
This is the last appearance of the chosen power.
This is the first appereance of the Dark Elf.
Sticklyman being a loyal master is a reference to Tampo Emails.
When Ken wakes up, it's a reference to Pokemon: The First Movie.

Easter Eggs

If you click the "E" on the word "End" then you will see an extra scene.

Easter Egg Transcript

{Cuts to Tampo, Brody and Stlunko in the Lava Zone}

TAMPO: Oh, man. Are you telling me that Stlunko used contactions once?

BRODY: He did?

STLUNKO: {in a less robotic voice} I DIDDN'T!

{Short pause. Tampo and Brody have a big surprised face as they look at Stlunko}

STLUNKO: {in robotic voice} Why are you looking at me like that? What did I do?

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Contents

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Part 1: The Dark Elf Power

Part 2: The Terrible Truth

Part 3: Marzichan's Wand

Part 4: The Final Fight

Part 5: The End...?

Fun Facts

Easter Eggs

Easter Egg Transcript

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