Other Character Email 1-Up/decemberween

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1-UP EMAIL 107!

Back in the year 20X6, Stinkoman is checking an email on 1-Up's account.

Cast (in order of appereance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Stinkoman, Past 1-Up, Past Stinkoman, Greggo, Marzichan

Transcript

{Cuts to Strong Bad on his Lappy 486 witha book titled "A 20X6 Decemberween" and seems to be reading it to Homestar Runner who is on the floor}

STRONG BAD: {sighs} I've already told you the following stories. Strong Bad meets the Homestar Runner, Homestar Runner gets something stuck in his craw and 1-Up gets sick. Do you really want to hear another story? I'm getting tired.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {angry} Wead me anothew one. Please! Please!

STRONG BAD: Eeergh... okay... fine.

{Strong Bad holds up the book titled "A 20X6 Decemberween"}

STRONG BAD: Let's begin this story. It's called- {falls asleep}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That sounds like a good stowy. Please stawt weading.

{Strong Bad snores for a small period of time}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, fine. I'll wead it. {grabs book} Once upon a twime there was a computer-box called...

{The screen fades to Stinkoman HQ, where the the Windomac 30X6 is sitting at Stinkoman's desk. There is still something written on the Windomac's screen}

Dear 1-Up,
If something Important ever happens
to you, you should always remember that
that you have the power of good on your side.
Don't give up and you will always win.
Supporting you,
Raynor
___________________________________
a] Do you know the future or something?
Hmm... The power of good will always be on
my side? I don't understand. But, All I know
is that something bad is going to happpen.
I can feel it.

{Stinkoman walks in and sits down}'

STINKOMAN: WAAAAAAAAAAH! 1-Up's name is all over this email. It looks like his 100th email. Too bad I'm only up to 50.

{Stinkoman reads the email and the response that 1-Up wrote earlier}

STINKOMAN: {types} Deleted.

{The reguler deleted screen pops up and the email is deleted. Another email pops up}

STINKOMAN: Another one? {sighs and reads email}

Yo! One to the Up!
Super-Saiyan-Santa's Down and he needs your help!
Substitute for him! Save the world!!
Jingle Bells,
GedZedder Fredex VanJetSetter

STINKOMAN: {typing} Yo, Ged to the suck to the I-don't-like-you, there is no such thing as super-saiyan Santa. Anyway, Decemberween is coming up and I have no idea what to get Marzichan.

{A pop-up ad appears}

DECEMBERWEEN IS OVER! :P

STINKOMAN: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! No decemberween challenge?! Time to time travel to Decemberween day!

{Stinkoman dissapears in a flash. Cut to Stinkoman standing in front of 1-Up's past self who is checking emails at the Windomac 30X6}

PAST 1-UP: {singing} 1-Up is checkin' the email.

Dear 1-Up,
If something Important ever happens
to you, you should always remember that
that you have the power of good on your side.
Don't give up and you will always win.
Supporting you,
Raynor

PAST 1-UP: Woah. {typing} Do you know the future or something? Hmm... The power of good will always be on my side? I don't understand. But, All I know is that something bad is going to happpen. I can-

STINKOMAN: Yeah, whatever. Do you know where Marzichan is?

PAST 1-UP: Oh. {excited} She went that way!

{Stinkoman walks off. Past Stinkoman walks onscreen}

PAST STINKOMAN: Hey, 1-Up.

PAST 1-UP: Hey, Stinkoman. Diddn't you just ask me where Marzichan was?

PAST STINKOMAN: WHU-HA?! Are you asking for a challenge?!

{Cuts to Stinkoman at the store}

STINKOMAN: Okay. Now, let's see. What would Marzichan want for Decemberween?

{Stinkoman walks over to the Greggo at the front counter}

GREGGO: Good afternoon, sir. What would you like to purchase?

STINKOMAN: Nothing yet, but what would you reccomend for a girl who has an annoying robot brother?

GREGGO: Perhaps a time travel device?

STINKOMAN: No thank you. Everybody has one of those in 20X6.

GREGGO: How about one of those pet giant chickens?

STINKOMAN: I used to have a baby version of that, but it almost killed me and escaped. His weakness was the head.

GREGGO: Does she have this hypno-ring?

STINKOMAN: No, I don't think she- Hang on. What's a hypno-ring?

GREGGO: Well, you have to point the ring at their eyes and if they look at it long enough, you can hypnotise them.

STINKOMAN: Okay. I'll have one.

GREGGO: {whispers} Just a reminder that, any hypnotising, time effecting or copying products are illegal.

STINKOMAN: Yeah, yeah. I buy stuff like that all the time, but in the Stinkoman 20X6 cartoon show, we do not approve of that kind of stuff.

GREGGO: Yeah, whatever. So, are you buying it?

STINKOMAN: Yup.

GREGGO: Okay. {gives Stinkoman a hypno-ring} That'll be 12,000 dollars.

{Stinkoman gives Greggo the money and walks out of the store. Cuts to Stinkoman at Stinkoman HQ, back in the present}

STINKOMAN: Okay, Marzichan!

{Marzichan walks in}

MARZICHAN: Yeah, what is it? I'm kind of busy.

{Stinkoman gives Marzichan the hypno-ring}

STINKOMAN: Here's a hypno-ring as a late Decemberween present.

MARZICHAN: Wow. Thanks.

{Marzichan points the hyno-ring at Stinkoman and Stinkoman's eyes turn into spinning swirls}

MARZICHAN: Now, go away!

STINKOMAN: Yes, master.

{Stinkoman leaves}

MARZICHAN: Hm, I think I can get used to this.

{A spaceship crashes into the wall and pushes Marzichan to the side, a fat man with red armor and big spikey-white hair comes out of the ship}

MARZICHAN: Woah. Who are you?

MYSTERIOUS MAN: I am the saiyan prince from Planet Vegeta. Just call me super-saiyan Santa.

MARZICHAN: I'm not kidding! Tell me who you really are!

'MYSTERIOUS MAN: SUPER-SAIYAN SANTA!

MARZICHAN: You aren't meant to exist. It was proven in the year 2017 that Santa does not exist.

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Yeah, well. Santa retired on 2016 and it took 5 years to find a new santa. That explains why Santa was never at the north pole in 2017.

MARZICHAN: Why are you here and why are you wearing armor and not a big fat red coat.

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Dude. I'm the saiyan prince of 20X6. What do you expect? And I'm here because my spaceship crashed into your house. It was shot be some robot. Um, I think it was called... Wen...? Hen...? Men...? Jen...?

MARZICHAN: Project Ken?

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Yeah. I think that's the one. It shot me down and now my presents can't be teleported to people.

MARZICHAN: So, that's the reason why I diddn't get my presents at Christmas. Well, can I have them now?

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Yeah. Sorry, I'm late.

MARZICHAN: Maybe my wand can teleport the presents because- Oh, wait. The Dark Elf reclaimed his wand and is wreaking havoc with the Ungurait Pharoah.

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Can you repair my spaceship and substitute for me? Perhaps even, save the world.

MARZICHAN: Okay. I'll try.

{Marzichan enters the ship. The mysterious man gets out a walkie talkie}

MYSTERIOUS MAN: {talking into walkie-talkie} Master, Marzichan has entered the spaceship, but I fear the wand has moved from it's original location.

ORANO: {voice only, from walkie-talkie} Drats. Well, we'll just have to wait. We'll need Marzichan's new hypno-ring to hypnotise Ben into turning all of his security systems off. Then we can shut him down and use him for spare parts to upgrade the "Project Ken Support Unit."

MYSTERIOUS MAN: {still talking into walkie-talkie} Okay. I got it. See you later.

{The mysterious man's armor changes colour to black as soon as he put the walkie-talkie back where he had it. Stinkoman walks onscreen}

STINKOMAN: WAH! Are you asking for a challenge?

{The mysterious man runs into the spaceship and it flies into the distance and away from the remains of Stinkoman HQ}

STINKOMAN: Whu-ha?! Marzichan has been kidnapped by a mysterious santa-man! I must warn Marzichan's stupid robot brother about these events.

{Cuts back to Homestar Runner reading the book to a sleeping Strong bad at the Lappy 486}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: "...must warn Marzichan's stupid robot brother about these events" said Stinkoman in a deep voice. The end. What did you think of the story?

STRONG BAD: {snores}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah. I liked that part too.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

{Cuts to Marzipan at Bubs' Conseccion Stand}

MARZIPAN: What do you mean? Yesterday, that video game costed only five cents yesterday.

BUBS: Well, I've been jacking up the price ever since future people have come to our time with their millions and millions of dollars.

{1-Up walks onscreen}

1-UP: Can I buy that video game?

{1-Up gives Bubs 500 dollars and Bubs gives 1-Up the video game. 1-Up leaves}

Fun Facts

This is the second time Strong Bad/Homestar Runner has told a story based on 1-Up emails in a 1-Up email.
Strong Bad sleeping is reference to the Strong Bad email, "lady...ing."
The scene where Marzichan meets the mysterious man that claims to be super-saiyan Santa is actually a parody of a GEOweasel christmas specail released in December 2005.
If you are not a fan of previous 1-Up email seasons then you wouldn't know that Orano is currently working on a just-activated version of 30X2 Ken. He is currently hiring new minions such as a saiyan prince and a couple of old zombies he used to own.
The saiyan prince and super-saiyan thing is a basic reference to Dragon Ball Z/GT where Vegeta is a saiyan prince and super-saiyan is when a saiyans hair turns gold and he starts burning on fire.
- I suggest that you shouldn't watch Dragon Ball Z/GT if you don't want your kids to play with fire.

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