Other Character Email The Unguraits/Lappy
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The Unguraits steal the Lappy! Finally!
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Blue Laser, Blue Laser Minions, Bubs, The Cheat, Tire, Trevor (easter egg), Booty (easter egg)
Transcript
UNGURAIT: I hope Trevor doesn't email us again.
Dear Dummies,
I order you to steal the Lappy 486.
Not the SuperCom. Not the Alpha.
And not the Lappy from OCE 1-Up!
I want to see some SB-Labby-Stealing
action, you hear? If you do not, I
will steal, and then destroy, your
computer.
-You know who.
UNGURAIT: {typing} Ugh, you're desperate to see us steal the Lappy, aren't you? Fine, we'll steal it.
{Cut to Strong Bad's computer room.}
UNGURAIT: Let's steal it.
{They steal it.}
UNGURAIT: Let's check emails.
{Cut to SB's computer room. If you saw the emails 2 and 3 you should know what happens by now. SB and SM crash through the wall}
STRONG BAD: Give me back my Lappy!
UNGURAIT: Let's go!
{Cut to Blue Laser HQ.}
BLUE LASER: Why are you here?
UNGURAIT: We need you're weapons and minions to defeat Strong Bad.
BLUE LASER: Fine.
{Cut back to SB and SM. The Unguraits and an army of Blue Laser Minions are attacking.}
STRONG BAD: These guys won't leave me alone! {opens the front door} What do you want? Oh, crap.
UNGURAIT: Give us back the Lappy!
STRONG BAD: We gotta get some allies.
{Cut to Bubs' Conses5ion Stand.}
STRONG BAD: We need cannons, guns, and flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills.
BUBS: How many you need?
STRONG BAD: About 25 each.
{Cut back to The Unguraits.}
UNGURAIT: Victory is ours!
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Not so fast!
{Pan over to SB, SM, The C, and Tire with the weapons. They start launching them all over the place.}
UNGURAIT: RETREAT!
{The Unguraits and the Blue Laser Minions run away with the Lappy. The Unguraits eventually drop it.}
STRONG BAD: Victory is ours!
UNGURAIT: We have to get it back!
DIFFERENT UNGURAIT: We already stole it once. Can't we go home?
UNGURAIT: No! This isn't over! Not by a long shot! I never thought I'd say this, but we need to get Contestro Sevornkey.
{Cut to Contestro's lair.}
CONTESTRO: Why should I help you?
UNGURAIT: We fixed your RDC robot.
CONTESTRO: I'll help.
UNGURAIT: We'll need the RDC too.
{Cut back to SB's computer room...again. The Unguraits, Blue Laser Minions, Contestro, and the RDC are attacking.}
{KNOCK! KNOCK!}
STRONG BAD: Now what? {opens door} CRAP! When are you ganna leave me alone?
UNGURAIT: When we get that Lappy!
STRONG BAD: Never!
{He and the others shoot the weapons. Everybody but The Unguraits run away.}
UNGURAIT: Wait! There's one more chance! {holds up a can of spinach} Umm...nah. {throws it away}
{Cut back to the Bandit.}
UNGURAIT: {typing} Thanks a lot!
{The Paper}
Easter Eggs
- Click "thanks" to see Trevor and Booty watching the email on their computer.
TREVOR: Crap! Oh well. Back to the drawing board.
Fun Facts
- The flamethrower's ammo is a referance to different town.
