Other Character Email 1-Up/rya2

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1-UP EMAIL 118!

1-Up fights Rya in a battle to the death, but Rya escapes to send two last emails to 1-Up. One of them is a prank, but the other one real. 1-Up gets another wave of the death seed plaque. This is the end of 1-Up emails.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Marzichan, Ben, Ungurait #1, Ungurait #2, Kyle, Rya, Master X, Stinkoman, Pan Pan, the Chibilichi

Transcript

{Cut to 1-Up, Marzichan, Ben and Ungurait #2 standing near their ship while Ungurait #2 and Kyle do the repairs to the ship}

1-UP: So, that's why?

MARZICHAN: Yeah. That's why.

{Rya's tiny space-ship crashes a few metres from where 1-Up, Marzichan, the two Unguraits, Ben and Kyle are. Rya emerges from it and gets out her fist, which is burning a red-ish colour, similar to how Stinkoman charges his double deuce}

RYA: You are going to die!

1-UP: Woah. Can't I ever have an email where I don't get stuck in a fight with a cameo?

{Rya, with a new stretchy robotic arm, reaches over to 1-Up and punches him. 1-Up gets up and starts running towards Rya}

RYA: Are you trying to proove that you aren't a loser? Because, you can't. We all know you are.

{1-Up atempts to punch Rya, but Rya dodges and kicks 1-Up in the back three times}

1-UP: WAH! You broke my spine!

KYLE: {in background} Robots don't have spines, moron.

RYA: Hmm, while 1-Up is distracted, I can infect him with the new and improved death seed plaque.

{Rya grabs a vile from ofscreen and pours a black goo over 1-Up's head}

1-UP: Argh! Now I'm melting!

RYA: Well, there is no point for me to be here anymore. The virus can finish the job.

{A jetpack appears on Rya's back and she blasts offscreen. 1-Up walks over to Ben}

1-UP: Ben. Can I havve two more emails? I'm kind of bored?

BEN: No need. I repaired the computer in the ship.

UNGURAIT #1: Good. So, we can check our email again.

BEN: Yes. But, it had to be degraded to 21st century technology.

UNGURAIT #1: Oh. That's good. Seeing as I come from that century.

{Marzichan, 1-Up, the two Unguraits, Kyle and Ben all get into the ship and fly off the planet with a gas station. Cut toa close-up of 1-Up at the computer in the ship}

1-UP: {singing} Stayin' alive, one more time! Email, give me five!

Dear the uppity one,
What would happen if you were a Jedi?
When the Killik crisis arises?
-Rya Kirsch (Not Botkins)

{As the email pops up, 1-Up reads it and begins typing}

1-UP: {typing} Rya? Not you again! {short pause} So, you're wondering what would happen if I were a jetty. Well, if I were a jet, I'd probably fly like a rocket to the moooooon!

{The camera zooms out to an outside view of 1-Up checking his emails}

1-UP: Hmm, maybe I should check one more email.

{The camera zooms out again to view Master X and Rya watching the 1-Up email on the floating television}

MASTER X: You moron. You were meant to kill him.

RYA: So, what is it to you? It's not like it's the end of the world, you f-

MASTER X: Don't swear! This is meant to be a G-rated, or at least a PG-rated email. You can't make it M or MA.

RYA: I can make it whatever the {beep}' I {beep} want!

MASTER X: {sighs} You should return to Bonus Stage, where you belong. Cameos are not a good way to get fans.

RYA: I've sent 1-Up two emails. Not only that, but I've given him another wave of the death seed plaque.

MASTER X: It won't work. Seeing as it's not 1-Up's time yet, to die, he'll just go to Heallven and be chosen to return to Planet K, as if nothing happened.

RYA: No. This time, the death seed plaque will infect his humanoid programming, thus making his soul cease to exist in any place 1-Up would normally go to when he dies.

MASTER X: Excellent, excellent. You will be promoted to-

RYA: Pfft. I'm not working for you. I only did this because Alpha promised he'd be able to open a gateway into my dimension in Bonus Stage.

MASTER X: Very well. It'd be a good thing too. Instead of annoying me, you'd be annoying my Bonus Stage counterpart.

RYA: You have a counterpart in the Bonus Stage universe?

{Cut back to 1-Up at the computer in his ship with Ben, Marzichan, Kyle and the two Unguraits flying through space}

1-UP: You can't make me sing another email rap!

{The following email pops up}

Dear the uppity one,
If you are reading this e-mail, then you have
just gotten another wave of the Death Seed Plague.
Oh, and the plague kills you instantly, you won't
have an afterlife in Hell, or Hellvan, or Heavan,
or any of those afterlife places. You're as dead as
your parents.

-Say goodbye to your artificial life,
Rya Kirsch,
Naboo Bravo starfighter squadron

{1-Up reads the email and satrts typing his replied}

1-UP: {typing} Ha, ha! For your information, my parents aren't dead! Remember the 100th emails? Anyway, if what you say is true, I'd of been... dead... by...

{1-Up falls to the ground as the screen slowly fades to black and 1-Up's voice gets deeper and slower}

1-UP: Now...

{Cut to the two Unguraits, Stinkoman, Marzichan, Ben, Kyle, Pan Pan and the Chibi surrounding 1-Up's grave on random planet, all crying}

MARZICHAN: {cries} Why him?

{The Holigram comes down saying "No Real Email Today Because Of 1-Up's Death"}

Fun Facts

Trivia

It's all true. The 1-Up emails series has ended so that I can claim a much more simple OCE.
- On a side note, I will soon be starting a contest and whoever wins and prooves they can continue 1-Up emails properly, will be the new owner.
1-Up has caught the Death Seed Plaque three times, counting this email as well.
118 is an even number, so it's a good way to end the series.

Real World References

This Death Seed Plaque originally came from the Star Wars trilogy, which is a movie series in the real world.
- I've never seen Star Wars. So, this email may not make sense to the basic idea of what the Death Seed Plaque actually is.
G, PG, M and MA are all ratings to television programs, movies, video games, etc. to explain to viewers what age you have to be to watch or play that certain thing.

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