Other Character Email The Unguraits/Time Travel
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Shim-Sham-Sam is mad they didn't answer his so they answer Cheese's.
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Minions, Chorch Commander #20, The Trickster, Sidekick Bob, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: OMG! Those jawas checked the email! The world is doomed!
The Unguraits,
How dare you not answer my email! Instead, you've
answered all the emails sent to you before the one
I sent you! Unless you answer it, I'm going to have
a horde of angry dragons attack you! And if you answer
it, I may or may not send dragons to attack you.
Very angry at you guys,
Shim-Sham-Sam
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} So you're angry? Good. We love making people angry. Next one.
Do you have a time machine?!?
You'd better go forward or backward in time and
do something!
At my command,
TheCheese
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} We're so tired of time traveling! We always time travel!
UNGURAIT #2: We only time traveled in email 2...twice.
UNGURAIT #1: Oh, well off we go!
{Cut to the Lunar Warehouse. There's a white flash that reveals the Unguraits.}
UNGURAIT #2: Let's see Tampo!
UNGURAIT #1: Wait, what's that sound?
{They approach a room with tons of the boss's minions in it.}
THE TRICKSTER: Finally! Minions, who are your masters?
CROWD: {slow voices, in unison} Our masters are the almighty Chorch Commander, the powerful Trickster and the mediocre Sidekick Bob.
THE TRICKSTER: Oh, man. This is so cool.
A JARO: {one of the Trickster's friends} We have hacked the computer system. Soon this warehouse's computers and defense systems will be ours.
CHORCH COMMANDER: Perfect.
UNGURAIT #1: Not so fast!
THE TICKSTER: How'd you get through the security?
UNGURAIT #1: We time traveled.
CHORCH COMMANDER: {to Trickster} You forgot to time-proof the room?
THE TRICKSTER: How can you time-proof something?
CHORCH COMMANDER: Umm...shut up. {to The Unguraits} Listen, Jawas, we want you to leave!
UNGURAIT #1: It's Tampo's house. You can't tell us to leave. That is, unless Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko are gone.
CHORCH COMMANDER: Umm...tell them, Sidekick Bob.
THE TRICKSTER: Why can't I do it?
CHORCH COMMANDER: Well, Sidekick Bob is better at explaining things.
SIDEKICK BOB: Well, Tampo muted The Trickster, and then The Master kicked his chip out. I put it back in, and he decided to betray Tampo. We began by telling them to destroy Strong Bad. They didn't do it. Then we tricked Tampo into thinking Briody and Stlunko were dead by knocking them unconcious. That's when Chorch Commander #20 came in. He betrayed Tampo by acociating with Sinkoman to destroy him. Then, we told Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko to press buttons in the lab. They are now trapped in the past at a shrunken size. We have also taken over their entire fleet of minions.
UNGURAIT #1: {they are holding a tape recorder} Now we can take this tape over to that Master.
CHORCH COMMANDER: No! Get him!
{The Trickster, Sidekick Bob, and the Jaro start chasing them. The Unguraits go into the lab.}
A JARO: How'd they get in the lab?!?
THE TRICKSTER: I don't know, but we must stop them before they foil our plan!
UNGURAIT #1: Now I think this is the button.
{They begin to push a button labeled "E.T.H" until the three minions grab them.}
THE TRICKSTER: You're not doing anything! If they come back, our plan is ruined! Wait, where's the fourth one?
{Pan over to see #4 pressing the button. There is a white flash revealing Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko at a shrunken size.}
A JARO: No! {presses a button, and the three bosses disappear}
THE TRICKSTER: Take them to the dungeon!
{Cut to the prison cell that held 1-Up (in Tampo and 1-Up emails). The Jaro throws all four in there.}
UNGURAIT #1: How are we gonna get back home and check emails?
UNGURAIT #2: You still got that Time Ring?
UNGURAIT #1: No. We're gonna die!!!
UNGURAIT #2: Yep.
{The Paper}
Fun Fact
- There are major referances to tampo emails in this email:
- Master: Mentions Tampo muting The Trickster.
- Inspection: Mentions The Master knocking out The Trickster's chip.
- Betrayal: Sidekick Bob mentions Chorch Commander #20 acociating with Stinkoman to betray Tampo.
- Security: Mentions reactivating The Trickster and him and Sidekick Bob betraying Tampo.
- Apocalypse: Mentions the email The Trickster and Sidekick Bob sent to Tampo.
- Death: Mentions The Trickster's plan to trick Tampo into thinking Brody and Stlunko were dead.
- Experiment: Mention T, B, and S being shrunken in the past, as well as mentioning the emiail sent by you-know-who. This also has a direct quote from that email.
- Dispite this email's size it is NOT a special.
