Other Character Email The Unguraits/Doomsday

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Cast (In order of appearance):

The Unguraits, 1-Up, Kyle, Marzichan, Ben, Contestro Sevornkey, Stinkoman, Delta, Beta, Alpha, Yuta, Doomsday, Master X, Possessed Squid, Master Hand, Bowser, Staryu, Bob-Omb, Giga Bowser, Mr. Saturn, Ungurait Pharoah, The Dark Elf, An Ice Machine, Strong Bad, Mr. Cradgage, Tanko, Past Unguraits, Jan, Techno, Bogmire, Spikren, Fural, Gravoltra, Death Seed Virus, Mr. Cradgage (Easter Egg)

Part 1: Journey to the Center of the Universe

Summary: The Unguraits, 1-Up and the gang go to the Center of the Universe, but go in to a wormhole that leads to the Final Destination and the Unguratis fight Bowser. Meanwhile, Doomsday survived the fall from the Final Destination in Irritating and returned. This time, he's killed the Debug force. He plans executes his master plan to destroy the universe! Can they stop him in time? Stay tuned to find out!

Transcript

{Fade in to the ship.}

UNGURAIT #1: Well, we got the map to the Center of the Universe. Now we can go, right?

1-UP: Well, actually yes. Let's go! {Cut to the Driving Station. 1-Up and the Unguraits are looking at the map.} Do you have any idea where we are?

UNGURAIT #1: Not really. Wait, here comes a sign. {A sign goes by that says "You're not that close to the Center of the Universe." 1-Up looks at them angrily.} Maybe they were kidding. {Another sign that says "We're not kidding." goes by.} Uhh...

{Exceedingly long opening credits}

{Cut to the Center of the Universe where a large metal door is floating. Inside is the Debug Force's lair.}

DELTA: Well, everything is going according to plan. Soon enough, 1-Up and his friends shall die, leaving us to take over the universe!

BETA: What if Count X and the Squid attack us?

DELTA: We have the impenetrable force field on 23 hours and 59 seconds! They would have to get in at the only minute of the day that the field's off to get in.

YUTA: Which is when?

DELTA: Now, but unless someone gets in in the next- {checks watch} -23 seconds, noone can get in. {a crash is heard. Pan over to see the four-armed, muscular Doomsday (See Irritating) approaching them.}' On second thought... {Doomsday grabs Delta, Beta, Alpha, and Yuta and squeezes them until their bones fly out. He goes to the leader's chair and sits down.}

DOOMSDAY: Now that I have taken over, I shall build my Doomsday device I left in the past and can't get back. Now to find some--

MASTER X: {approaching} Are you sure?

POSSESSED SQUID: I'm positive I heard-- {gasps} Master Doomsday! You look... different. Listen, about ripping your legs off...

DOOMSDAY: --Lackies... Heh heh. Listen, I'll kill you for that later. Right now I need you to find the Unguraits and their friends and put them in deep space where there is little or no air.

POSSESSED SQUID: We tried that.

DOOMSDAY: Really? Then just have a long climactic battle with them once they get here.

MASTER X: Err... okay. {Cut to the Ship in the Kitchen. Marzichan is about to eat a burger she made. Stinkoman walks in.}

STINKOMAN: So what's up? Making me a burger? {Marzichan opens her mouth to speak, but Stinkoman cuts her off.} Thanks! {Takes burger and leaves}

MARZICHAN: Hey, that was mine!

STINKOMAN: {offscreen} Yeah, was! {laughs} {Marzichan has an extremely angry look on her face and walks up to Stinkoman. Puches are heard. Marzichan walks back in with the burger and begins eating it. Cut to the driving room.}

UNGURAIT #4: Are we there yet?

1-UP: No.

UNGURAIT #4: Are we there yet?

1-UP: No.

UNGURAIT #4: Are we there yet?

1-UP: {angrily} No.

UNGURAIT #4: Are we there yet?

1-UP: {yelling loudly} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Until we get there, shut up! {sighs happily} Finally.

UNGURAIT #3: Are we there yet? {1-Up attacks him}

UNGURAIT #1: Hey, we're there! {1-Up get up and looks to see a sign labeled "Center of the Universe".}

UNGURAITS #2, 3, & 4: So we're there?

1-UP: {sighs} Yes. We're there. Now, I wonder where that lair is... {He spots a wormhole floating in space.} That's probably it. {They all go inside. They are transferred to the Final Destination.}

UNGURAIT #1: Oh great we're here again.

MASTER HAND: Yes you are!

UNGURAIT #1: We already beat you once! Can't you live with that?

MASTER HAND: No! Never! The only change is, you won't be fighting me. You'll be fighting Bowser! {Bowser appears on the other side. THe others are put in the stands.} Ready? Go!

{Tense battle music begins. Bowser runs toward them and slashes them. They land on the ground. A motion-sensor bomb appears. They grab it and throw it at Bowser. It lands. Bowser walks toward them, but steps on the bomb. He grabs the edge and gets back up. A ray gun appears and Bowser quickly grabs it. He shoots the Unguraits with it repeatedly. When it runs out of energy, he throws it at them. A barrel appears. Bowser jumps over them and attemps to do a ground pound on them, but they do a sidestep dodge. They grab the barrel and throw it at them. A Pokéball, beam sword, and Bob-Omb fall out. The Unguraits immediately grabs the Pokéball and throws it. Staryu comes out and shoots Bowser with swift. The Bob-Omb begins walking. It walks past Bowser. Staryu ends the attack. The Unguraits kick Bowser and he lands on the Bob-Omb. He is sent flying, but lands. They grab the Beam Sword and power up a slash. But Bowser hits them hard enough to make them drop it. He grabs it and slashes them. A Warp star appears. The Unguraits grab it and use it. It hits Bowser and sends him flying. He flies away and disappears. The music ends.}

UNGURAIT #1: Why don't you just give up?

MASTER HAND: Never! {Bowser returns to the stage, but this time grows. Pan over to the Unguraits. We see a Bowser shadow growing into a larger, more fearsome beast. It roars fiercely. Master Hand laughs evilly. Cut to the entrance of the Debug Force's Doomsday's lair. Possessed Squid and Master X are playing Go Fish.}

MASTER X: Got any 3's?

POSSESSED SQUID: Go fish.

{Fade to black}

Part 2: Giga Bowser

Summary: The Master Hand summons the powerful Giga Bowser to kill the Unguraits. They fight him for a long time and after the battle, head for another wormhole, this time leading to a desert. They go insane from hunger and try to eat each other, but find the wormhole out before they started eating each other. Meanwhile, Doomsday plans to summon the Dark Elf so he can serve him again.

Transcript

{Fade into Final Destination. The horrid shadow of the beast is over The Unguraits are scared and shaking. Pan to the monster to see it's Giga Bowser. He roars ferociously.}

MASTER HAND: {laughs maniacally} Go.

{Overly intense battle music begins. Giga ground-pounds them, slashes at them, fires them, and body slams, all with perfect aim. A Party Ball and a flipper appear. The Unguraits wearily grab the flipper and throws it towards Giga. He gets hit and is trapped. He gets severely damaged. The Unguraits grab the Party Ball and throw it at Giga, who is still trapped in the flipper. It opens to reveal 6 Bob-Ombs and well as a sign hanging down that says "Ha! You thought it was going to be food didn't you?". The flipper disappears. Giga goes toward the Unguraits. The Bombs walk toward Giga. He uses a shild and they just walk past him. The Unguraits jump over him to dodge. The Bob-Ombs are pushed off the field by each other, only one left walking. It turns around. The Unguraits quad-kick, octo-punch, and meteor smash him with great shots. A Heart Container appears. The Unguraits punch Giga out of the way and dive for it. They grab it, and regain life. The Bob-Omb hits Giga. He is sent flying, but not high enogugh. He lands. The Unguraits hit him repeatedly. A Mr. Saturn appears. It begins walking. The Unguraits grab Giga and toss him into the air. He attempts to ground-pound them, but they do a rolling dodge. The Mr. Saturn disappears. Giga grabs them and throws them to the ground. A Green Shell appears. The Unguraits try to hit Giga, but he dodges and they hit the shell instead. It bolts toward Giga and hits him. He is sent flying and disappears.}

MASTER HAND: No! I see now I must use more forces if I want to do away with you. Until that day, farewell. {The Unguraits, 1-Up, Kyle, Contestro, Marzichan, Stinkoman, and Ben are all returned to the ship.}

1-UP: Well, that wasn't the right portal. Let's try... that one! {The ship goes into a different portal and appear in a desert.} I don't think that was the right one either.

MARZICHAN: What was your first clue?

1-UP: When I saw this desert.

BEN: So, how do we get out?

1-UP: I think we wait for the wormhole to open back up. Hopefully, we get outta here before we go canniballistic.

CONTESTRO: When will that be?

1-UP: Well, based on how others work, about 2 hours.

KYLE: Well, me and Ben have no problem then. We don't need to eat.

CONTESTRO: Don't you need alcohol to fuel your circuits? {Kyle and Ben look at each other, annoyed at Contestro's remark}

KYLE: Riiiiiiiiiight. Anyway, what do we do until it opens?

UNGURAIT #1: Wait.

{Cut to Doomsday's lair. Doomsday is on the Master Screen, planning. It has blueprints of his machine labeled "Parallel Universe Creator".}

DOOMSDAY: Finally, I can summon the Dark Elf so I can serve him once more.

{An alarm blares. Doomsday gets up. He sees the Ungurait Pharoah at the hall where Doomsday sent Possessed Squid and Master X.}

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Hmm? Where'd the Debug Force go?

DOOMSDAY: I killed them. How did you get past the Squid and X?

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Simple. I just created a portal that sent them to a desert.

DOOMSDAY: You can create portals? {zoom in} Interesting...

{Cut back to the desert. The guys are lying on the ground, hungry with the exception of Kyle and Ben. Marzichan looks at Stinkoman and sees a chicken with blue hair. The Unguraits see Contestro as a bag of Delicious "Bag" with sunglasses and a red cap. Stinkoman sees the Unguraits as prawns with bandages on. Contestro 1-Up as a glass bottle with a cap. After about 6 seconds, they start to attack each other. Just then, the portal opens. They quickly jump in. After they do so, Possessed Squid and Master X come out.}'

POSSESSED SQUID: Great. What now?

MASTER X: I suppose one of us gets eaten. Then, after one of us is gone, the other dies of starvation.

POSSESSED SQUID: That's a no-win situation.

MASTER X: No kidding.

'{Cut to the ship.}

1-UP: This time, I won't look for a portal. {sees the metal door} Let's go in that metal door. {They park next to the door and get out to enter it.}

{Fade to black}

Part 3: In Memory of Ben...

Summary: The guys enter the lair and get to Doomsday's lair. Doomsday and the Ungurait Pharoah hide behind the desk. But when Ben looks behind it, Doomsday kills him. The Pharoah escapes in a portal, but to where? Doomsday escapes with the now finished machine, planning to Summon the Dark Elf. They chase down Doomsday to avenge Ben. Can they? I dunno.

Transcript

{Fade into Doomsday's Lair. The Unguraits, 1-Up, and all those other guys come through the door.}

UNGURAIT #1: Are you sure this is it?

DOOMSDAY: What? Who's that? {looks to see who it is} Oh crap! They're here! We gotta hide! {They jump behind the desk. The gang comes in.}

UNGURAIT #1: This looks like their lair ..but where is everybody?

1-UP: Maybe they're hiding behind the desk!

BEN: Let me look! {Ben goes over to the desk. Doomsday grabs him with one of his smaller claws. He and the Ungurait Pharoah get out from behind the desk. Doomsday is holding Ben.}

DOOMSDAY: Don't get any closer, or I'll kill this peice of scrap metal!

1-UP: No! Don't!

CONTESTRO: Don't worry. He's bluffing. They always bluff with stuff like this. {He goes toward them. Doomsday crushes Ben.}

1-UP: AHH! BEN!!! {to Contestro} They always bluff, huh?

CONTESTRO: Who knew he'd actually do it?

DOOMSDAY: Well, you're too late! I've already finished the machine and you can't stop me from summoning my master, the Dark Elf! {laughs maniacally and leaves}

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Hey! Get back here! {the guys surround the Pharoah} Uhh... See ya! {He opens a portal and leaves.}

STINKOMAN: I wonder where that portal goes, anyway...

1-UP: Ben! My best friend! {Stinkoman glares at 1-Up.} Other than you, the Guy. We've got to kill Doomsday in honor of Ben!

CONTESTRO: What honor?

1-UP: Your honor! {kicks Contestro}

CONTESTRO: Ow! What'd you do that for?

1-UP: It's YOUR fault Ben got killed in the first place!

CONTESTRO: Yeah, but was that really necessary?

1-UP: Yes! {Cut to the ship. 1-Up is driving at hyper speed. The others are propelled to the wall.}

UNGURAIT #3: How long will this last?

UNGURAIT #2: Until 1-Up finds Doomsday, I suppose.

1-UP: Found him! {He abruptly stops. The others fly out the window. Cut to the main lobby. Everyone is holding a weapon. The Unguraits are holding Grenade bags, Kyle has a laser attached to his back, Contestro has a can of air freshener, Stinkoman has his fists, Marzichan has a machine gun, and 1-Up has a flamethrower.} Okay, we are about to go on to the most intense battle of our lives! Are there any questions?

CONTESTRO: Yeah, why do you guys have weapons and I have a can of FREAKING AIR FRESHENER???

1-UP: Because I don't like you. Now lets go! {They blast holes in the ship and enter.}

DOOMSDAY: Huh? How did you find me?

1-UP: Tracking technology is useful isn't it?

DOOMSDAY: Yeah, and also, why did you blast holes in my ship when you were parked right next to the door?

UNGURAIT #1: It's much more fun?

DOOMSDAY: Well, bills aren't! Do you guys realize how much that's gonna cost? I really don't think the insurance company's gonna cover arch-rivals!

1-UP: Well, if you switched to Geico, that wouldn't happen!

DOOMSDAY: That's cars!

1-UP: Oh... umm.. What were we gonna do?

KYLE: We were gonna destroy his ship?

1-UP: Oh, good idea! And fun! {They blast shots every which way. Doomsday tries to stop them, but gets his in the process. Contestro just freshens the air. After aboiut 7 seconds of this, Doomsday yells.}

DOOMSDAY: You were supposed to try to stop me from summoning the Dark Elf!

1-UP: What? Oh, right! {A siren goes off.}

CONTESTRO: What's happening?

DOOMSDAY: The ship is too badly damaged! We're going down!

MARZICHAN: So, what you're saying is...

DOOMSDAY: Yeah, we're boned.

1-UP: We aren't. We're going to the ship. {They go through the hole is and go in the ship and flay away. Doomsday attempts to get out, but the holes are too small for him to fit in. He falls with the ship. Cut open to Doomsday's lair, where the Unguraits, 1-Up, Kyle, Marzichan, and Contestro Sevornkey are all standing next to a time machine}

UNGURAIT #1: Well, Doomsday's dead and everything's saved, so I guess we can go, right?

1-UP: Yep.

{1-Up activates a time machine and let's the Unguraits, Contestro, and Kyle go in. Cut to Doomsday's ship. He activates the portal maker and makes a portal. The Dark Elf comes out}

DARK ELF: Huh? Where am I?

DOOMSDAY: Master Dark Elf! Save me! Please! Please!

{The Dark Elf stops the ship and rises it up}

DOOMSDAY: Oh, thank yo-

{The Dark Elf slaps him}

DARK ELF: You fool! I was just about to kill 1-Up and his friends until you made me come here! As punishment, I banish you to the the year 2006! {Doomsday disappears} Hmm, if I will destroy 1-Up and rule the universe, I need a little help.

{The Dark Elf makes a portal appear. Possessed Squid and Master X walk out of the portal, which closes behind them}

POSSESSED SQUID: Where are we now?

DARK ELF: I need your help.

MASTER X: Oh, it's just you! What do you want?! I'm busy!

POSSESSED SQUID: Uhh... {kneels on one knee}

MASTER X: Get up, you idiot.

{Master X pulls out a device from his cloak and presses a button on it, causing a cage to appear and lock the Dark Elf inside it}

MASTER X: You won't cause anymore trouble.

POSSESSED SQUID: X, I had a question.

MASTER X: What is it? Can't you see that I'm looking for a new lair to go to?

POSSESSED SQUID: I was wondering if I could join this "Debug Force" of yours.

MASTER X: Sure. Whatever. I have to find wherever my original crew turned up.

{Cut to the present-day field.}

DOOMSDAY: {laughs evilly} Excellent! Now I can kill those Ungurats once and for all!

{Fade to black}

Part 4: Squid's Last Stand

Let's see what you got!

Summary: The Ungurait, Kyle, and Contestro return to present-day, but as does Doomsday and the Pharoah. They team up once again to kill the Unguraits. However, Possessed Squid is in the past before the creation of the email show. He ends up screwing up the future, and if the Unguraits don't stop him, he'll rip apart time entirely. If you would like to see what happens in 1-Up's plotline, look at this.

Transcript

{Fade into the field.}

DOOMSDAY: Now how to kill them?

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Why don't you create a doomsday device prrogrammed to blow up?

DOOMSDAY: When'd you get here?

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: I used a portal.

DOOMSDAY: Okay. That's a good plan. Let's do-- {disappears}

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: What just happened?

{Cut to the Unguraits' house. There are no weapons.}

UNGURAIT #1: It's so nice to be here again.

CONTESTRO: And that means you won't be in my house anymore! Woohoo! I'm gonna-- gon-n-na goooooo... {disappears}

UNGURAIT #1: That is really not good. {An Ice Machine appears with large spikes where his eyes should be.}

AN ICE MACHINE: ?gnineppah s'tahW

KYLE: ...Yeah. That's great.

UNGURAIT #1: Something's happening! But what? {Strong Bad appears.}

STRONG BAD: Holy crap! {Mr. Cradgage and distorted pixels the shape of a Jaro combined with a tank appear from nowhere.}

MR. CRADGAGE: I think someone's messing with the past.

TANKO: デオキシス!

UNGURAIT #1: To the time machine! {Cut to the time machine. They set to the day they started the show. Before they press go, Unguraits 2, 3 and 4 disappear. Cut to the Bandit 300. The past Unguraitrs are about to check email when the future Ungurait #1 and Kyle appear.}

PAST UNGURAIT #1: Who are you?

UNGURAIT #1: I'm you.

PAST UNGURAIT #1: ...

UNGURAIT #1: From the future.

PAST UNGURAIT #1: But why are you here? Where's the others? Who's that Jaro?

UNGURAIT #1: In order, I'm here because someone, or something is messing with the past, they disappeared because someone messing with the past, and Kyle.

UNGURAIT #2: Well, we haven't seen anything wierd around here. {Pan over to the right. Possessed Squid looks into the door and sees the Unguraits and hides.}

POSSESSED SQUID: What?? How'd they get here? Well, no matter! I'll kill them now! {reveals himself to them} AHA! I've come to destroy you!

PAST UNGURAITS: AHHH!!!

UNGURAIT #1: Come on! Let's get him!

PAST UNGURAIT #1: We don't know how to fight!

UNGURAIT #1: Oh right, this was before our training! {to Kyle} Well Kyle, I guess it's up to us.

KYLE: Okay!

POSSESSED SQUID: How cute. 4 cowardly bandits, one brave bandit and a bouncing cup are gonna try to beat me. Let's see what you got!

{Squid slams his tentacle on Ungurait #1. He gets up, grabs it. He rips it off. The squid writhes in pain. He spits out the cork and blasts him with demonic goo. Kyle jumps on the Squid. He stops blasting and Ungurait #1 falls to the floor. Squid grabs Kyle and throws him against the wall. He continues blasting Ungurait #1. The Past Unguraits grab their pocket knife and stab the squid. He feels pain. They drive the knife deeper and deeper until it is completely inside him. His eyes shrink and he collapses. Ungurait #1 falls.}

PAST UNGURAIT #1: Are you alright?

UNGURAIT #1: Ohhh... I'm in tremendous pain.

PAST UNGURAIT #1: Well, we don't have anything to help you, so I guess you'll have to naturally heal. {Ungurait 2, 3, and 4 appear}

UNGURAIT #1: Hey guys.

UNGURAIT #2: What happened?

UNGURAIT #1: Me and Kyle saved the present.

UNGURAIT #3: And we missed it? Aww man!

UNGURAIT #1: And one more thing. When we get back, take me to a hospital. {loses conciousness. Cut to the Ungurait Pharoah's lair. Doomsday appears}

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: AHH! How'd you get back?

DOOMSDAY: I... don't know.

{fade to black}

Part 5: Ungurait Pharoah's Portal to Nowhere

Summary: The Ungurait Pharoah, refusing to take part in Doomsday's plan, goes to the Unguraits and kidnap them into a realm containing absolutely nothing. No exit, no entry, no nothing! The Pharoah plans to kill them all there, while they have no allies, and no weapons.

Transcript

{Fade into the Unguraits' Computer Room.}

UNGURAIT #1: Finally, after all that, it's time to check email! 

Dear rule-breakers,
It has come to our attention that you haven't been
following the rules for a long time, and you haven't
heeded our warnings. If you don't shape up in 4 days, our
specialist, Rya Kirsch, will come in with his Death Seed
Plague and force you to stop, forever, because you die 
without an afterlife. Or you can quit altogether. 
The choice is yours. Shape up, die, or quit.
-The clock is ticking,
Enforcers of ettiquite laws.

UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Okay, guys. Listen here! {they disappear}

{Cut to Nowhere, a blank white space. The Unguraits appear}

UNGURAIT #2: Where are we?

UNGURAIT #1: Nowhere... We're not anywhere!

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: That's right... heh heh heh...

UNGURAITS: Ungurait Pharoah!

UNGURAIT #1: Were you the one who sent us here?

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Yes. I've decided that I can't defeat you in the real world because of your allies, but in this world, where you have no allies, no weapons, and nowhere to hide, I will easily defeat you! Time to die, Whelps!

{Battle music begins. The Ungurait Pharaoh begin mauling them. After 16 seconds of this, the Ungurait turn on him and beat him up. He is dead.}

UNGURAIT #1: How do we get outta here?

UNGURAIT #2: When someone opens a portal, I guess.

{Cut to Contestro's lair}

CONTESTRO: So, what do we do?

TECHNO: We turn on this machine, and it'll locate the Unguraits.

KYLE: You sure it'll work?

JAN: {hits Kyle} NEVER QUESTION HIM!!

TECHNO: Now let's turn it on. {turns it on. Several universes appear briefly on the screen. Among them, the Imitation Universe, the GEmail Universe, and the Universe of Professional Cow-Punchers. After a while, it goes on the Universe of Nothing and blinks.}

CONTESTRO: We found them! So... how do we get them out?

'TECHNO: Oh, uh... ('_') I don't know.

KYLE: Why don't we build a portal maker on it?

TECHNO: Good idea! {rapidly builds a portal maker on it. He turms it on. Cut to the Universe of Nothing. A portal appears.}

UNGURAIT #1: Woah! A portal! Let's go! {They all go in. Cut back to Contestro's lair. They come out of the portal.}

JAN: You did it, Techno! Hooray!

TECHNO: Well, that doesn't matter. Right now, we need to get Doomsday and defeat him!

UNGURAIT #1: He's probably at his Sky Sanctuary. Either that or the Ungurait Pharoah's lair. He's probably at that Sky Place. Let's go! {Cut to Doomsday's Sky Sanctuary} I don't get it. He should be here!

CONTESTRO: Well, apparently, he's at that Pharoah place.

TECHNO: Where is that?

CONTESTRO: At the intersection of Napolea and Dynamo.

TECHNO: He should be there. Let's go.

{Cut to the ungurait Pharoah's lair.}

UNGURAIT #1: HUH?? Where could he be if he's not here?

{Cut to Bogmire's lair.}

DOOMSDAY: They'll never expect me to be in this place! Thanks for letting me stay here, Bogmire.

BOGMIRE: Yeah well, you still have to pay me 10 bucks an hour. {Doomsday points a laser at him} ..Or just don't pay me at all. I don't need cash.

{Fade to black}

Part 6: End of the World

Summary: Doomsday finally finishes his new Doomsday device as the Unguraits return from the Realm of Nothing. This device will make any creature come from it. The Unguraits manage to find him. They stop him and he's finally dead forever. Also, an ending that cuts off the one character you wouldn't expect. And in a WAY you'll never expect! Okay, I'll tell you now... DeathSeedViruskillsTechno.

Transcript

{Fade in to the Ungurait Pharoah's lair}

UNGURAIT #1: If he's not here, where could he be?

TECHNO: Hmm... {A device sprouts from the back of his head similar to a tracker. He looks at it. A silhouette shaped like Doomsday appears.} I know where he is! {flies away with his jet boots. The others run out.}

{Cut to the Mansion. Zoom in to Bogmire's Cemetary.}

UNGURAIT #1: So, what now? {Techno hands him a shovel} Err... okay. {they all dig down from the glowing, blue tombstone. They reach a hollow point and fall through.}

DOOMSDAY: What? How did you get here?

CONTESTRO: Who's this guy?

BOGMIRE: I'm Bogmire, remember? From school?

CONTESTRO: Oh yeah! ...No.

DOOMSDAY: Well, you're too late! I've finished my machine! With it, I can make any and all creatures appear from thin air! {mashes start button. 3 monsters come from it before it breaks. They are Spikren, a vicious robot with strechy robotic limbs and a spiked ball for a head, Fural, a giant, flaming cobra, and Gravoltra, a lion made entirely from rock.} What? How could it break? No matter. Get them, my beasts!

{Spikren, Fural, and Gravoltra attack them. They fight, while The Unguraits head for Doomsday.}

UNGURAIT #1: Time to end this!

DOOMSDAY: Ha ha! Right, like you can defeat me when I'm in my all-powerful state!

UNGURAIT #1: We already have.

DOOMSDAY: Not this state. {Jumps into the machine. It starts up. Doomsday comes out looking like he already was, but with a bloodshot visor, machine gun cannons replacing his claws, a flamethrower tail, and spider-like legs replacing his old ones. His voice is more demonic.} Now you'll never beat me!

{Climactic battle music begins. Doomsday shoots all four machine guns at the Unguraits. They split up. Doomsday blasts all four guns at the evading Unguraits. He gets #4 and kills him. He runs out of Ammo.}

DOOMSDAY: What? Oh well. I still killed the fourth one.

UNGURAIT #1: Grr... Noooooooo!! DIE!!

{Attacks Doomsday and punches him, breaking his lower arms off. Doomsday slams him to the ground. #2 breaks off 4 of his eight legs, all of them on the right. Doomsday shifts 2 of his left legs to his right. #3 kicks his visor, breaking the left eye side.}

DOOMSDAY: THAT DOES IT!!! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU WISH YOU WEREN'T EVER BORN!!!

{Doomsday smashes his upper arms on the ground, trying to hit the Unguraits. They all dodge and break his right arm off and hit Doomsday with it repeatedly. He shoots flames at them. They narrowly escape. Doomsday reattaches his arm. He reloads his guns and blasts them with it. He misses, of course. They all run around him, seperated. Doomsday gets confused and blasts the flamethrower. They stop. and grab his tail. They break it off. Doomsday shoots at them until he runs out of ammo again.}

UNGURAIT #1: Look! {Pan over to the monsters, all defeated dead.}

DOOMSDAY: What? Impossible!!! Bogmire!

BOGMIRE: I'm just letting you stay here. {runs away}

DOOMSDAY: I'll still kill each and every one of--

{Techno punches him in the face. Jan kicks the remaining four legs off. Contestro rips off his left arm, Ungurait #3 getting the right. Kyle breaks the right side of the visor. Ungurait #2 rip off the torso part of his body and Ungurait #1 blasts it against the wall, destroying it. Techno sets a bomb on the ground, set to go off in 15 seconds.}

TECHNO: Let's get out of here! Quickly! I've set a time bomb off! {They all leave. Cut to the outside of the mansion. They all come out of the front door. A large explosion can be seen at the back of the house. It destroys most of the house walls and the mansion collapses. Cut to The Unguraits' house.}

UNGURAIT #1: Poor #4...

CONTESTRO: I'm gonna miss him. Well, we avenged him, and that's all that matters.

KYLE: Wait, where's Techno?

JAN: He said he tracked strange technology at this abandoned warehouse and went to check it out.

UNGURAIT #1: Well, this calls for celebration! Soda, Bread, and Sugar for everyone!

ALL: Hooray!

{End Credits}

{After credits...}

{Cut to the abandoned warehouse. Techno goes in. He sees a machine labeled Universe Transporter. Techno's eyes open wider. He tries to leave, but the door is locked. He tries to open it, but bars come doen and slice off his hand. Bloods drips from his arm.}

VOICE: So I see that you've stumbled upon something you shouldn't have.

TECHNO: Who are you? {a shadow zooms past him and hit him many times and knocks him down.}

VOICE: My name is none of your concern. What is really of concern is how I should do away with you.

TECHNO: {scared} What?

VOICE: I'm afraid I can't let you leave now. {Continues attacking him. His shadow looms over him.}

TECHNO: W-Who are you?

VOICE: My name is...

DEATH SEED VIRUS: the Death Seed Virus... {grabs Techno's head by the top and rip it off. Blood and oil drip from it.} Not that you'll ever know. {laughs maliciously}

{fade to black}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on any one of the credits to see a 4Wimps version of Techno's scene.
4WIMPED!

{Cut to the abandoned warehouse.}

TECHNO: Hello? {Death Seed Virus appears}

DEATH SEED VIRUS: Hello!

TECHNO: Waaah! You scared me!

DEATH SEED VIRUS: I'm sorry. {holds up candy} Want some candy?

TECHNO: Sure!

4TERMINATORED!

{They are all blasting machine guns at each other.}

4WIMPED!

{They are eating candy.}

4TERMINATORED!

{Blasting guns.}

4WIMPED!

{eating candy.}

?????

DEATH SEED VIRUS: BLAAAH! {licks floor}

TECHNO: YEEEEEEE!!! {slaps himself over and over}

IT'S OVER!

{Zoom out. See Mr. Cradgage watching.}

MR. CRADGAGE: Wow. This sucks. Let's go back to the original version.

{The original version (see above) plays)

Fun Facts

Part 1

  • This is the first email with opening credits.
  • Master Hand, Final Destination, Giga Bowser, and the items are from Super Smash Bros. Melee.
    • Items:
      • Barrel, Motion-Sensor Bomb, Ray Gun, and Beam Sword from Super Smash Bros Melee.
      • Pokéball and Staryu from Pokémon.
      • Warp Star from Kirby.
      • Bob-Omb from Mario.
    • Bowser is from the Mario series.
  • Go Fish is a type of card game.
  • When Ungurait #4 keep asking 1-Up "are we there yet" and 1-Up answers "no," It's a reference of the Simpson where the kids ask Homer "Are we there yet?" repeatively on car trips.

Part 2

  • Items from SSBM:
    • Party Ball from SSBM.
      • The sign that appears from the ball refers to another item, food which can also be found in great abundance in party balls.
    • Flipper from Balloon Fight.
    • Bob-Ombs and green shell from Mario.
    • Heart Container from Legend of Zelda.
    • Mr. Saturn from Earthbound.
  • This once again refers to Contestro's liking to eat glass.
  • Contestro saying Kyle and Ben need alcohol to fuel their curcuits is from Futurama, which all robots must drink beer, and if sober, act drunk.

Part 3

  • Geico is a car insurance company.
  • This is the end of the crossover, but Master X and the Squid will be in the next 1-Up email alongside the elf.

Part 4

  • This continues from part 2 of The End.
  • The "training" that Ungurait #1 was refering to was from #4.
  • Ripping off Possessed Squid's tentacles refers to how Gooper Blooper was defeated in Super Mario Sunshine.
  • The Bandit 300 was The Unguraits' first computer.
  • A special prize to anyone who can translate the Japanese text!

Part 5

  • The Imitation universe is from Imitation Strong Bad E-mails.
  • The GEmail Universe is from GEmail.
    • The Universe of Professional Cow Punchers refers to the famous running gag from that show.
  • Napolea and Dynamo refers to the movie Napolean Dynamite.
  • Bogmire is from Luigi's Mansion.

Part 6

  • The mansion is from Luigi's Mansion.
  • This marks the death of Ungurait #4, Doomsday, and Techno.
  • Bread & Sugar. Take a wild guess.
  • The characters don't know Bogmire because he technically didn't meet them until now.
  • "From school" is from do over, a Strong Bad Email

Easter Egg

  • 4Wimps is a parody of 4Kids from GEmail.
  • This shows their rivalry over television programming.
  • The term "It's over!" is from Teen Girl Squad.



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