Other Character Email The Unguraits/Lazy
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Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Craig, Shadowy Figure, WUSS, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Contestro Sevornkey, Randy, Foxface, Trevor, Booty, Kyle, army of hypnotized slaves
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Let's get this over with.
We are the lazy generation. You should probably go outside more and exercise. -The Lazy Generation
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, would you call guys who have to save the universe almost every day of their lives LAZY?!? Seriously, why don't you email Lazy Town. It was real bad last time we went there.
{Cut to Lazy Town}
UNGURAIT #1: According to this map, we should be in Lazy Town. {to Craig} Is this Lazy Town?
CRAIG: Yeeeeeeeeesss.
UNGURAIT #1: Well, what's happening?
CRAIG: This is...Lazyyy Towwwwn. We're veeeeeeeeery.......lazy.
UNGURAIT #1: We're going to leave now. {the creeped out Unguraits leave}
CRAIG: Iiiii'm gonna go..........place.
{Cut back to the Steely 801}
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Or maybe email a sloth. A Slackoth. We are NOT lazy.
UNGURAIT #2: {not typing} Then why are we wasting time here?
UNGURAIT #1: ...Umm...{typing} You know what lazy guys? You're right. {They leave. Cut to the WUSS Moon Base.}
SHADOWY FIGURE: Super Sam, did you get the mind control devices in the TV satellite?
SUPER SAM: Of course, master.
SHADOWY FIGURE: Excellent. Now turn them on. {Super Sam leaves} With them, I shall hypnotize all of the Earth's inhabitants. {laughs maniacly}
SUPER SAM: Sir, I lost the button.
SHADOWY FIGURE: WHAT?!? You LOST the button? Grrrraaaaa!!!!
SUPER SAM: I-I'm sorry m-master.
SHADOWY FIGURE: I knew this was going to happen, which is why I always carry a back-up button. {holds up the back-up button} Now we can control humanity. The Unguraits' fates will be up to us. I can even control he entire universe if I want to! {laughs evilly as lightning strikes in the background} Now to rule the world. {presses the button}
{Cut to the Strongs' house. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat are watching TV. Then...it happens.}
SHADOWY FIGURE: {from TV} How are you gentlemen. I have signal. All your TV programming are belong to me. You have no chance of survival, make your time. Look into the screen. Look at the swirling spiral.
STRONG SAD: {comes in} Hey guys I--whoa. Hypnotizing spirals. I know it's bad, but I can't turn away.
STRONG BAD: I know what you mean. It's not like we want to let this diabolical madman enslave us, but it's so...
SHADOWY FIGURE: {from TV} Now you are all under my spell. I want you to destroy the Unguraits. {pan to the TV screen to where you can see the Shadowy Figure} And anyone who stand in your way; destroy them as well. {Laughs evilly. As the TV turns off his evil laugh echoes.}
SB, SM, SS, AND THE C.: {monotone} Destroy the Unguraits. Destroy the Unguraits. {As they leave, they keep chanting. Cut to the Field.}
CONTESTRO: This idea was great, Randy! This blind date will surely get me a girlfriend. {Foxface comes in} ALL RIGHT!!
FOXFACE: {monotone} Destroy the Unguraits.
CONTESTRO: I was kinda hoping we could destroy the Cheat Commandos.
FOXFACE: {still monotone} You are interfering in my mission. Destroy Contestro Sevornkey.
CONTESTRO: Okay. I know how to deal with this. Let's just calmly...RUN!!! {Randy and Contestro run, uncalmly. Cut to Trevor's house.}
TREVOR: Well, now that I checked my email, it's time to check my TV. {Booty comes in} Hey Booty, anything good on?
BOOTY: {monotone clucking}
TREVOR: "{immitates clucking}"? That doesn't sound very good.
BOOTY: {more monotone clucking, and he attacks Trevor}
TREVOR: AHH! Booty, what's wrong with you? {Booty attacks Trevor again.} AHH! I'm outta here! {leaves while Booty chases him. Cut to a sidewalk where the Ungurats and Kyle are jogging.}
UNGURAIT #1: Those lazy guys were right. We did need exersise.
KYLE: Hey, it looks like everyone's exersising today. {pan behind them, where almost all of the hypnotized slaves are behind them chanting "Destroy the Unguraits".}
UNGURAIT #1: I don't think they're exersizing! {The Unguraits and Kyle run away}
CONTESTRO: Guys! Foxface is trying to kill us!
TREVOR: Forget that! Booty's trying to peck me to oblivion!
UNGURAIT #1: Let's go to our house!
{Cut to the Unguraits' house with The Unguraits, Kyle, Contestro, Randy, and Trevor hiding from the hypnotized slaves.}
UNGURAIT #4: Aren't we ripping off GEmail?
UNGURAIT #1: Have we ever referanced GEmail?
UNGURAIT #4: Well--
UNGURAIT #1: SHUT UP!
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- Slackoth is a sloth-like Pokemon.
- The GEmail referance #4 was talking about was in Carteen.
