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1-UP EMAIL 120!

1-Up discovers that Ben is not actually dead, but Possessed Squid has been left in 20X6 to destroy 1-Up with the help of Master X and the Debug Force. Speaking of which, where are they? Also, Ben's previous robotic body is being reprogrammed to destroy 1-Up.

Cast (in order of appereance): The Unguraits, 1-Up, Kyle, Marzichan, Contestro Sevornkey, Dark Elf, Doomsday, Possessed Squid, Master X, Central Control System 5000, Jason, Past 1-Up, Past Ben, Jason's The Cheat, Past Stinkoman, Past Pan Pan, (Evil) Ben, Gunhaver, Baby Stobat, Stobat, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Sterrance, Stinkoman, Strong Badman, Dark 1-Up, Master X, Beta, Alpha, Delta, Yuta, Omega, Dark Stinkoman, Orano, Hen, Bubusuke (20X6 Bubs), Stlunko, Tampo, Zim (Cameo), Gir (Cameo), Nebulon, 30X2 Ben, 30X2 Pan Pan, (30X2) Past 1-Up, 30X2 Bodygaurd #1, 30X2 Bodygaurd #2, Alternate Trogador, Future 1-Up, Future 30X2 Pan Pan, Alternate Alpha, Alternate Delta, Alternate Omega, Alternate Yuta, Alternate Beta, The Chibilichi, Alternate Marzichan, Alternate Ben, Alternate The Chibilichi, Strong Bad (Easter Egg), Homestar Runner (Easter Egg)

Transcript

Part 1: Project Ben

{Cut open to Doomsday's lair, where the Unguraits, 1-Up, Kyle, Marzichan, and Contestro Sevornkey are all standing next to a time machine}

UNGURAIT #1: Well, Doomsday's dead and everything's saved, so I guess we can go, right?

1-UP: Yep.

{1-Up activates a time machine and let's the Unguraits, Contestro, and Kyle go in. Cut to Doomsday's ship. He activates the portal maker and makes a portal. The Dark Elf comes out}

DARK ELF: Huh? Where am I?

DOOMSDAY: Master Dark Elf! Save me! Please! Please!

{The Dark Elf stops the ship and rises it up}

DOOMSDAY: Oh, thank yo-

{The Dark Elf slaps him}

DARK ELF: You fool! I was just about to kill 1-Up and his friends until you made me come here! As punishment, I banish you to the the year 2006! {Doomsday disappears} Hmm, if I will destroy 1-Up and rule the universe, I need a little help.

{The Dark Elf makes a portal appear. Possessed Squid and Master X walk out of the portal, which closes behind them}

POSSESSED SQUID: Where are we now?

DARK ELF: I need your help.

MASTER X: Oh, it's just you! What do you want?! I'm busy!

POSSESSED SQUID: Uhh... {kneels on one knee}

MASTER X: Get up, you idiot.

{Master X pulls out a device from his cloak and presses a button on it, causing a cage to appear and lock the Dark Elf inside it}

MASTER X: You won't cause anymore trouble.

POSSESSED SQUID: X, I had a question.

MASTER X: What is it? Can't you see that I'm looking for a new lair to go to?

POSSESSED SQUID: I was wondering if I could join this "Debug Force" of yours.

MASTER X: Sure. Whatever. I have to find wherever my original crew turned up.

{Fade to black. Cut to 1-Up and Marzichan in a Stinkoman's spaceship, flying back towards Planet K}

MARZICHAN: Are you sure you aren't worried about Ben's death?

1-UP: Oh, I'm not worried about his death. I'm just worrried about the fact that Ben died early in the timeline, meaning he can't save my life in 30X2 when the time comes.

MARZICHAN: Well, how come you still exist?

1-UP: I don't know.

MARZICHAN: Come on. You better go check your email.

1-UP: Okay, fine.

{Cut to the front of the ship, where the Central Control System 5000 computer is sitting, fully functional}

1-UP: {comes in and sits on the stool, singing} You can do it, email! You can do it, email!

{The following email pops up}

Dear 1-Up,

You know Stinkoman? Of course you do,
He's the guy. You live at his house.
Anyway,Stinkoman just bought ben and
is reprograming him to destroy you.
The reason why:You left the toilet seat up.
Stop him 1-Up! Before he becomes to mighty
and powerful! I have a guy i'm sending over
to help you with this. His name is:Jason.
Youv'e met him before,but your to stupid
to remember it. Good luck 1-Up,Jason should
be there soon. From,
-Trevor

{1-Up reads and starts typing}

1-UP: {typing} Not only does Jason not exist, but Ben is dead, thank you very much.

CENTRAL CONTROL SYSTEM 5000: {mettalic voice} Hey, 1-Up. It's me!

1-UP: I feel like I can hear his voice right now, as if he were here.

CENTRAL CONTROL SYSTEM 5000: I am here! It's me! Ben!

1-UP: Huh? How'd you get into my computer system?

CENTRAL CONTROL SYSTEM 5000: Listen. Dark Stinkoman has returned for his vengeance on you and is planning to use my dead body, with the help of Orano, to make a robotic zombie that'll be under his control.

1-UP: Wow. That is a big mouthful. I better make it back to Planet K to meet this so-called "Jason".

CENTRAL CONTROL SYSTEM 5000: Well, I've seen the designs for the Ben reprogramming. And judging by the upgrades, Jason is probably already dead.

{Cut to the 20X6 field where Stinkoman and Pan Pan are standing. Stinkoman's ship lands next to them}

STINKOMAN: Waaagh! UFO! UFO!

{Stinkoman runs off. Pan Pan just looks up at the ship as it opens up and 1-Up walks out with Marzichan and the Central Control System 5000}

1-UP: Stinkoman! I need pudding! I haven't had it in days!

PAN PAN: {sighs} Baddalang, baddalang, baddalang.

1-UP: No, Pan Pan. Don't be silly. I'm not just acting like I need help to get some free pudding.

PAN PAN: Baddalang, baddalang.

1-UP: Oh, right. I forgot about my lifetime supply of pudding.

MARZICHAN: Not now, 1-Up! We need to fix Ben and get him a new robotic body!

1-UP: You do that. I have somethinf to do.

{1-Up gives Marzichan the Central Computer System 5000 and runs offscreen. Cut to a Grundy somewhere near the outskirts of Challenge City. 1-Up runs onscreen with his eyes closed and bumps in to the Grundy}

GRUNDY: Hello, young one. I'm Jason. Do you know where I can find 1-Up? I have to help him.

1-UP: Yeah. He's over there.

{1-Up does a kick in the air so that his foot points towards the left side of the screen. Jason looks in the direction that 1-Up's foot is pointing towards}

JASON: Thank you very much.

{Jason walks offscreen, grabbing a walkie-talkie from his pocket as he leaves. Jason walks back up to 1-Up and punches him as 1-Up puts his foot back on the ground}

1-UP: Hello, again.

JASON: Were you trying to trick me? The one who is a member of the Walrus Association.

1-UP: Oh no! {falls to the ground and starts roolling around, crying} I swear I diddn't do it!

{Jason just stands there. The camera zooms in on Jason's face. He is now very confused at what 1-Up is doing}

JASON: Get up, you idiot. I'm only here to help you stop time from going the way it's heading towards. If Ben and Ken both become evil, then it will mean no more.

1-UP: So, what do you think we should do?

JASON: Time travel.

{Camera zooms out a tiny bit}

1-UP: Time travel?

JASON: That's right. I said "time travel".

1-UP: But, wouldn't time travelling to the past mess with the space time continuum? And even if we travelled to the future, we'd change the future's future or maybe change the present's future seeing as we are getting information on stuff that will happen. I call it the "pudding paradox".

JASON: Yes. Well, that "pudding paradox" of yours will never happen, because this device actually allows you to time travel, but not effect history.

1-UP: I do not understand. Please explain.

JASON: Well you see, the time travelling device I'm about to give you, allows you to go back in time and instead of changing history, you are actually going to make history happen.

1-UP: Wait. Are you saying that perhaps that I could be the cause of Ben's reprogramming.

JASON: Possibly. But, if you refuse to go back in time, then the universe will be destroyed, seeing as you weren't there in the first place to make history happen.

1-UP: Okay. So, where is the time machine and what time period?

JASON: Here you go. {gives 1-Up a tiny remote, in which 1-Up grabs with his invisible hands} Set in the destination the 30th of April, 20X6.

1-UP: Okay. Yay!

{1-Up bashes his head against the remote}

1-UP: Pudding, pudding, pudding!

{A portal appears and 1-Up is zapped into it. The portal then dissapears. Jason gets really angry}

JASON: Darn it, you moron! You put in the wrong destination time!

{Fade to black. Cut to 1-Up in his old mansion, eating pudding with Ben, when suddenly another 1-Up appears next to them}

PAST 1-UP: Woah. This lifetime supply of pudding is making me see things.

1-UP: Hello, 1-Up. I am 1-Up.

PAST 1-UP: Yes, I know.

1-UP: Can I borrow Ben for a second? I need to upgrade your robot with special technology.

PAST 1-UP: Okay. {short pause} Wait a minute. How can I be sure that you aren't Sticklyman in disguise?

{1-Up spin-kicks his past self, and past 1-Up falls to the ground, leaving behind a dust trail on the floor of his mansion}

1-UP: Is that enough proof for you, pudding?

PAST 1-UP: My name isn't pudding.

1-UP: Oh. Sorry, pudding.

{There is a short pause. Then, Ben gets up on to the table and looks at both 1-Ups}

PAST 1-UP: {gets up} Okay. I have an idea. If you defeat me in a fight, perhaps- err, what did you say you were going to do?

1-UP: {sighs} Upgrade Ben from your time period so that in my time period, Ben won't be killed and remade as an evil Ben.

{Jason appears out of nowhere, carrying a remote similar to what 1-Up was using to travel back in time}

JASON: I've come to stop you 1-Up! You set in the wrong destination!

1-UP: Wow, that was cool.

JASON: No, it's not! We have to get out of here before you further destroy the space time continuum!

1-UP: How can we destroy the space time continuum? You said that this time machine actually created history and not change it.

JASON: Well, think of it this way. What if I knew what you were going to be doing and you diddn't do it?

1-UP: That would create a hole in the entire creating history idea.

JASON: Exactly, and you aren't where I saw you. I simply remember seeing two 1-Ups on the 30th of April, but only one 1-Up on the 12th of March where you are now! You are changing the course of history with a non-history changing machine and it won't be long till-

1-UP: Fine, fine! Let's go!

PAST 1-UP: What about the fight we were going to have?

1-UP: I'm afraid you'll have two wait minus-one month, before we can actuallly fight.

PAST 1-UP: Okay. See you later, in the further past.

{1-Up dissapears. Past 1-Up then gets confused at what he just said}

PAST 1-UP: Wait a minute. If I meet my future self in the past of my present time, then that technically means that I've already met him. All I can remember is meeting my future self on three seperate occasions, but I'm not sure which one...

{Fade to black. Cut to 1-Up and Jason appearing in Homestar Runner's house where 1-Up's past self is currently checking his emails sometime around 1-Up email 12, in which he got his mansion}

PAST 1-UP: {singing} Oh, email is like the icing on the pudding! Yay!

{An email pops up on past 1-Up's computer, but you can hardly see it, due to the angle the camera is on}

1-UP: Okay, let's go and warn my past self now.

JASON: No, 1-Up! You cannot interfere with your 12th email too much! You'll be messing will be messing with history instead of changing it!

1-UP: But you are making no sense. If I was the one who came back here and made history happen, then I would have already used my free-will.

JASON: I kind of find it strange too. But, you don't appear to be doing anything that I saw your future self do in the past. I've been watching your progress.

1-UP: Well, I guess I'll have to- Wait a minute! You've been watching my progress!

JASON: Yeah, see?

{Jason points towards a the cheat which is standing behind past 1-Up's computer with a coat and a badge saying "WA"}

1-UP: Walrus Association?!

JASON: Yes. That is my the Cheat, who works for the Walrus Association. We are a team of people who are trying to save the great big Walrus of 'X3, but over the years we have been known to do more heroic type stuff. Like in 2018, we were able to cancel Strong Bad emails, for swearing and insults towards the King of Town.

1-UP: YOU WERE THE ONE THAT CANCELLED STRONG BAD EMAILS?!

JASON: Yes, we did.

1-UP: You basta-

JASON: Don't swear! Please! Your show will be cancelled too, and you are the only hope of us all!

{Past Stinkoman walks in from the left side of the screen, pushes Jason and 1-Up out of the way without noticing them and starts talking to past 1-Up. You can faintly hear what they are talking about}

PAST 1-UP: Limozeen?

PAST STINKOMAN: Taken.

PAST 1-UP: How about...

1-UP: {still talking to Jason} That guy is so rude! I'm going to spin-kick him so that-

JASON: No! Time has suffered enough already!

1-UP: I just have one question for you, Jason.

JASON: What?

1-UP: If people have time travelled and done so many things that could destroy the universe, how come the universe hasn't fallen apart yet?

JASON: Oh, we keeep it glued together using this special space time continuum glue on the outside of the universe itself.

1-UP: That's impossible. There is no "outside" of the universe. And if there was it would be plain nothing-ness, like how before the universe was created in the big bang there was nothing.

JASON: Well, we have figured out a way to travel to the outside of fantasy and reality and into a tiny room on the outside of everything. We call it the fourth wall, and it has been broken multiple times. It is my job to keep it stuck together before the entire universe is destroyed.

1-UP: Explain more.

JASON: Well, the multiverse has been divided by the fourth wall into two spaces. Black space which is reality and white space which is fantasy.

1-UP: Interesting. Can I have pudding now?

JASON: Not now, it is almost time to talk to your past self. This may be your only chance.

{Zoom out to view everyone in the area}

PAST STINKOMAN: DOUBLE DEUCE! {dissapears in a flash}

PAST 1-UP: "Double deuce" it is. {smiles} Roll the video clip!

{The computer screen shows past 1-Up, past Stinkoman and past Pan Pan on a 20X6/futuristic stage. As the video clip starts playing 1-Up just sits back and relaxes in his chair}

JASON: You can go now! Go, go!

{1-Up walks over to his past self who wakes up in surprise from his two-second nap}

PAST 1-UP: Wah! Who- who are you?! I have a broom!

{Past 1-Up grabs a cup of orange juice from his desk}

1-UP: Don't worry. I am from a futuristic future called "20X6".

PAST 1-UP: Intresting. I come from the same future. Let's be friends.

1-UP: No way! Look, just remember this, if your creator ever creates another robot named Ben, remember to insert this disk into his hardrive so he is immune to any reprogramming or death.

PAST 1-UP: Okay, sure.

{1-Up hands a tiny disk to his past self, then notices a DVD player sitting under past 1-Up's desk}

1-UP: Hey, what's this thing? {spin-kicks DVD player}

PAST 1-UP: No!

{A portal aappears and Jason walks into it}

1-UP: Got to go. See you later, past self.

{1-Up goes into the portal as well. As it closes, past 1-Up turns back towards the computer to notice the video clip fading from his computer}

PAST 1-UP: {typing} Sorry, you couldn't see the rest of it. {short pause} Well there is your proof that I don't know anything about K-Pop... or B-Pop... {short pause} or whatever!

{Cut to Jason and 1-Up appearing in front of the Stinkoman HQ in a bright white flash of light}

JASON: Well, I better go.

1-UP: I have a question, Jason.

JASON: Go ahead and ask.

1-UP: What do I do if we diddn't succeed in our mission? Like, what if Ben's still evil?

JASON: Hmm, maybe I'll stay here. Dark Stinkoman could still be succeeding in his plan. He is always full of wacky surprises.

{Jason and 1-Up walk into the Stinkoman HQ. Fade to black}

Part 2: Possessed Squid

{Cut to Master X and the Possessed Squid playing chess in a dark room}

MASTER X: You know, when I used to be called "Project X", I always played checkers with my creator.

POSSESSED SQUID: Shut up. It's bad enough being in 20X6. I don't need you to make it worse.

MASTER X: Is that an insult? {eyes start to glow} Cause' I don't like insults!

POSSESSED SQUID: Not quite, but in a way, yes.

MASTER X: So, what is your plan against 1-Up?

POSSESSED SQUID: You're the one with all the good idea-

MASTER X: Shut up and take this remote.

{Master X hands the Possessed Squid a remote}

POSSESSED SQUID: What is it?

MASTER X: It controls everything in the universe that isn't in this room.

POSSESSED SQUID: So, I could destroy reality just by the press of the button?

MASTER X: Yeah, well, sorta.

POSSESSED SQUID: {laughs} Excellent. I have no use for you anymore.

{Possessed Squid runs offscreen with the remote. Cut to an image of space. A portal appears and one of Master X's escape pods with Possessed Squid inside who has the remote}

POSSESSED SQUID: {laughs} See you later, 1-Up!

{Cut back to 1-Up ans Jason walking inside the Stinkoman HQ kitchen}

1-UP: Ben...?

{Marzichan walks in with Ben on her head. Marzichan's pupils appear to have been removed from her eyes as if she was being controlled by Ben}

MARZICHAN: {laughs}

JASON: Ben?! Oh no!

{Marzichan dissapears and reappears behind 1-Up, preparing to attack}

1-UP: Marzichan?!

MARZICHAN: Yatta!

{Marzichan kicks 1-Up in the back}

1-UP: Ow! {gets up} Hey! That wasn't very nice!

JASON: You moron. She's being controlled by Ben's evil side.

MARZICHAN: {laughs} Goodbye, 1-Up.

{1-Up attempts to spin-kick Marzichan, but Marzichan dodges it and spinkicks 1-Up, making him crash into the fridge}

MARZICHAN: I know all your moves, brother. Because I taught them to you!

{1-Up gets up. At the moment he is really dizzy, trying to get his balance}

1-UP: Woah. I'm dizzy and- {shakes head} Huh? Oh, right. The fighting.

{1-Up jumps over Marzichan and kicks 1-Up again. 1-Up turns to Marzichan}

1-UP: {charges a blast with invisible hands} YAH-

MARZICHAN: {does the same as 1-Up above} YAH-

{The both shoot there blasts of light at each other like in one f those Dragon Ball Z-styled fights. Both blasts collide which cause a huge explosion}

1-UP: -TA!

MARZICHAN: -TA!

1-UP: Marzichan! You have to listen to me. You're being controlled by-

{There is a huge explosion and the roof of the kitchen shoots into the sky. Cut to Possessed Squid heading towards Planet K}

POSSESSED SQUID: Yes! With this device I will- What the?! Is that a UFO?!

{The roof from the Stinkoman HQ kitchen zooms in from Planet K and hits the escape pod that the Possessed Squid is in, making the escape pod shoot away from Planet K instead of towards it}

POSSESSED SQUID: Oh, what an ironic outcome!

{The camera zooms out to view the escape pod heading towards the sun. Cut back to 1-Up and Marzichan fighting with Jason just watching in the background}

JASON: {sighs}

{Jason grabs a newspaper from the kitchen desk and starts reading it. On the front page, it has a picture of the roof that hit the escape pod with a headline saying "First 20X6 UFO Sighting?!"}

JASON: Wow. UFO's were last seen in 2022, but then they suddenly stopped recording sightings.

{1-Up and Marzichan stop hitting each other and start breathing heavily}

1-UP: You are doomed, Marzichan! You wanna know why?

MARZICHAN: Why?

{1-Up grabs some sizzcors that were on the desk and cuts Marzichan's hair}

MARZICHAN: What?! WHAT?! NO!

{Ben falls off Marzichan's head and Marzichan falls to the ground}

1-UP: Sorry, Marzichan. I had to do it.

{The evil version of Ben gets up and attempts to escape, but before he can, 1-Up gets a bag and puts Ben in it}

1-UP: You're staying in there until we can return you to normal. In the meantime, I will check an email.

{1-Up walks offscreen with the bag that Ben is in. Fade to black. Cut to the Possessed Squid's escape pod shooting towards the sun, but then it passes the son and heads straight towards Mercury which is, at the moment,, really close to the sun}

POSSESSED SQUID: Yes! Now I can successfully- Wait. How am I stil alive? It is over 20,000 degrees here. 20,198 degrees to be precised.

{Possessed Squid's escape pod lands on Mercury. It opens up and Possessed Squid walks out on to Mercury's hot surface}

POSSESSED SQUID: Wait a minute.

{Possessed Squid picks up the remote that Master X gave him}

POSSESSED SQUID: I can make it to Planet K without a ship.

{The Possessed Squid presses a button. What's left of the escape pod explodes}

POSSESSED SQUID: {short pause} Okay. I probably should've read the manual before I started pressing random buttons.

{Cut to 1-Up sitting on his email stool, about to check an email on his Lappotron}

1-UP: I might check another email for today.

{The following email pops up}

Hello Arch Enemy,
You stole my pudding! I'm gonna get you!
I'll blast you to tomorrow noooooon!
Ultimate Stobat

{1-Up reads the email}

1-UP: What?! I don't even know you! I never steal pudding! Unless you are talking about that time that...

{Cut to 1-Up back at the Cheat Commandos HQ back in 2005 where a tiny baby Stobat is standing next to 1-Up and Gunhaver}

GUNHAVER: Meet my pet chicken. The guy I bought this guy from says that he'll live till your time. So, if you take anything of mine or his, he can get revenge on you when he is older.

1-UP: {opens fridge and grabs a bowel of pudding} Pfft. I'd never take something of-

{The camera zoooms in on Gunhaver}

GUNHAVER: No, 1-Up! That is my pet's pudding!

{The camera pans over to 1-Up who has pudding all over his face, but no longer has the bowel}

1-UP: What pudding?!

GUNHAVER: {sighs} Well, it was nice knowing you.

{The camera zooms in on the baby Stobat on the ground. It is now really angry. Cut back to 1-Up on his computer}

1-UP: Well I'm sure that he wasn't the same Stobat who sent me this email. I mean, it isn't physicly possible to live till the exty-first century.

{A banging noise is heard three times and the screen shakes while that happens}

1-UP: Woah!

{Cut to the outside of the Stinkoman HQ. The door opens and 1-Up walks out. The camera zooms out to view a Stobat, slowly growing to the size of the entire building}

1-UP: I guess this is what he meant when he said "ultimate" Stobat.

STOBAT: You will pay for stealing my pudding!

1-UP: You don't seem very ultimate!

{Homestar Runner appears out of nowhere with a gameboy in a blender, replacing the Stobat which dissapears the exact time Homestar appeared}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {pressing button on blender} I'm still trying to make myself a real fruit smoothie!

1-UP: Umm, hey. {short pause} Where'd the Stobat go?

{Cut to Strong Bad, Stinkoman, Sterrance and Strong Badman running away from the giant Stobat in Strong Bad's (2006) house}

STRONG BAD: Where did this Stobat go?

STINKOMAN: I'm still waiting for some crazy mix-up birthday challenges!

{Cut back to 1-Up, who is walking back into Stinkoman HQ. Cut back to the computer room. 1-Up walks in}

1-UP: Well, that was pointless. I don't think I need to check anymore emails for today. Strangely, every time I get an email, something bad happens. I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that email shows nower days seem to have plots.

{1-Up starts thinking to himself. Fade to black. Cut to the big ol' tree, where the Possessed Squid appears with the remote in his hand. The big ol' tree appears to have a note on it}

POSSESSED SQUID: Did it work? Am I on Planet K? {notices note on the big ol' tree} Hey. What's this?

{The camera zooms in on the note as the Possessed Squid reads it}

POSSESSED SQUID: {reading} Warning. This tree eats everyone exceppt the Cheat and me. From, Strong Bad. {stops reading} It also appears to say "AND ME!" on the note in big red letters at the bottom. But, every single letter is spelt wrong.

{The camera zooms out to view the entire field}

POSSESSED SQUID: Wow. I guess Strong Mad is the first person to not spell the words "and" or "me" with no A, N, D, M or any E. I find that odd. Also, the word "and" is spelt with a... umm, four?

{The big ol' tree uses it's arms and grabs the Possessed Squid}

POSSESSED SQUID: Oh no! A tree monster! It must be the Level 1.4 boss! Right after Tampo! I find it kind of funny because, the bosses of levels 1.1 and 1.2 are always too lazy to fight.

{The Possessed Squid presses a button on the remote and dissapears. Cut to the inside of the Stinkoman HQ laundry room where 1-Up is taking a pair of pants out of the washing machine}

1-UP: There's my pants! I've been looking for these ever since my creation. Who would've known that it was in the washing machine the whole time.

STINKOMAN: {voice only} I told you, like, twenty-four times.

1-UP: Intresting.

{The Possessed Squid appears out of nowhere and looks at 1-Up}

1-UP: Oh no! It's some kind of adorable little octopus!

POSSESSED SQUID: I'm a squid, you moron! Not an octopus!

1-UP: Oh, right. Well, can you leave now? I'm putting on some long pants.

POSSESED SQUID: No! I will destroy you for destroying me!

1-UP: What you just said made no sense.

POSSESSED SQUID: Well, uhh... shut up!

1-UP: Oh no! I've just been insulted by the adorable octopus!

{The Possessed Squid gets out the remote and points it at 1-Up}

POSSESSED SQUID: Let's see what else this thing can do.

{The Possessed Squid pushes a bunch of buttons. 1-Up suddenly kneels down to the ground}

1-UP: I am very sorry, squid. I have now realised how dumb I am. And now I- NO! {gets up} I must fight the remote's control over me! Can't... hold... on... much... LONGER!

{1-Up kneels to the ground again, and his eyes turn red and his shirt turns a darker red. The star on his shirt is replaced by a skull}

POSSESSED SQUID: Now, what will you do?

1-UP: Destroy the Unguraits, for they are a threat to our mission!

POSSESSED SQUID: Good. Now, what is the password to your time travel program that was made specialy for you.

1-UP: The password was originally "pudding", but then because of someone hacking into my email account I had to use my back-up password. And because my backup password-

POSSESSED SQUID: CUT THE CRAP! Just tell me what the password is!

1-UP: The password is "the guy"!

{The words "the guy", as they are spoken by 1-Up, start to echoe as the camera zooms in through the door and throughout the house, stopping at Stinkoman who is playing video games}

1-UP: {voice only, echoeing} The guy!

STINKOMAN: Uh oh! 1-Up needs my help!

{There is a short pause and Stinkoman just continues playing video games}

STINKOMAN: Meh. I don't care.

{Cut to the hallway of Stinkoman HQ. The evil form of 1-Up crashes out of the laundry room and runs down the hall. The camera rotates by 90 degrees to view the room that Stinkoman is in. 1-Up jumps into the room as the camera zooms in on what is happening}

STINKOMAN: WAH! 1-Up! Is that you?!

1-UP: GRRRAGH!

{1-Up picks up the television and throws it at Stinkoman. Stinkoman jumps out of the way as the television crashes into the couch. Stinkoman lands perfectly on the floor, standing up}

STINKOMAN: What the crap is wrong with you?!

1-UP: I don't know! But, I have to do this!

{Cut to Master X and the Debug Force in a dark room, sitting at a table}

MASTER X: That is it! We cannot let the Possessed Squid escape with 40X6 technology!

ALPHA: The only thing we can do is use our remotes to send him further back in time.

MASTER X: Okay. How about we make it before the creation of Ungurait emails so that maybe the Possessed Squid could destroy the Unguraits early in the timeline.

BETA: Great idea!

{Cut back to the Possessed Squid in the laundry room. He dissapears, still with the remote. Cut to 1-Up, who is approaching Stinkoman. Suddenly, 1-Up turns back to normal and falls to the floor}

1-UP: Hello, floor! Hooray!

{Stinkoman sighs with relief and collapses on the couch}

STINKOMAN: Wow. That was quite a challenge.

{The camera zooms out to view an outside view of the entire Stinkoman HQ}

NARRATOR: {voice only} Now that the Possessed Squid is further in the past. The Unguraits will have to find a way to stop him from destroying their past selves.

{The narrator stops talking as the roof of Stinkoman HQ falls back into place and then sparkles. Fade to black}

Part 3: Dark Stinkoman and Orano

{Cut to Dark Stinkoman and Orano at a new base}

DARK STINKOMAN: So, we've agreed to work together?

ORANO: Yeah. Too bad that Sticklyman took the Ken project on us before we could make adjustments to it.

DARK STINKOMAN: Yeah. I'm jealous too.

ORANO: Shut up, we aren't talking about jelly!

{Dark Stinkoman's face makes a confused-type look}

ORANO: {short pause} What?! Was it something I said?!

{A tiny Terrel bounces in with a plate of waffles. He appears to be carrying them like Homestar Runner does with no hands}

ORANO: Thanks for the waffles, project Hen.

{Hen (the terrel) jumps up and down with a smiley face, thus throwing the plate in the air so that it can land on the table}

HEN: Waffles!

DARK STINKOMAN: Who is this tiny chicken head?

ORANO: Using the designs for Ben and Ken, I was able to make a Terrel version called "Hen".

DARK STINKOMAN: That isn't a very original name.

ORANO: {picks up a fork and starts eating waffles} Huh?

DARK STINKOMAN: Woah! What is that food?!

ORANO: Waffles. I had them, back when I was still human, before I died and become supreme master of the zombie world.

{Dark Stinkoman, with a disgusted look on his face, picks up a fork and takes a bite out of one of the waffles}

DARK STINKOMAN: Hey. These aren't that bad. What's in these?

HEN: There's waffles in them!

DARK STINKOMAN: YOU'RE LYING!

{Fade to black. Cut to 1-Up standing at Bubusuke's original conseccion stand. Bubusuke no longer owns his floating mall}

BUBUSUKE: So, is that it?

1-UP: Yup. That's it.

{Bubusuke hands 1-Up a tiny brown paper bag}

BUBUSUKE: Okay, sir. Here's your order. The total comes to $3.50.

1-UP: What about my 50% off voucher?

BUBUSUKE: That's expired. You have to pay full price.

1-UP: But, it says here that it's good for a life-time.

BUBUSUKE: Well, your card is expired. You have to pay full price.

1-UP: {groans} Worthless piece of crap.

{1-Up puts three pieces of paper and five paper clips on the table}

1-UP: {runs off with paper bag}

BUBUSUKE: Hey! This isn't real money!

{Cut to 1-Up running up to the entrance to the lava zone where Stlunko is sitting}

1-UP: Hey, I know you! And I've met your alternate self on three seperate occasions!

STLUNKO: I do not understand what you are attempting to tell me.

1-UP: Well, in another dimension created by another "wiki user" as said by Jason, you don't use contractions.

STLUNKO: That is crazy. Why would I not use contractions?

1-UP: You were also smart in the other dimension. Now, can I go inside and see Tampo?

STLUNKO: My answer to that is "no".

1-UP: Jeez. I kind of prefered the other universe.

{1-Up jumps on Stlunko's head and smashes his head against Stlunko's antenna, making it explode. 1-Up goes flying out of the explosion, spinning like a frisbee. 1-Up falls through the lava zone entrance}

1-UP: WAAAAAGH!

{Cut to Tampo inside the lava zone. Tampo appears to be checking an email on the SaargtScreen II. 1-Up lands on the grouncd on both feet and Tampo turns towards 1-Up}

1-UP: Wow. You got a new computer.

TAMPO: What?! 1-Up?! What are you doing here?!

1-UP: Yeah. Kind of a surprise seeing me here, eh?

TAMPO: Well, I guess it is sort of-

1-UP: I want pudding!

{Tampo pauses for a second before starting again}

TAMPO: Well, I-

1-UP: Pudding!

{Tampo sighs and pauses for longer then the last pause}

TAMPO: Well, I guess it is sort of a surprise. What is your purpose here?

1-UP: Oh, I just wanted to bug the crap ot of you.

TAMPO: Aw, jeez. {gets angry} Umm, why don't you go over there?!

1-UP: Where?!

TAMPO: There!

1-UP: Can you point to where?

TAMPO: How would I? I have no hands!

1-UP: Oh, okay. Can I use your new computer-box?

TAMPO: No.

1-UP: Too bad, pudding giant!

{1-Up jumps on Tampo and kicks him three times}

TAMPO: That doesn't hurt. Don't you know my weakness?

1-UP: No. I do not know your weakness. Can you tell me?

TAMPO: Of course not! I may have fallen for you and Stinkoman's tricks before, but not anymore! I nwill not tell you my weakness!

1-UP: Oh, okay.

{1-Up gets off of Tampo and exits the lava zone. Cut to Dark Stinkoman, Orano and Hen driving a spaceship towards some strange planet}

ORANO: So, explain to me again, why are we going to this "Planet X"?

DARK STINKOMAN: Due to the timeline, 1-Up should have already landed on Planet X in 30X2, right?

ORANO: Yeah, so?

DARK STINKOMAN: Well, if we plant our device there at exactly 40 minutes, then it should explain as sooon as 1-Up lands on this planet in 30X2 due to the timeline's events.

ORANO: But, if 1-Up explodes then he won't return to 20X6, therefor you wouldn't need to plant the device. Although if you diddn't plant the device on Planet X, then 1-Up would be your enemy so then you'd plant the device. But, the device would make 1-Up explode meaning he couldn't return to 20X6. But-

DARK STINKOMAN: Enough! I've already come prepared for paradoxes! If a pardox should ever emerge in the timeline, I could easily just-

HEN: I am afraid of shower curtains! Ha ha!

ORANO: {short pause} Right, well, let's get started on planting that device then.

{Cut to an outside view of the spaceship, it appears to be red with the number "334" written on it in blue. The ship lands on a planet similar to Saturn, but with two rings in an "X" shape that glow}

ORANO: {voice only} Well, we're here.

{Cut to a close-up of the ship on a rough red ground with a lot of smoke. The ship opens and the bad guys exits from the ship}

ORANO: Umm, where are the people who live here?

HEN: According to my calculations, there won't be an towns or cities around here for twelve years, four months, three hours, fifty-three minutes and twenty seconds. I'll start counting 20, 19, 18, 17-

ORANO: Shut up, Hen! We can't wait that long!

DARK STINKOMAN: We have to find the exact location on Planet X that 1-Up will land on.

HEN: I am detecting a lifeform somewhere in the area.

{Dark Stinkoman, Orano and Hen walk offscreen. Fade to black. Cut to 1-Up sitting in the Stinkoman HQ kitchen eating a cup-cake and still holding the brown paper bag that Bubusuke gave him earlier. The roof appears to be damaged}

1-UP: {angry} This cupcake is too small! How could it cost $3.50?!

{Stinkoman enters from the left side of the screen and looks at the cupcake that 1-Up is holding and stares at it}

STINKOMAN: Is that a cupcake?!

1-UP: {sighs} Yeah. Don't remind me.

STINKOMAN: {charges a double deuce, angrily with both hands} I HATE CUPCAKES!

1-UP: Uh oh!

{1-Up jumps on to the floor and closes his eyes. Stinkoman shoots his charged-up double deuce and it blasts a huge hole in the table and the floor underneath the table. The place begins to shake}

1-UP: What's happening?!

STINKOMAN: I think I blasted that cupcake into the core of Planet K!

1-UP: You mean like how X0 years ago, a boy named Mitchell reported that a floating brain was in his house. That was a laugh.

STINKOMAN: It may of seemed impossible so long ago, but nower days, floating brains are a common thing.

{The shaking stops}

1-UP: Wow. That diddn't seem so-

{Cut to an outside view of Stinkoman HQ as it explodes due to lava overflowing it. We can see Marzichan, 1-Up, Stinkoman and an unfinished Jaro body which will possibly be the new Ben unit}

MARZICHAN: What just happened?!

1-UP: Stinkoman blew a cupcake into the core of Planet K.

STINKOMAN: Great. We're going to need a new home.

1-UP: I still have one dollar left after my mansion exploded and then I thought my creators, or "parents" as I called them back then, were dead. Now I know they are alive, but I can't beleive that with only five hundred dollars left, I somehow managed to only come done to one dollar.

MARZICHAN: In the latest issue of "Scarfgirl 'X6", we can get a home on Planet X.

1-UP: I'LL LIVE THERE! You can't stop me!

{1-Up throws a bowel of pudding at Stinkoman and then runs into a red spaceship with a white star on it}

STINKOMAN: Wait a minute, 1-Up! We all need to-

{1-Up's spaceship blasts off into the sky and becomes smaller and smaller until you can't see it and it is finnaly in space}

MARZICHAN: {short pause} He forgot to take Ben with him.

STINKOMAN: What about all his stuff, like the Lappotron?

MARZICHAN: Normally the Lappotron figures out a way to locate 1-Up and find it's way to him, as for his other stuff it probably burnt down with the HQ.

{Cut to 1-Up in space, flying towards Planet X. The camera zooms in and rotates on 1-Up who is driving}

1-UP: Okay. Email check, activate!

{Nobody replies, not even a simple computer voice}

1-UP: Oh, right. I left the Lappotron with marzichan and the Central Control System 5000 was taken by marzichan because Ben's data is on it.

{Cut to an outside view of the ship. 1-Up's ship lands in a town on the east side of Planet X}

1-UP: {exits from ship} Woah. This must be Planet X. I wonder what's happenining on the other side of the planet.

{Fade to black. Cut to Hen, Orano and dark Stinkoman sitting on the floor}

HEN: How long have we been here?

ORANO: 5 months.

DARK STINKOMAN: 5 months?! How can that be?! It's only felt like 5 minutes.

ORANO: Well, there was this time... warp... thing involved.

{Cut back to 1-Up who is walking up to a town of robots. One tiny robot walks up to 1-Up}

ROBOT: {looks up at 1-Up} Taco!

{An alien, behind the robot, runs up to the robot}

ALIEN: Gir! Get back here!

GIR: Bye, Taco!

1-UP: Gir?! Is that the robot's name?!

ALIEN: Yeah, sorry about that. By the way, do you come from Earth?

1-UP: Sort of. It's called Planet K now.

ALIEN: YOUR EMPIRE SHALL CRUMBLE, FOR I AM ZIM!

1-UP: Zim?! I think I know you! Are you that Irken guy?!

ZIM: Yes, why?

{The camera zoooms in on 1-Up. Suddenly, the screen flashes white. Cut to a flashback where 1-Up is on his oldest computer, the Lappy 486, an Irken taller is on the screen. Cut back to 1-Up standing next to Zim and Gir}

1-UP: I don't have a home here yet, can you help me find one?

ZIM: Absoloutely! For I am Zim!

{Zim, Gir and 1-Up walk offscreen}

GIR: I want to be a mongoose!

{Fade to black. Cut to Orano, Hen and Dark Stinkoman walking towards the town, standing there is Nebulon. Dark Stinkoman walks up to Nebulon and looks up at his one of his giant eyes}

DARK STINKOMAN: Hello, tall one. I see you have grown since last we met.

NEBULON: Yeah, my son is called Neb-1.

ORANO: You don't have to state the obvious. We already knew that.

NEBULON: State your buisness!

DARK STINKOMAN: We are from a distant planet known as Planet K, and we are in search of a town nearby.

NEBULON: There is one on the other side of the planet.

ORANO: On the other side of the planet?! Darn it! We landed on the wrong side!

DARK STINKOMAN: What?! I thought there was no town! Hen detected nothing!

{Hen jumps up and down and then falls over}

HEN: Hello, dirt. {smiles}

ORANO: That answers everything. Let's get back into the ship.

{Orano, Hen, Nebulon and Dark Stinkoman all get back into the ship. Fade to black. Cut to 1-Up, Zim and Gir inside Zim's kitchen. 1-Up and Zim are sitting on stools while Gir sits on the table}

1-UP: What does your robot do?

ZIM: He is an information-retrieval unit. His only purpose is to get information for me. What did you learn the other day, Gir?

GIR: I saw a squirrel.

{Zim and 1-Up get confused at what Gir just said}

GIR: It was talkin' like dis'. {does squirrel immatation}

ZIM: {short pause} So anyway, where did you come from?

1-UP: Planet K.

ZIM: I know that! But, where on that planet?

1-UP: Challenge City in Free Country, USA.

ZIM: Intresting. It appears that you live rreally close to the earth-piggy known as "Dib". I could use you to get close to Dib and destroy your planet!

1-UP: What?! Destroy my planet?! Never!

{Before Zim can respond to what 1-Up said, Dark Stinkoman's ship crashes into Zim's house}

ZIM: NO! My house!

{The ship door opens. Orano, Dark Stinkoman, Nebulon and Hen fall out of the ship}

GIR: Yay! We're doomed!

{Orano gets up and gets out a knife from his jacket that glows blue}

ORANO: 1-Up! You are doomed!

DARK STINKOMAN: {whispers} What are you doing, Orano?

ORANO: We need a distraction. I'll be that distraction and you plant the device.

DARK STINKOMAN: Oh, yeah. Good idea.

{Dark Stinkoman runs offscreen. Hen follows Dark Stinkoman}

HEN: {leaving} Wait, master!

1-UP: What do you want, Orano?

ORANO: Revenge! Seeing as you took my spot as the fifth best challenger on Planet K!

1-UP: You want revenge?

ORANO: {sarcasticly} Sure. Why not?

{1-Up jumps up on the table and strikes a pose. Zim's back-pack grows four spider-like legs, thus making Zim taller. Zim strikes a pose too. Gir just falls to the ground and laughs}

1-UP: Are you ready to die?

ORANO: Sure. Why not?

1-UP: {conused} Uh, okay?

ZIM: No more talking! Time to fight!

{Orano throws one of the knives at Zim. The knife goes into Zim's back-pack and falls to the ground}

GIR: No! My master's in trouble! {short pause} Time for some tacos.

{Gir gets up off the floor and runs up to Orano and pushes him into the fridge and closes it}

ORANO: What the?!

GIR: Bye, cow!

{As the fridge door closes, Zim gets up and walks over to Gir}

ZIM: Gir! Can you tell 1-Up to get lost?! He appears to be attracted people who are a threat to our mission!

GIR: {eyes turn red} Yes, sir! {eyes turn green again} Hooray for waffles!

{Cut to the outside of Zim's house. 1-Up gets thrown out and lands on the ground perfectly standing}

1-UP: Okay, thanks for letting me visit!

{Cut to Dark Stinkoman putting a tiny antenna in the ground with Hen standing next to him}

DARK STINKOMAN: Something tells me Orano is gone and that we're in danger! I have no time for this! I'll set the device to explode in 60 seconds instead!

{Dark Stinkoman puts the antenna into the ground and it starts beeping and glowing red. Dark Stinkoman picks up Hen and runs back into the ship. As the blast off, the planet starts to rumble. Cut back to 1-Up. Dark Stinkoman's ship flies off in the background}

1-UP: What's going on?!

ZIM: {offscreen} We're all doomed! DOOMED!

{1-Up runs over to his ship and gets in. He prepares to blast off. Cut to an outside view of the planet. The planet explodes and we see Dark Stinkoman's ship make it out on time}

NARRATOR: {voice only} Did 1-Up survive the explosion? Is this the end of Planet X? Will this somehow destroy the timeline? Why am I still asking questions? We'll find out all these answers and more in the next part of 1-Up emails.

{The camera zooms out and away from where Planet X was. Fade to black}

Part 4: The End

{Cut open to a 30X2 Ben, 30X2 Pan Pan, past 1-Up and two bodygaurds on a ship heading towards Planet X, as can be seen through the window}

30X2 BEN: Oh no, Kidstar! We seem to be losing control! Somebody has hacked into our ship's control system!

PAST 1-UP: What about the substitute control system?

30X2 BEN: That's been hacked too!

PAST 1-UP: What planet are we going to crash into?!

30X2 BEN: That one!

{30X2 Ben points towards a Planet X from the window, but the planet fades out of existance}

30X2 BEN: What the? What happened to the planet?

30X2 PAN PAN: I don't know. Something must have happened in the past. I have to go back in time.

{The ship continues to spin out of control as 30X2 Pan Pan dissapears in a flash. Cut to 30X2 Pan Pan appearing on Planet X in front of 1-Up}

ZIM: {offscreen} We're all doomed! DOOMED!

{1-Up begins to run over to his ship, but is stopped by 30X2 Pan Pan}

1-UP: Pan Pan?! What are you doing here?! We have to get off the planet now!

30X2 PAN PAN: We have to deactivate the bomb!

1-UP: Bomb?!

{The planet explodes at the exact same time 30X2 Pan Pan and 1-Up dissapear in a flash. 30X2 Pan Pan and 1-Up appear on Planet K, but there are flying cows in the background, the trees are on fire and everything is red and black}

1-UP: What happened?! Is it the apocalypse?!

30X2 PAN PAN: It appears that we trasported to a parrallel universe where evil has already triumphed over the good people of Planet K. It's the apocalypse. The end of the universe.

1-UP: So in this universe, the Debug Force's plan has actually come through. How awful.

30X2 PAN PAN: Yeah. An evil universe is much more worse then an evil future.

1-UP: Explain.

30X2 PAN PAN: Well, my theory is that when you travel to an alternate universe, your alternate self or someone from that certain universe enters your universe as soon as you enter their universe. Except when you are travelling to the future, nobody has been transported to-

{A large red dragon that looks like Trogador flies towards 1-Up and 30X2 Pan Pan and lands next to them}

ALTERNATE TROGADOR: {roars}

1-UP: {scared} Should we be running?!

30X2 PAN PAN: Absoloutely!

{1-Up and 30X2 Pan Pan start running and the alternate Trogador starts chasing them and blowing flames every five seconds, in which 30X2 Pan Pan and 1-Up dodge}

1-UP: We have to get away from this alternate dimension dragon!

30X2 PAN PAN: But how?! My technology doesn't- Wait a minute. I have an idea.

{30X2 Pan Pan gets out a piece of paper from his flubber like Pom Pom does and starts writing a message on it and then puts it back in his flubber}

1-UP: {short pause, still running} What is that meant to accomplish?!

30X2 PAN PAN: You'll see.

{Another 1-Up and Pan Pan appear in a flash with a bunch of guns}

FUTURE 1-UP: Ready?!

FUTURE 30X2 PAN PAN: Fire!

{They start picking up the guns and shooting at the dragon, making it scared and forced to fly away. The future versions of 1-Up and 30X2 Pan Pan dissapear}

1-UP: {stops running} Okay, I'm confused. What just happened?

30X2 PAN PAN: Well, my time travelling device can only travel twice. So, it broke when we got to this apoctalyptic world. My plan was that in the near-future, we might be able to fix the time machine, go back to 2006 so we can get some weapons from the Cheat Commando HQ. Then we could return to this exact time to help out our past selves.

1-UP: So, they were our future selves?! Then what wwas the note for?

30X2 PAN PAN: Well, what if I can't remember what to do? I have to write everything down so I can remember what to do.

1-UP: Intresting. But what if we died due to Trogador, then we wouldn't be able to go back in time and save ourselves.

30X2 PAN PAN: Because my time travellling device, like Jason's, can create the past and not change it.

1-UP: Wow. So, we are destined to go back in time?

30X2 PAN PAN: Come on. Let's explore this place a little more.

{1-Up and 30X2 Pan pan walk offscreen. The camera zooms out to view an alternate and much more darker version of the Debug Force watching the entire thing, sitting at the table in their usual black/dark room}

ALTERNATE DELTA: Who are these two people?

ALTERNATE ALPHA: I beleive they are 1-Up and Pan Pan, although strangely, they are not under our remote satilite's control.

ALTERNATE DELTA: Impossible! We control everybody in the universe and are getting everyone who isn't dead to build a laser which will shoot at-

ALTERNATE ALPHA: Shut up! Don't say the plan! There are probably wiki users reading this at the very moment.

ALTERNATE OMEGA: That is also impossible. We made sure that the fanstuff wiki was destroyed before it was created.

ALTERNATE ALPHA: Well, here's my theory. That 1-Up and Pan Pan is from an alternate universe where the fanstuff wiki is alive.

ALTERNATE BETA: That explains why they can't be controlled by us. But, why can't we announce our plan?

ALTERNATE ALPHA: Because desperate 1-Up email fans will attempt to fix the storyline themselves by sending an email to 1-Up.

ALTERNATE YUTA: You mean like how 1-Up escaped 30X2 for the first time?

ALTERNATE ALPHA: Exactly.

ALTERNATE BETA: Well then, we better figure out a way to attach the mind control chip to the non-evil 1-Up.

{The camera zooms out really far to the point that you can't see the table or people anymore. Cut to 1-Up and 30X2 Pan pan walking to Stinkoman HQ}

1-UP: Well, look at the positive side. At least Stinkoman HQ is still standing.

30X2 PAN PAN: I don't think we should go in there.

1-UP: Aww, but my lifetime supply of pudding is still in there.

30X2 PAN PAN: We're in an alternate universe. It is possible that your lifetime supply of pudding doesn't exist.

1-UP: I'm still going in to find my pudding!

30X2 PAN PAN: No, 1-Up! Wait!

{1-Up enters the alternate Stinkoman HQ and 30X2 Pan Pan follows him inside. Cut to an alternate version of 1-Up's computer room. 1-Up and 30X2 Pan Pan enter}

1-UP: This doesn't look like my computer.

{1-Up sits on a stool to find that the computer that 1-Up is looking at is actually an "Evil Shadow 286"}

1-UP: This isn't my computer!

30X2 PAN PAN: Let's get out of here now!

1-UP: Hold on. I want to check an email.

{1-Up types in "pudding_mail.exe" on the computer, but the "Flagrant Error" message appears onscreen when 1-Up presses enter, followed by the ittle music that goes with it}

1-UP: What?! Flagrant error?! What did I do?!

30X2 PAN PAN: You wrote in the wrong file.

1-UP: Are you serious?! Darn! Well, what is the right file name?

{An alarm starts to beep and the screen starts flashing red every three seconds to the tune of the alarm beep}

1-UP: Uh oh!

30X2 PAN PAN: See?! I told you not to come in here!

{An evil Stinkoman walks onscreen and the alarm stops beeping}

ALTERNATE STINKOMAN: Whu-ha?! Who are you?! Are you asking for some kind of extreme challenge?!

1-UP: {scared} Don't hurt me, the guy! You said that I could be the guy too, when I'm older!

ALTERNATE STINKOMAN: The guy?! THE GUY?! I am not the guy! The guy is good, but I am evil!

{Alternate Stinkoman charges up a deuce with one hand}

ALTERNATE STINKOMAN: How dare you call me the guy?!

1-UP: Oh no!

{30X2 Pan Pan gets out his Pan Pilot and it makes a flash which suddenly erases the alternate Stinkoman's memory}

30X2 PAN PAN: Stinkoman, your mind has been erased. Just remember, we did not visit you here today.

ALTERNATE STINKOMAN: {confused} Umm, okay.

{30X2 Pan Pan and 1-Up leave Stinkoman HQ. Cut to the entrance of Stinkoman HQ where 30X2 Pan Pna and 1-Up are leaving}

30X2 PAN PAN: Just remember 1-Up, next time I warn you about something, can you please do what I say?

1-UP: Fine. But, I really like pudding! In fact, I want pudding!

30X2 PAN PAN: And you shall get your pudding back soon. But, first we must find our way out of here.

1-UP: How do we find our way home?

30X2 PAN PAN: With the help of a musical montage!

1-UP: What's a montage?

30X2 PAN PAN: Well, you see...

{30X2 Pan Pan's voice starts to fade. Fade to black. Cut to 1-Up and 30X2 Pan Pan running across a bunch of mountains to some music. Cut to 1-Up standing in a blue background, the music is suddenly interrupted by 1-Up speaking}

1-UP: No more music. That gets annoying.

{The camera zooms out to view 1-Up and 30X2 Pan Pan standing on top of a mountain}

30X2 PAN PAN: I'm sorry. I haven't heard a montage since 23X9. Life in 30X2 gets kind of boring.

1-UP: Oh, I'm very sorry. But it's just that- I want pudding!

{The camera zooms out to view how high the mountain is}

1-UP: So, how do we get off this mountain?

{There is a short pause before 30X2 Pan Pan starts to speak}

30X2 PAN PAN: I have no idea.

{Fade to black. Cut to Stinkoman, Marzichan and Ben back at the old Stinkoman HQ which is still destroyed}

STINKOMAN: So, where do we go now? 1-Up took the only ship we have and all our stuff has been destroyed.

MARZICHAN: We could stay at a hotel.

STINKOMAN: What hotel would we stay at and- What the crap?!

{Stinkoman walks up to what is left of the Stinkoman HQ and finds the Chibi, who is quite damaged, under some of the metal}

STINKOMAN: The Chibi! Are you okay?!

THE CHIBI: {muffled chibilichi noises}

STINKOMAN: What I can't understand you?

{One of the Chbi's eyes fall out of the robotic eye socket}

STINKOMAN: We have to repair you!

MARZICHAN: If the laboratory downstairs wasn't destroyed, I would be able to fix the Chibi.

STINKOMAN: Don't worry, the Chibi. We'll fix you soon, somehow.

BEN: We could ask Bubusuke for help.

STINKOMAN: No way! He always asks for a price challenge! The stuff he gives out are too expensive!

BEN: Well, I know that the Chibi is trying to say something about 1-Up.

MARZICHAN: I hope he's okay. He has been gone for a long time.

{Marzichan picks up the Chibi and walks offscreen with Stinkoman and Ben. Fade to black. Cut back to 1-Up and 30X2 Pan Pan walking across the field. It is still red and firey in the background}

30X2 PAN PAN: We have to get out of here before this universe ends!

1-UP: I know! You've said that more then three times!

30X2 PAN PAN: Sorry. I'm just telling the truth.

1-UP: It's okay. I understand, but it kind of gets annoying.

30X2 PAN PAN: We may have a chance. If we can write an email on this time-sceptor and send it to an alternate universe, possibly ours, we can ask someone to save us.

{30X2 Pan Pan gets a tiny wand out of his flubber. There is a short pause}

1-UP: Why diddn't we just use that before?

30X2 PAN PAN: Because this time-sceptor only sends emails through time and space and not actual people.

1-UP: Darn! Well, let's hope this reaches someone!

TIME-SCEPTOR: Record message, now!

{1-Up starts speaking really quickly to the point where you can't hear him talk very well anymore}

1-UP: {quickly} Help! I am in an alternate universe where everything in 20X6 is evil and the Debug Force has succeeded in their plan to- {smiles and runs towards Stinkoman HQ again} Oh, pudding! Yay!

TIME-SCEPTOR: End recorded message.

{The time-sceptor dssapears and 30X2 Pan Pan follows 1-Up back into Stinkoman HQ}

30X2 PAN PAN: Wait up, 1-Up!

{Cut to the inside of the inside of the alternate Stinkoman HQ. 1-Up and 30X2 Pan Pan enter and see alternate Stinkoman sleeping on the couch. An alternate Marzichan, an alternate Ben and an alternate the Chibi walks in from a door labbelled "Kitchen"}

ALTERNATE MARZICHAN: What the?! You look like 1-Up and Pan Pan, but you can't be them! Pan Pan is less fat and 1-Up has a skull on his shirt}

1-UP: You mean like what I turn into when I'm evil?

ALTERNTE BEN: I am detecting that this 1-Up is from an alternate universe where everyone is good.

ALTERNATE MARZICHAN: So, if this 1-Up is good, that means he is against us!

1-UP: Wait a minute! If we have made contact with the Marzichan, Ben and the Chibi of this universe, then that can only mean that the alternate versions of us have collided with the Marzichan, the Chibi and Ben from our universe!

30X2 PAN PAN: Oh, darn it!

{Cut back to Marzichan, Ben and Stinkoman who is holding the Chibi. They appear to be being chased by evil versions of 1-Up and 30X2 Pan Pan}

ALTERNATE 1-UP: Destroy everyone! Leave nothing!

ALTERNATE 30X2 PAN PAN: This universe stinks!

MARZICHAN: If you stop attacking me, 1-Up, I'll give you some pudding!

{Alternate 1-Up's eyes start to glow red as his eyes shoot lasers at Marzichan, which Marzichan dodges}

ALTERNATE 1-UP: Pudding is the worst food I ever tasted! I'm glad I destroyed that pudding factory on my 20th email and made sure pudding would never be made again!

{Cut back to 1-Up and 30X2 Pan Pan in the alternate Stinkoman HQ, on the opposite side of the room where alternate forms of Marzichan, the Chibi and Ben are standing}

ALTERNATE MARZICHAN: Time to destroy you!

1-UP: Not now. I have to go to soccer camp.

{1-Up runs out of Stinkoman HQ. 30X2 Pan Pan gets confused on how 1-Up escaped}

30X2 PAN PAN: I need to go to soccer camp too.

ALTERNATE MARZICHAN: Go ahead. Take your time.

{30X2 Pan Pan bounces offscreen. Cut to 30X2 Pan Pan and 1-Up walking through the alternate field}

30X2 PAN PAN: How were able to escape using a lie?

1-UP: Diddn't you learn anything from cartoon logic? The bad guys are always stupid and will probably take a lie seriously.

30X2 PAN PAN: Intresting. It appears that you seem to know more about stuff then I do. I have underestimated you and will probably be able to trust you with my special remote I've been working on.

1-UP: Huh?!

30X2 PAN PAN: I am the only person who knows about this so-called "fanstuff wiki" and the wiki users, so I've created a remote that controls, creates, changes and deletes different Homestar Runner universes. I hope that when I finish it, everyone will have one and itll be in the stores.

1-UP: So those 40X6 bad guys that use the reality-altering remote was originally your invention. So, I have 40X6 technology!

30X2 PAN PAN: Say what? Bad guys will own theese devices in 40X6? If so, I might not release them to the public.

1-UP: Very well. Can I have the pudding-changing remote now?

30X2 PAN PAN: It's a reality-changing remote! And yes, you can have it!

1-UP: Hooray! I finnaly have the abilaty to do whatever I want!

30X2 PAN PAN: But there are some rules that you have to go by so that you don't get arrested by the time and space police.

1-UP: I don't care about them! I'm using this to go back in time!

{1-Up bashes his head against the remote and dissapears in a bright white flash}

30X2 PAN PAN: 1-Up! You moron! {short pause} Oh, nevermind.

{30X2 Pan Pan bounces offscreen. Fade to black. Cut to a white screen, written in red writing, the words "The End...?" appear onscreen}

TEXT: The End...?

Easter Eggs

Clicking the question mark will make a pop-up advertisement appear for the reality-changing remote control.
If you click on the "e" in the word "end", you will see an extra scene with Strong Bad and Homestar Runner.

Easter Egg Transcript

{Cut to Strong Bad sitting on his computer stool, reading a book to Homestar Runner who is sleeping on the ground}

STRONG BAD: And so, the robot named Homestar flew away and never bothered Strong Bad again.

{Homestar Runner's feet, who is still asleep, are grabbed by Strong Mad and pulled offscreen as Strong Bad throws the book out of his view}

STRONG BAD: Homestar's gone?! Oh, man! It really worked!

{1-Up walks onscreen, behind Strong Bad}

1-UP: I want pudding!

STRONG BAD: Oh no! A real Homestar robot! WAAAGH!

{Strong Bad runs offscreen}

Fun Facts

Trivia

30X2 Pan Pan and the other 30X2 characters were a part of a previous plot. Although Pan Pan, past, present and future, watches 1-Up's proggress from time-to-time.
The beggining of Part 4 is taken from the end of the 25th 1-Up email, where 1-Up was in 30X2, this further explained why Dark Stinkoman wanted to plant to bomb on Planet X in 20X6.
This email introduces one new format of paradox, known as the predestination paradox, in which instead of changing history, you actually make history happen.
The storyline in this email continues from the third part of the 75th Ungurait email, "Doomsday".
Homestar Runner's house and 1-Up's mansion are both places where 1-Up used to check his emails.
Possessed Squid is a character from Ungurait emails, who never made it back to the year 2006 with the rest of the Ungurait email cast.
The second time 1-Up travels into the past, is taken straight from 1-Up email 12.
Dark Stinkoman, in my 1-Up emails, was created before normal Stinkoman, thus making Dark Stinkoman the original.
Ben turning evil is a big part of the plot, seeing as Ben has to be evil in 30X2 to turn good again due to 20X6 1-Up.
Mercury is the closest planet to the sun, according to scientists in 2006. I am not sure if there will be another planet that is even closer to the sun in 20X6 (2036).
The escape pods are probably a reference to most sci-fi films where people use tiny ships to escape some kind of danger.
Marzichan calling 1-Up his brother is due to the fact that 1-Up has some relation with Homestar Runner and Marzipan like Marzichan does.
- It is unknown, at the moment, if 1-Up is a robot or a human. So, please stop telling me that 1-Up's not a robot or 1-Up is a robot.
When 1-Up was in the Cheat Commandos HQ. It was 2005, not 2006. So, don't bother changing it.
The part with Gunhaver is from a past plot, in which, 1-Up was sent back in time to be a Cheat Commando cause he was stuck in past.
The pants are a reference to the Strong Bad email known as long pants.
The floating mall is where 20X6 Bubs originally worked at, but I've decided to keep the Bubs tradition by giving Bubusuke his old conseccion stand which belonged to Bubs before him.
Stlunko's antenna is Stlunko's weakness, according to the Stinkoman 20X6 game on the third level.
1-Up reffering to the computer as a computer-box is a reference to Homestar Runner, as he refers to Strong bad's computer as a computer-box.
This is possibly the most parts, easter eggs or fun facts in a 1-Up email.
- This email was originaly going to be longer then 1-Up email 100, but I couldn't seem to make it that long but still be funny, action-filled, etc.
Zim and Gir are characters from a cancelled cartoon called Invader Zim, which still shows a few episodes from time-to-time on Nickolodean.
- If you have not seen Invader Zim, you can find the first part of the first episode here.
The time-sceptor is a reference to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the episode where all four of the turtles are sent back to the period of time that dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
When the evil alternate 1-Up talked about destroying a pudding factory, that is actually a reference to 1-Up's 20th email titled "Pudding Factory".
Going to soccer camp may be a reference to how Jessica exited Bonus Stage.
This 1-Up email was originally going to have five parts, but had to cancel one due to the fact that the author ran out out of ideas.

Fanstuff Wiki References

The segment with Gunhaver in it was from a previous plot where 1-Up's mind, as a holigram, was sent back in time by Ekersby so that Ekersby's glitches and negative data could eat 1-Up until his robotic data no longer existed.
"Ultimate Stobat" possibly refers to how fanstuff wiki users can update the designs and attacks of an enemy and post it on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki.
Jason was originally a person, but due to the fact that this is my email show, I changed it so that he is actually a Grundy in my fanstuff.
- Although, he may resemble the Jason from Mike Control's fanstuff, the Grundy in my fanstuff is not the same Jason.
The scenes with Tampo and Stlunko in it was a reference to the popular Tampo Emails.
- If you have not seen it yet, then please click the Tampo email link. It is worth a look.
The alternate universe that 1-Up mentioned was Joshua's Tampo emails.

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Part 1: Project Ben

Part 2: Possessed Squid

Part 3: Dark Stinkoman and Orano

Part 4: The End

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