Other Character Email 1-Up/lava

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1-UP EMAIL 83!

1-Up gets back to verse Ekersby. He finnaly finds a computer that he can borrow until he can afford a new one. Later, 1-Up goes to the Lava Zone and Nebulon is there. How will it turn out for 1-Up?

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Ekersby, Bob, Cabbages, Sherlock 3000, Stinkoman, Marzichan, Steelman, Nebulon

Transcript

{Cuts to 1-Up asleep in the Negavtive Zone}

EKERSBY: Are we ready to destroy him?

NOOB: y3s s!r...1

EKERSBY: Excellent! Let the destruction of 1-Up begin, Assistant!

NOOB: My name is Bob.

EKERSBY: {annoyed} Yes, and your last name is Assistant!

BOB: Well, my showbiz name is Bob Action.

1-UP: {wakes up} You have an ugly face. It’s really ugly.

BOB: Yes, I know.

EKERSBY: He's awake?!

BOB: It appears so, sir.

EKERSBY: Hey. Why aren't you talking noobish anymore?

BOB: I ate some evoloution chips. Now, I'm as good as any fighter on Planet K.

EKERSBY: Whatever. Attack!

{Bob jumps on to 1-Up. 1-Up throws Bob away and strikes his fighting pose}

1-UP: Ya-Ta!

EKERSBY: Darn it. Bob has been defeated.

1-UP: Prepare to die!

EKERSBY: I think you shall be the one doing the dying!

{Ekersby presses a button on his computer and an army of cabbage-like creatures comes out shooting tiny red balls at 1-Up}

EKERSBY: These tiny mechanical cabbages will at you when they open. They shoot two red balls at a time. It is only vulnerable while it is open.

1-UP: So, All I have to do is use a simple deuce attack on those guys when they are open?

EKERSBY: Yes.

{Short pause}

1-UP: Okay.

{The cabbages open and close in a repeated pattern. 1-Up charges up a single deuce}

1-UP: Deuce!

{1-Up shoots a simple single deuce one of the cabbages. When one explodes, the rest explodes}

EKERSBY: Uh-Oh.

1-UP: {Shoots another Deuce at Ekersby while his fridge door is open}

{Ekersby explodes and becomes a pile of junk again}

1-UP: Well, That was easy...

{Cuts to a close-up of 1-Up's face}

1-UP: I'm going this way! {runs off}

{A shadowy figure walks in}

SHADOWY FIGURE: You failed...

EKERSBY: {slowly repairs self} N-N-No! I can explain!

SHADOWY FIGURE: Do you want to end up like Yuta? The fourth strongest challenger in the world.

EKERSBY: Yuta? You mean the guy who is fourth place in the Five 20X6 Fighting Elite?

SHADOWY FIGURE: Exactly.

EKERSBY: No. I do not want to end up like him.

SHADOWY FIGURE: Then, I suggest that you help me get the dark elf.

{The Shadowy Figure dissapears. Cuts to the graveyard nearby}

1-UP: {sighs} Well, I guess all that is left to do now is find Marzichan and look for a new home with the $30 I have left. {sighs} I wish I was still in the present where $30 was a lot of money. But, It is worth very little in 20X6.

{1-Up walks ofscreen. Cuts to the old mansion that has been repaired}

1-UP: Well, I wouldn't like my mansion back. I have a better idea.

{1-Up takes his bag off of his back and takes Sherlock 3000 out}

1-UP: There you go, little buddy. I think you should do your dream. Start a TV Show that continues Sweet Cuppin' Cakes in the future. You could call it Mega-Mansion Pudding.

SHERLOCK 3000: Beep. Boop. Bramp. {floats into the mansion}

1-UP: Well, Now that Sherlock 3000 has a home. I better get in there and tell Sherlock something.

{1-Up walks into the mansion. Cuts to the inside of the mansion. 1-Up walks in}

1-UP: Sherlock 3000, I want you to take care of yourself. You can add a few characters to your show. Maybe a Super Worm or something. I also want you to protect the Time Paradox Orb. {gives orb to Sherlock 3000} Okay?

SHERLOCK 3000: {takes orb} Bramp! Boop!

{Sherlock 3000 floats away. 1-Up walks out of the mansion. Cuts to Stinkoman HQ. 1-Up walks in}

STINKOMAN: Waaaah! It's 1-Up! Don't put me in that stupid noob dimension again!

MARZICHAN: 1-Up? Is that really you? I was so worried. I thought you died.

1-UP: It was a rough ride, sister. I'll tell you all about it tommorow. Here's your wand. {gives wand to Marzichan}

{Marzichan grabs the wand and thinks for a while}

MARTZICHAN: {short pause} Umm... Thanks. But, I think that you would be more responsible.

1-UP: Really?

MARZICHAN: Yeah. Now that you know the true power of the wand, I can't hide it from you anymore. {Marzichan gives 1-Up the Dark Elf Wand}

1-UP: {short pause} Th-Thank you... {takes wand}

MARZICHAN: No, 1-Up... I thank you...

{They both smile. Short pause}

STINKOMAN: Are you asking for a challenge?!

1-UP: {sighs} Stinkoman. You always ruin the moment. Anyway, Is it okay if me and Marzichan can live in Stinkoman HQ?

STINKOMAN: Sure. Okay. It would be cool to have a lady at my house. As for you, You can be my challenge partner. Steelman!

{Steelman walks in}

STINKOMAN: Your fired!

{Steelman leaves}

1-UP: {short pause} Anyway, I better go check my email.

{1-Up goes over to Stinkoman's Computer}

1-UP: Ooooh. The Windomac 30X6. {singing} Checking the emails! Checking some emails! Checking them now! What's here today?

To 1-Up,
Do you know that lava is fun to swim in?
Give it a try! It gives a new outlook on life!
Die,
Nebulon

1-UP: {typing} Lava? It's fun to swim in? Cool. I'll make a swimming pool of lava. Where could I possibly get lava?

{Cuts to Bowser's Castle (From the Mario Games). 1-Up walks onscreen}

1-UP: This place has been abandoned for years. Ever since what happened in 2009. Anyway, I better get a truck to put all this lava in.

{A truck comes in and picks up the lava. The truck melts}

1-UP: Woah! That does not look fun to swim in! WAAAAAAH! {runs off}

{Cuts to the entrance to the Lava Zone. 1-Up walks onscreen}

1-UP: Woah. Check it out. There is more lava here then Bowser's abandoned castle.

{Nebulon walks in}

NEBULON: Mwuhahahahahaha! Bwahahaahahaha!

{Nebulon grows sharp teeth and gets a bit bigger}

NEW NEBULON: I am now Neb-1!

1-UP: What?!

NEB-1: Everyone thinks that I am the son of Nebulon. Well, Here is the true story. One day, Nebulon was about to die of old age. But, An evil spirit known as PEB-1 came along. Nebulon's was taken over by PEB-1 and they combined into NEB-1. PEB-1 said he would keep Nebulon alive if Nebulon promised to be evil and work for the master.

1-UP: So, That means...

NEB-1: That is right. I am PEB-1!

1-UP: {gasps} I want pudding!

{NEB-1 shoots millions of fire-balls at 1-Up. 1-Up spin-kicks NEB-1's eyes. But, Nothing happens}

NEB-1: Nice try. But, I won't make the same mistake again. I have glasss eyeballs. I had to use something to replace my eyes when you defeated me.

1-UP: Uh Oh. Hmm... Think, 1-Up. Think. What will be able to hurt NEB-1?

{1-Up thinks for a while}

1-UP: I got it!

{1-Up jumps and spin-kicks NEB-1's feet. He falls down. 1-Up charges up a double deuce}

1-UP: Double Deuce!

{1-Up shoots it at NEB-1's teeth. NEB-1 is knocked out by the blast}

1-UP: Ya-Ta!

{1-Up walks offscreen. The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• This is to stop the complaint of what Nebulon's name is in 20X6. Is it Nebulon or NEB-1? It's Nebulon. But, PEB-1 is the unit created to take over Nebulon before he died.
• NEB-1 is the beggining of another new plot in 1-Up emails.
• Yuta is also the beggining of another new plot in 1-Up emails.
• "Ya-Ta!" means "Hooray!" or "I did it!"
• The Deuce is just reguler deuce. So, Don't get excited over some new attack in 1-Up emails.
• This is the first appereance of a cameo or a cameo place (Bowser's Castle) in 1-Up emails.