Other Character Email 1-Up/puddingfactory2

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1-UP AND THE PUDDING FACTORY!

The puddding Factory is rebuilt after what happened in Email 20 and Sticklyman sends out five death tickets to let people into he's brand new Pudding Factory. 1-Up gets one.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Stinkoman, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Sankaman, Strong Sad, Steelman, Strong Mad, Bubusuke, Bubs, Sticklyman

Transcript

{Cuts top the 20X6 field where Stinkoman and 1-Up are talking}

1-UP: What do you mean that Sticklyman has rebuilt the pudding factory and is letting five people in?

STINKOMAN: It's all true. It said on the news that Sticklyman was letting people in. Me, Steelman, Sankaman and Bubusuke all have death tickets. Don't tell me that you don't have one.

1-UP: I don't have a death ticket.

STINKOMAN: You better get one now!

{Cuts to 1-Up and Homestar Runner at home}

1-UP: I got a death ticket!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Really?

1-UP: Yeah.

{Cuts to the Pudding Factory. Everyone is there}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wait. What just happened?

1-UP: It's called skipping scenes. We just cut through all the crap of me getting a ticket and got to the part where we enter the pudding factory.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's cool.

{They all enter a room where everything is eatable}

STEELMAN: Where are we?

STRONG MAD: WHAT IS THIS?!

STICKLYMAN: We're in the Candy Zone.

STRONG MAD: BUT, WHAT DO WE-

{Sticklyman kicks Steelman into the chocolate pudding river}

STRONG MAD: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY-

{Sticklyman kicks Strong Mad into the pudding river}

SANKAMAN: Who will rescue him?

STICKLYMAN: Don't worry. A resque boat is coming.

{A big ship comes. Everybody gets on and it quickly dissapears. Cuts to a room where machines arre working with Jaros and stuff. Everyone appears}

1-UP: We're here... somewhere...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It appears to be some kind of invention room.

STICKLYMAN: This is my room where I keep my most secret inventions. Who wants the Never-ending Pudding?

1-UP: What?

STINKOMAN: Never-ending?

STICKLYMAN: Yes. Here you go. I'll give you one each. But, Only one of them last forever. The rest only last 2 hours.

{Sticklyman gives a Never-ending pudding to each person}

SANKAMAN: What's that?

{Sankaman points at a machine}

STICKLYMAN: {grabs a peice of gum from the machine} This is a 3 meal gum. It is 3 meals in 1 gum.

{Sankaman steals it and runs off with Strong Sad}

1-UP: Well, That was stupid.

STICKLYMAN: Well, I better get my Jaros to follow them.

1-UP: Sticklyman?

STICKLYMAN: What?

1-UP: Aren't you meant to be evil?

STICKLYMAN: Well, Yes. But, You do not understand. I decided to become good. {whispers} Until I can get Tampo under my control again.

{The all walk to the next room. There are a lot of Jaros with Grundies laying golden eggs}

1-UP: Woah! Golden Pudding Eggs!

STICKLYMAN: Yes.

{Short pause}

STICKLYMAN: {kicks Bubusuke and Bubs into the garbage} Let's go to the next room.

{They all walk to the next room}

1-UP: Sticklyman. Why do you keep kicking people?

STICKLYMAN: I don't know. I just prefer evil. Maybe, I should pass on my pudding factory to somebody.

1-UP: So, What is this room?

STICKLYMAN: The shrinking room.

1-UP: Cool.

{Sticklyman presses a button. Bubusuke and Bubs shrink}

1-UP: Woah!

{There is a flash. Homestar Runner, 1-Up and Sticklyman apear in Sticklyman's Office}

STICKLYMAN: 1-Up. I pass my Pudding Factory to you. You now get your life-time supply of pudding.

1-UP: I already had a life-time supply of pudding.

STICKLYMAN: What about your after-life? What about your family? Wouldn't your sister, mother or father like a life-time supply?

1-UP: Fine. I'll take it.

{1-Up and Homestar Runner run off}

STICKLYMAN: Mwuhahahahaha! Bwahahaha! HAHAHA-

SUDDEN ENDING!

Fun Facts

This a parody to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
It was kind of quick because I'm in a rush. So, There might be some errors. It's hard to put a parody of a whole movie into one "Not-Quite-Email" in a rush.

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