Other Character Email 1-Up/election

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1-UP EMAIL 125!

1-Up meets another 1-Up who has been elected president. 1-Up thinks that the other 1-Up may be his future self. Sticklyman Jr. attempts to kill them both.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Sticklyman Jr., Other 1-Up, Stinkoman, Omega, Alpha, Mitchell

Transcript

{Cut to 1-Up and Sticklyman Jr. both appearing in a space-ship}

STICKLYMAN JR.: What the? Where are we?

1-UP: I don't know. But, it looks freaky.

VOICE: {offscreen} Who's there?!

1-UP: Uh oh! We got to hide!

{1-Up and Sticklyman Jr. both hide in an open closet. They shut the closet door, but only close it half way so they can see what is going on}

STICKLYMAN JR.: {whispers, angrily} As soon as we get out of here, you better tell me where my dad is or you will die.

1-UP: Fine. But first we have to get rid of the person that owns this ship and drive off. But first we have to find out who owns this ship- Wait. There is pudding in this closet.

STICKLYMAN JR.: So?

1-UP: There is only one person I know that hides pudding in the closet! And that is...

{Another 1-Up walks onscreen in front of the closet, but doesn't notice 1-Up and Sticklyman Jr.}

OTHER 1-UP: I want pudding!

1-UP: ...ME!

OTHER 1-UP: Seriously though, who is that?

{1-Up rolls out of the closet to reveal himself}

OTHER 1-UP: Oh, great. Not this again. So are you my alternate, future or past counterpart?

1-UP: I was going to ask the same question.

OTHER 1-UP: It is inetivitable, Mr. Anderson. Umm, internetable... inter-bull?

{Sticklyman Jr. walks out of the closet}

STICKLYMAN JR. Jeez, 1-Up. You are such an idiot. Why do you even- Umm.

{Sticklyman Jr. looks at one 1-Up and then the other}

1-UP: Is something wrong?

STICKLYMAN JR. I can't tell which one is which.

1-UP: That's easy. I'm the 1-Up from your universe and that 1-Up-

OTHER 1-UP: Hold on. Are you trying to get me to beleive you are 1-Up? There is no way in pudding that I would let a nickel float towards the exploding pants!

1-UP: Umm, what did you just say?

OTHER 1-UP: Email checking time!

{The other 1-Up turns to a computer on the ship and starts to sing a song}

OTHER 1-UP: {singing} The email checks on. One, two. One, two. The email checks off. One, two. Three, four.

{An email pops up. The 1-Up and his counterpart both start reading the email at the exact same time}

Dear 1-Up Runner,
Since I am retiring my job as
president of Planet K, I want you
to be a canidate in the elections this
year. Hoping you say yes,
-George L. Bush

OTHER 1-UP: {typing} Well, as soon as I return to Planet K, I will go up for elections. But, who is my opponent. It can't be you, seeing as you are retiring.

1-UP: Hmm, this sounds familar. Where have I heard the Planet K elections before?

STICKLYMAN JR. This sucks. Where is my alternate counterpart?

OTHER 1-UP: Sticklyman Jr. from our universe was killed after stealing the dark blade.

1-UP: What's the dark blade?

OTHER 1-UP: It's a legendary sword which was carved out of the dark pudding made by the Demon back in the black and white days.

1-UP: It sounds yummy.

OTHER 1-UP: I know. I've been after it for years, but I haven't been able to find it.

STICKLYMAN JR.: Hang on a second. My counterpart was killed?

OTHER 1-UP: Yeah. But some people say that he still haunts the cave in which the dark blade rests in.

STICKLYMAN JR.: Intresting. Err, I mean, I have to go... {runs offscreen very fast} ...preow!

1-UP: Well anyway, getting back on to our origial subject, should we return to Planet K and be a canditate.

OTHER 1-UP: Yeah. I've always wanted to be the president of Planet K.

1-UP: Let's go to the elections then.

{Cut to 1-Up and the other 1-Up both at an office in the entrance of a building}

1-UP: I got an email from the previous president that I was going to be a canditate in the upcoming election. I don't know how elections work in this universe.

OTHER 1-UP: Me too. I'm a canditate.

{Stinkoman emerges from the desk and looks at both of them}

STINKOMAN: Hey, guys. How's challenges?

1-UP: Stinkoman?!

OTHER 1-UP: Stinkoman?!

STINKOMAN: Stinkoman?!

{Short pause. Both 1-Up's stare at Stinkoman with weired out faces}

STINKOMAN: What? Was it something I said?

1-UP: Yeah, it was. Anyway can I be signed up?

STINKOMAN: Absoloutely. But first I have to scan your email database.

{Stinkoman starts typing on a keyboard on the desk and a holigraphic image pops up explaining George L. Bush's email}

STINKOMAN: According to this scan, this email was addressed to both of you, although only two people can be in an election at once and we've already selected our first canditate.

OTHER 1-UP: What?! But this is unacceptable! I am the delicous 1-Up from this universe! I'm the one who eats boogers on toast! NOT HIM!

1-UP: I was selected to be president so that is what I am going to be!

STINKOMAN: There is only one way to solve this...

{The camera zooms out and Stinkoman jumps on the desk. The following words that he shouts appear above his head in huge glowing letters}

STINKOMAN: CHALLENGE TO THE DEATH!

{Cut to both 1-Up's standing outside in the city}

1-UP: You are so dead!

OTHER 1-UP: Nuh-uh! You are!

1-UP: Pudding blast!

{1-Up spin-kicks the other 1-Up in the stomach}

OTHER 1-UP: Odd. I diddn't feel any pain.

1-UP: Wow. After that kick, I have a huge stomach-ache.

{The camera zooms out to reveal Omega and Alpha watching the events on a floating TV}

OMEGA: Do you think we need to explain what happened?

ALPHA: Nah. I think the readers know what happened.

OMEGA: Hang on. Shouldn't we cut down on self references.

ALPHA: But isn't the fact that we have to cut down on self refences a self reference itself?

{Short pause}

OMEGA: Shut... up...

{Cut back to the fight between the 1-Ups}

1-UP: So, err, I quit. You can be in the election... Ugh, I just need some pudding to help my stomach-ache.

OTHER 1-UP: HA! You wimp!

{The other 1-Up punches 1-Up in the head with his invisible fists, but the other 1-Up gets hurt instead}

OTHER 1-UP: Ow! What the crap just happened?!

1-UP: I don't know and I don't care.

OTHER 1-UP: Explain to me though. Are you from the future, past or an alternate universe?

1-UP: I think I'm from an alternate past or something, because you are wearing normal shoes while I have the X3 robot boots which are fully advanced and even have their own holigraphic- Oh no! I think I know what's going on!

{Stinkoman walks in}

STINKOMAN: Challenge over! 1-Up wins!

1-UP: Hooray!

OTHER 1-UP: Shut up! He said "1-Up"! Not "alternate 1-Up", moron!

1-UP: I'm not a moron! {cries} Stinkoman, tell 1-Up that I'm not a moron!

{Stinkoman just stares at them}

STINKOMAN: Woah! I'm seeing double! FOUR 1-UPS?!

1-UP: There's only two of us.

OTHER 1-UP: What does this conversation have to do with anything?!

{Cut to Mitchell standing in a black background}

MITCHELL: And everything was back to normal. The end.

{The holigraphic paper comes down saying "Click here to email 1-Up"}

Fun Facts

Trivia

You must read previous emails to understand this.
Stinkoman is often into challenges.
What the other 1-Up said is reference to what the Agent Smith said during the fight scene in the "Matrix Reloaded".

Fanstuff Wiki References

Sticklyman Jr. has also previously appeared in Tampo emails.
- Even though it may not be the same character, it is loosely based off the character that I originally created.

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