Other Character Email The Unguraits/Snipe Hunt
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The Unguraits and friends go on a snipe hunt!
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Kyle, Contestro, Trevor, Randy, Possessed Squid, Punching Cow
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Email from the front to the back of the check...that we stole.
Yo Unguriats! Why don't you take a few of your friends on snipe hunt? ~Swoosh
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} That's a good idea, {blowing} froosh. We'll do it! Kyle! {Kyle comes in} Get the snipes!
KYLE: BRIAN!
{Cut to a forest after a random lemon transition scene.}
CONTESTRO: So, what are we gonna do? Hunt some snipes? Punch some cows? Eat some glass? {everyone stares at him with confused and slightly freaked out expressions} What? It's good. I eat it all the time!
TREVOR: You're the wierdest person on earth. Doesn't that cut up your insides?
CONTESTRO: Nope. {Zoom in to a x-ray of Contestro's cut-up insides. Then zoom out.} I'm completely healthy!
TREVOR: Okay, whatever you say. {to the Unguraits} So, how's Kyle doing?
UNGURAIT #1: He's still on stage 1.
KYLE: MR. KRABS!
UNGURAIT #1: So, let's hunt! {They walk around. They eventually find a demonic-looking squid. (You know what that means.)}
CONTESTRO: ALRIGHT! CALAMARI! IT'S MINE! {He jumps up and shoots it, doing nothing.}
POSSESSED SQUID: {deep, horrifying voice} Who dares interfere in my plot to rule the world?
CONTESTRO: Uh oh...I think I just started a new plot.
POSSESSED SQUID: What? Anyway, since you attacked me, we must go into battle.
UNGURAIT #1: SHOOT HIM! {They start shooting their guns, not harming him, apparently. He fires deminic, black goo from his mouth. It damages them severely. They attampt to fight back by shooting him, still doing nothing. He grabs Kyle Contestro, Trevor, and Randy.}
CONTESTRO: HELP!
UNGURAIT #1: I got it! If he's anything like Gooper Blooper...{They run around the squid and begin pulling on his tentacles. After the fall of, they pull on his mouth, sending him flying.}
TREVOR: You realize now, there's gonna be a plot.
UNGURAIT #1: Yep.
CONTESTRO: Can we finish the snipe hunt now?
UNGURAIT #1: I don't really feel like it.
CONTSTRO: Cn we at least punch a co--{a boxing glove punches him from the side. Pan over to see it was Punching Cow. He lets out a demonic moo.}
ALL BUT CONTESTRO: AHH! THE COW'S GOT HIS REVENGE! {They all run as the Cow chases them.}
{The Paper}
{After 10 seconds, Contestro gets up and leaves.}
Fun Facts
- Kyle's "Stage 1" referances are:
- Brian, a main character on Family Guy.
- And Mr. Krabs, a main Character on SpongeBob SquarePants.
