Other Character Email The Unguraits/Gernade
From Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki
The Unguraits get a gernade, so they try to get rid of it, but can't. Meanwhile Rya trains due to "Rya's Training" getting canceled.
Cast(In order appearance): The Unguraits, Contestro, Jan, The Gernade, Possessed Squid, Rya, NSMC SuperTroll, The Trickster
Transcript
{Fade in to the Unguraits walking through the city.}
UNGURAIT #1: Well, this is the worst week ever; Our house burned down, Kyle is still in repairs, and the wiki is getting maliciously mutilated by a demonic Super-Troll-Bot. Where will the torture end?!? And when?!?!? Well, we need a computer. And we know just where to get one. {Cut to Contestro's lair}
CONTESTRO: Sure, but you have to pay me.
UNGURAIT #1: PAY??
CONTESTRO: $200 per hour.
UNGURAIT #1: But- But-
CONTESTRO: I'm sure you don't want to disappoint your thousands of fans, do you?
UNGURAIT #1: You win this round, Contestro, but we will only pay you $300!
CONTESTRO: $100!
UNGURAIT #1: $50!
CONTESTRO: $25!
UNGURAIT #1: $10!
CONTESTRO: $1!
UNGURAIT #1: You drive a hard bargain Contestro, but we accept. {Ungurait #1 and Contestro shake hands and The Unguraits go in.}
'CONTESTRO: {to himself} Contestro, you are aweso-- {realizes} Hey! {Cut to the inside}
JAN: Hello.
UNGURAIT #1: Who's that?
CONTESTRO: That's just Jan, the new recruit.
{Cut to the Conty.}
UNGURAIT #1: In rain, sleet, or horrible troll, you can't stop this email show.
Dear Unguraits My time gernade should be going off... ... now. Did it go off? If it didn't, what about..now? Okay. I didn't plant a gernade. But while your here, can you make me some brownies? I'm starving. Dylan
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Uhh...what? We can't understand you, Dumban. Did you plant a "Gernade" or not? And learn to spell grenade soon.
{Jan comes in}
JAN: Sirs! I found a time gernade in the control room!
UNGURAIT #1: What? Get rid of it! {Jan leaves} And it's GRENADE!
{Cut to the outside. Jan throws the gernade out and shuts the door. Zoom in on the gernade and after 5 seconds, it sprouts lags and goes back in the lair. Cut back to the Conty.}
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, Dylan, it turns out you did put a grenade in the lair. {the gernade comes to the table and its legs disappear.} What the...crap? This can't be good at all. {Cut to the front door.} Bye Contestro! {Contestro comes in}
CONTESTRO: What about my dollar? {The gernade goes by.} Huh? {falsetto shriek, cut to the outside where the Unguraits are running}
UNGURAIT #1: We gotta run - run far away from here. {The gernade engages its hyper-drive to get in front of the Unguraits} We gotta run!
{Cut to the Possessed Squid's battle arena.}
POSSESSED SQUID: This is the final fight of your 5-Day training. Are you ready?
RYA: {human voice} I'm sure.
POSSESSED SQUID: Good! Now get out there and show that guy who's boss! {leaves}
RYA: Who am I fighting?
NSMC SUPERTROLL: {offscreen} Me. {Rya gasps, Pan over to see the NSMC SuperTroll, who looks like a troll-like robot.} I've been plotting global destruction since day 1, and defeating you will help me get to that goal.
RYA: I-I don't think I'm ready.
POSSESSED SQUID: Don't worry. Remember your training. You can beat this no-good Wiki-Mauler no problem! Now get out there! {The fight starts. NSMC blasts his doomsday cannon at the screen, wand after the blast goes by the screen, it reveals the Unguraits still running away from the gernade.}
UNGURAIT #1: We gotta get help! We need the most diabolical villain who has experience with these things! I got it! We'll get the Trickster!
{Cut to the Lunar Warehouse}
THE TRICKSTER: What makes you think I'll ever help you?
UNGURAIT #1: We brought the grenade with us.
THE TRICKSTER: Oh crap! We need to stop it from destroying us all! Come with me! {Cut back to the arena. NSMC SuperTroll is apout to finish Rya off when the gernade comes from out of nowhere.}
NSMC SUPERTROLL: Huh? Ahh! {runs away}
RYA: Oh crap! {also runs away}
POSSESSED: Oh snap! {yes, he runs away too}
{Cut back to the Conty}
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, Dylan, we beat the grenade, but what happened to it? Oh well.
{Cut back to the arena. The bomb goes off as a flag labeled "Click here to email The Unguraits. Copyright Gernade Prank Bombs Inc."}
Fun Facts
- The NSMC Troll is refering to the epidemical trolling caused by the "NSMC SuperTroll".
- Rya's Training has really been canceled.
