Other Character Email 1-Up/specialgift

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1-UP EMAIL 94!

While I'm thinking up ideas for the next email, we look into what 1-Up's life was like before 1-Up Emails.

Cast (in order of appereance): Mitchell, 1-Up, Stinkoman, Homestar Runner, Mega-Greggo, Chocolate Astromunds

Transcript

{Cuts to a black screen with Mitchell standing there}

MITCHELL: Hello. What you might know is that 1-Up is with the Chibilichi Commandos and they are about to unlock a whole lot of secrets. But what you don't know, is where 1-Up's liking for checking emails came from. This is based when 20X6 had just started.

{Cuts to Stinkoman sitting on the couch of Stinkoman HQ. 1-Up is standing next to the couch while drinking some Mountain Dew}

1-UP: Hey, Look. I can juggle.

{1-Up throws the can in the air and it lands on the floor and spills on the floor}

STINKOMAN: Dude. You suck a juggling.

1-UP: {short pause} What? No. I can't juggle. Are you crazy?

STINKOMAN: Now you got crap on my floor. Go clean it up.

1-UP: No. I won't clean up that crap.

{The camera zooms out to see a pile of the Poopsmith's poop next to 1-Up}

1-UP: I mean, I just washed my hands.

STINKOMAN: Well if you aren't going to clean up the crap, then at least clean up the Mountain Dew you threw on my floor.

1-UP: Pudding!

{1-Up runs into the kitchen}

STINKOMAN: {sighs} Idiot...

{Cuts to 1-Up in the kitchen}

1-UP: Aww... There's no pudding here... Hey, Look.

{1-Up walks over to the microwave}

1-UP: A computer box! Maybe I could take it and check millions and millions of emails and start my own email show.

STINKOMAN: {offscreen} Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

1-UP: Umm... Okay...

{Cuts to 1-Up's house where Homestar Runner is sitting and watching TeeBee. 1-Up walks onscreen}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, 1-Up. How was your day today?

1-UP: {sighs} School was hard and Stinkoman HQ was even worse. Anyway, Is it okay if I go on your computer? I need to go on to Stinkoman's website and see if his added me to "The Guy's Friends" list.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sure. Just don't close the program that's minimized in the corner of the screen.

{Cuts to 1-Up on the Compy XP}

1-UP: Let's see. I don't think we need this.

{1-Up maximizes something that says "important_message.png" and clicks the "X" button in the top corner of the screen}

1-UP: Hmm... Maybe, I could start my own email address.

{1-Up opens up Hotmail and registers as "ray_man_da_man@hotmail.com"}

1-UP: There we go.

Welcome ray_man_da_man.
You have 1 new message(s).

1-UP: Amazing. I've already gotten an email.

1-UP!
A special gift from those guys over there.
This would probably help you with something.
It's pudding...with a twist!
Name it whatever you want.
Going to stop sending you emails about pudding,
Boxinator

1-UP: {typing} Pudding with a twist? {short pause} I want pudding!

{1-Up runs offscreen. Cuts to the Pudding Factory where 1-Up and Mega-Greggo are standing}

1-UP: So, Can I have my pudding now?

MEGA-GREGGO: No. It is a very specail gift and we expect it to stay that way. You will do the test first. First, You must go through the chocolate mountain. Next, You will enter the Sky of Strawberry. Soon, You will be in the river of Coke.

1-UP: Yum! Coke! {short pause} Wait. I thought this was a pudding factory.

MEGA-GREGGO: Oh. Umm... Yeah, it is. We just like to make other stuff too. You see, our factrory is connected to a lot of other factories. We just mainly make pudding. We make other stuff as well though. So, We called it the Pudding Factory of 20X6 because we mainly make pudding.

1-UP: You don't have to repeat yourself.

MEGA-GREGGO: Sorry.

1-UP: So anyway, When will I start the test?

MEGA-GREGGO: The test started an hour ago.

1-UP: But, I've only been here for 15 minutes.

MEGA-GREGGO: I know. You were late for the talking session and the test. You only have at least another 35 minutes left.

1-UP: Umm... Okay... I better start on the Chocolate Mountain.

{Cuts to the "Load Game" screen you see on the "Stinkoman 20X6" game. But, There is only "Level 1" and it says "Chocolate Mountain." Level 1.1 is selected. Cuts to a sprited version of 1-Up at the beggining of a level that has a lot of brown stuff which appears tro be chocolate. The 1-Up sprite runs up the nearby mountain}

1-UP: This level is pretty amazing. I can see my house from here.

{1-Up continues to go up the mountain and spin-kicks three chocolate astromunds on the way}

1-UP: Wow. That level was easy.

{1-Up reaches the top of the mountain and sees the flag}

1-UP: I have an idea. I'll turn gold for no stupid reason.

{1-Up touches the flag, jumps in the air and turns gold}

1-UP: I wanna be the guy too!

{Cuts to 1-Up in Level 1.2 of the Pudding Factory}

1-UP: Woah. This must be the second part of the first test. {short pause} That means I will have to go through a bunch of enemies. Aww... It's going to take ages to finish this level.

{1-Up takes a step and the level finishes straght away. Cuts to the beggining of the level where Mega-Greggo is standing}

MEGA-GREGGO: {sighs} Now I have to copy what Tampo did since this is a parody of the original Stinkoman 20X6 game.

{Mega-Rhys walks offscreen. Cuts to 1-Up standing in a sprited pudding field. Mega-Greggo walks in}

1-UP: Your the boss of Level 1?

MEGA-GREGGO: Yeah.

1-UP: Amazing. This rip-off is-

MEGA-GREGGO: PARODY! IT'S A PARODY!

1-UP: {shhort pause} Umm... Whatever. Anyway, This "parody" is getting a bit predictible.

MEGA-GREGGO: Yeah. I know.

1-UP: I was wondering, Why do they call you "Mega-Greggo" when you look and act like any reguler Greggo.

MEGA-GREGGO: Oh. I used to be a hero. Then, I decided to work for Sticklyman. Then, I got a job at the Challenge City Pudding Factory.

1-UP: Oh.

MEGA-GREGGO: So, Should we verse each other now?

1-UP: Meh. Tommorow.

MEGA-GREGGO: What? No! Now! NOW!

1-UP: Okay, okay.

{1-Up spin-kicks Mega-Greggo, but Mega-Greggo ducks down which makes in non-vulnerable}

MEGA-GREGGO: Ha. You can't get me when I'm not vulnerable. I'm only vulnerable when I am standing tall.

{Mega-Greggo stands up. 1-Up spin-kicks him and he explodes}

1-UP: That was kind of easy. {snot dribbles from 1-Up's nose}

{The credits roll}

Fun Facts

This is based before the first 1-Up Email.
The snot coming from 1-Up's nose is from "Under Construction."
The microwave joke is from the Bonus Stage gag known as "Don't put toast in the microwave."
The spin-kick abilaty is from the Stinkoman 20X6 Game.
Scroll down the 1-Up Email Main Page because 1-Up 20X6 will be a fan-made game coming soon.

Easter Eggs

Click on 1-Up to see Homestar Runner with Gunhaver in the field of the Present-Day time.

Easter Egg Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Pom Pom.

GUNHAVER: I'm not Pom Pom.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Stinkoman.

GUNHAVER: Umm... Did you just call me Stinkoman?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes sir. I did.

GUNHAVER: {sighs} Shut up and go punch a cow.

{Homestar Runner leaves}

GUNHAVER: {sighs} I can't beleive that idiot is 1-Up's father.

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