Other Character Email The Unguraits/Iced Cream
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Super Sam wants The Unguraits' "Iced Cream" recipie.
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Super Sam
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Email...umm...I can't think of a rap.
Hey The Unguraits, I hear that you make a wickedly delicious "Iced Cream". Would you be able to tell me the recipie, so I can make it myself? Not sending you hate mail, Super Sam
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Wow, no hate mail? We usually get hate mail that gets deleted. Thanks. We'll give you $500 of the Million Denny gave us. {clears screen} So you want our iced cream recipie? Well, you put ice cream in a bowl, and then you add the secret ingredient, which we'll never tell you what it is. Okay, bye.
{Cut to Super Sam's computer room}
SUPER SAM: Email is the greatest!
Wow, no hate mail? We usually get hate mail that gets deleted. Thanks. We'll give you $500 of the Million Denny gave us. So you want our iced cream recipie? Well, you put ice cream in a bowl, and then you add the secret ingredient, which we'll never tell you what it is. Okay, bye.
SUPER SAM: Cool! $500! But {gasps and starts typing} You won't tell me the secret recipe? Well, then, I'll come over, and get the recipe myself. {leaves. Cut to a room with a large robot.} Now I'll get the recipie wether they like it or not.
{Cut to the Unguraits' house.}
UNGURAIT #4: Well, we sure told him to punch a cow. {The other 3 Unguraits look freaked out}
UNGURAIT #1: "Punch a cow?"
UNGURAIT #4: What?
{CA-RASH!!!}
UNGURAIT #1: What now?
SUPER SAM: I'm here for the secret ingredient!
UNGURAIT #1: Never! Get the RDC robot! {#4 get the robot and the others get in} Now we'll get you...to leave...now.
SUPER SAM: Not when I'll get the recipie when I shoot you with these nuclear bombs!
UNGURAIT #1: I told Slim we shouldn't have sold that. {Super Sam shoots them with a nuclear bomb, which blows up...pretty much everything, including their house, but not the Steely 801 for reasons I'm not telling you about.} Crap. {Super Sam begins to shoot them with another nuclear bomb.} Okay, we'll tell you! The secret ingredient is...
SUPER SAM: Yes?
UNGURAIT #1: Is...
SUPER SAM: Yes???
UNGURAIT #1: Is...PEPPERS!
SUPER SAM: Oh, okay. {leaves}
UNGURAIT #1: Well, we sure did tell him to punch a cow. {They all laugh}
UNGURAIT #2: I still don't know what that means.
UNGURAIT #1: I don't either.
{Cut to Super Sam's kitchen. He's putting peppers into a bowl of ice cream. He tastes it.}
SUPER SAM: Ahh! {spits out the ice cream} Those little green bandits lied to me! I'll get that recipie if I have to take over the world to do it! {zoom in, background turns black, Super Sam has a sinister look on his face} And I will. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- "Punch a cow" is from Other Character Email Gunhaver.
- The Million dollars was from a bet The Unguraits won here.
- The nuclear bombs and Slim being mentioned selling them is from Plan 2.
- This is the begining of the new plot.
