Other Character Email The Unguraits/Dragon Gun
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The Possessed Squid plots his revenge! Meanwhile...
Cast(In order of appearance:) Possessed Squid, Mr. Cradgage (offscreen), The Unguraits, Tampo, Shadowy Figure (Not the Trickster)
Transcript
{Fade in to the Possessed Squid's cave lair.}
POSSESSED SQUID: {mumbling angrily} ...Unguraits... {mumbling angrily} ...Gonna pay... {mumbling angrily} ...Revenge... {mumbling angrily} ...Hate 'em...
MR. CRADGAGE: {offscreen} Stick to the script!
POSSESSED SQUID: Fine. Soon, I shall have my revenge. Time to plot. But first... {laughs maniacly}
{Fade to the Unguraits' Steely 801}
UNGURAIT #1: It's email time again!
Dear, Not Jawas, I made a dragon gun that you can do "stuff" with. Attatchment:dragon_gun.exe From, Raynor
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} A dragon gun? We already have one. It shows what would happen if it happened. It's the {gets the gun} "Dagron Gun". Now let's use it. We'll see what would happen if we never had an email show. {They shoot it and we see a hologram shows The Unguraits walking. Then we pan out to see Earth explode. The hologram disappears.} Yikes. That's bad. {C-C-C-RASH!}
POSSESSED SQUID: I have come for my revenge! Now that I have regrown my tentacles, you shall die for ruining my life!
UNGURAIT #1: You almost killed us and our friends! What else were we supposed to do?
POSSESSED SQUID: It's not like I insulted the show. {Pan over to Tampo}
TAMPO: Are you refering to me?
POSSESSED SQUID: Yes I am.
TAMPO: ...Jerk. {leaves}
UNGURAIT #1: Well, are you gonna leave or are we gonna have to rip off your limbs again?
POSSESSED SQUID: Well, then. I'll destroy you! {Shoots black, demonic goo from his mouth. The Unguraits dodge. They grab his tentacle. They pull on it, but the Squid hits them with one of his other tentacles. They are smashed against the wall. They use their dragon gun to produce a monster to scare him away. He is successfully freaked out and leaves.}
UNGURAIT #1: This is gonna be the easiest villain yet. {Pan out to see a mysterious shadowy figure (Not the Trickster) watching.}
SHADOWY FIGURE (NtT): That's what you think. I'll make sure you are destroyed before the next season even starts. {laughs maniacly; fade to black}
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- Tampo's insult was here
