Other Character Email 1-Up/digitalinfection

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1-UP EMAIL 98!

The Alpha Virus returns and he has brung Ekersby with him.

Cast (in order of appereance): Delta, The Alpha Virus, 1-Up, Stinkoman, 30X2 Ken, Sillhoutted Figure, 30X2 Pan Pan, Ekersby

Transcript

{Cuts to an unknown character known as Delta with The Alpha Virus}

DELTA: Alpha Virus, I have brought you back to life to give a virus to Stinkoman's computer. We must make sure that Stinkoman doesn't interfere with our plans.

THE ALPHA VIRUS: What do I get for it?

DELTA: Well, Have you ever heard of a guy called 1-Up?

THE ALPHA VIRUS: That guy?! I want to kill him!

DELTA: Yes, yes. Soon you shall have the chance.

THE ALPHA VIRUS: But, How am I going to destroy both of them? Stinkoman and 1-Up?

DELTA: Well, I'll hire Ekersby to work with you. Alpha Virus, Please turn into an attachment so you can be freed later. I'll send the attachment to one of the Wiki War soldiers and then you'll be sent through an email.

{Delta gets out his phone. Cuts to 1-Up at the Windomac 30X6}

1-UP: {singing} Email with a tail. Muffin and a whale. {sighs} Dude, I suck.

Dear the uppity one,
Have you witnessed the Wiki Wars?
-Wiki War soldiers

ATTACHMENT

1-UP: {typing} Woah. Did you just call me the uppity one? That's exactly like saying I'm The Ugly One from Teen Girl Sqaud. Hmm... Maybe I should make a Teen Girl Sqaud Fancomic after I open this attachment.

{1-Up opens the attachment}

WINDOMAC 30X6: Virus downloaded.

1-UP: What? No! What happened? I thought the attachment would be some kind of pudding thing.

WINDOMAC 30X6: Virus appears to be spreading through different time periods.

1-UP: What do you mean?

WINDOMAC 30X6: Strong Bad has received a virus email.

1-UP: Wait. How can you talk? Your just a low-level computer.

WINDOMAC 30X6: It's getting worse. I think you should stop worrrying about the fact that I am talking and start thinking about the fact that Stinkoman's house is infected with the virus.

1-UP: I want pudding.

WINDOMAC 30X6: Idiot...

{Stinkoman walks onscreen}

STINKOMAN: Whaaaaaaaat are you doing to my computer? Are you asking for a challenge?

1-UP: I have no choice. We must download the virus so that The Alpha Virus can return to the real world and we can fight him.

STINKOMAN: Fine. Go ahead. Kill yourself. I don't care.

1-UP: Okay, fine. I will.

{1-Up sinks into the floor}

STINKOMAN: What just happened?

{1-Up reappears with "x2" next to him in black writing}

1-UP: Now I have two lives left. I shalll fix your computer box.

STINKOMAN: No way.

1-UP: Yes way.

STINKOMAN: How did you do that?

1-UP: Umm... I tthink the virus is beggining to take an effect.

STINKOMAN: Well, That's just stupid. {short pause} Nevermind.

1-UP: So, What do we do now?

STINKOMAN: I guess we'll-

1-UP: You are!

{Short pause}

STINKOMAN: Umm... That makes no sense. Let me talk.

1-UP: You can let yourelf talk!

STINKOMAN: {sighs} Shut up. How will we stop the virus?

1-UP: Your a virus!

STINKOMAN: {sighs} Your an idiot.

1-UP: Hey, Stinkoman.

STINKOMAN: That's the name of a talented fighter if ever there was one.

1-UP: This is boring. Has the virus been dowloaded yet?

STINKOMAN: Yes. It is continuing to-

{Stinkoman turns into a bird and flies away}

1-UP: That was weird.

{The Alpha Virus jumps out of the computer}

THE ALPHA VIRUS: Hello, 1-Up. We meet again.

1-UP: Who are you?

THE ALPHA VIRUS: Oh. You'll find out in about three centuries.

{The Alpha Virus shoots a blast and it hits 1-Up. 1-Up falls to the ground and fades from existance. Cuts to 30X2 where 1-Up appears}

1-UP: Oh. Not this place again.

30X2 KEN: Hey! Look! It's that guy again!

{All the robots in the area get out their guns, busters, blasters, cannons and jet-packs}

1-UP: Ken. I'm not in the mood. I know that I said your masters' names. But, I seriously need to get home.

30X2 KEN: What do you mean? We only have one master.

1-UP: Wh-What?! What happened to Tampo, Brody and Stlunko?!

30X2 KEN: Who are you talking about? I just want to destroy you for saying the name of our loyal master.

1-UP: There's only one master? Who is it? Tampo, Brody or Stlunko?

{A sillhoutted figure jumps in and grabs 1-Up}

SILLHOUTTED FIGURE: What are you doing here? You aren't meant to be here till tommorow.

1-UP: What are you talking about?

SILLHOUTTED FIGURE: I can't tell you who I am. All I can tell you is to beware of a guy who calls himself "Bubusuke." He is a powerful force. You must hurry back to your time before the master finds you.

1-UP: What master? What are you talking about?

SILLHOUTTED FIGURE: Take this time machine and this pudding! It's the last pudding in the entire universe in 30X2! Gaurd it with your life! It'll be your only way to stop- Uh Oh! I've run out of time! If I tell you any more information, I might not exist! Just go! Go!

{1-Up takes the time machine and attaches to his back. He grabs the pudding too}

1-UP: Thank you.

{Short pause}

1-UP: How does this thing work?

SILLHOUTTED FIGURE: Oh. It's the 30X2 design of the time machine. There are only three of them in the world. To use it, Just run at 88 miles per hour using the jet-pack time machine. Then you should travel through time. Also, Don't forget that-

{30X2 Pan pan jumps in and grabs the sillhoutted figure. They run away}

1-UP: Darn it. I diddn't get enough information.

{1-Up dissapears in a flash. Cuts Ekersby and The Alpha Virus destroying Challenge City}

1-UP: Oh no. They've started to cause destruction already. Grr... I got to destroy the source.

{1-Up runs up to the Windomac 30X6}

THE ALPHA VIRUS: {offscreen} You wouldn't dare.

1-UP: Watch me.

THE ALPHA VIRUS: If you destroy that computer, I might be destroyed. But, Challenge City will be destroyed with it.

{1-Up grabs a hammer}

1-UP: If I'm going to die, I'll die by saving the world.

THE ALPHA VIRUS: Your out of your mind. Challenge City is connected to the core of Planet K. If you destroy me and Challenge City, then Planet K will be destroyed.

1-UP: Darn it. How am I meant to stop what is going to happen in the future? But, They said that Tampo wasn't their master. That must mean that something changes and it must have something to do with this virus. I must destroy it somehow. Wait a minute. Maybe I could-

{Ekersby jumps in and makes the ground shake}

EKERSBY: Let me guess. You are going to time travel and cause another paradox.

1-UP: How'd you know?

EKERSBY: It looks like the begining of a new war.

1-UP: Grr... Stop it! Stop all this nonsense!

{Cuts to 1-Up sleeping in bed. 1-Up wakes up}

1-UP: Oh. It was just some stupid dream. Heh. Today's email was crap. Maybe, I should go eat some pudding. That was one weird dream. I mean, How could The Alpha Virus return?

{Cuts to the kitchen where a bowl of pudding is sitting on the table. 1-Up walks onscreen}

1-UP: Hey. Is that the pudding I got from the future? Did that crappy email actually happen? That is amazing. now I want pudding.

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

Challenge City is the city where Stinkoman HQ is located.
The Alpha Virus is the 20X6 form of The Virus and it has previously appeared in the 1-Up Email known as "Virus."

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