Other Character Email The Unguraits/An Ice Machine

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Conchris sends An Ice Machine over to help The Unguraits!

Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, An Ice Machine, Kyle, Super Sam, H*R 700, C.Olimar788, Dennis Dunjinman, Shadowy Figure

Transcript

UNGURAIT #1: Anything good?

Dear The Unguraits,
I am sending you my greatest weapon
I have created. You can use it to...
erm...well....FREEZE Super Sam and some
others. Yes, you can use it to steal and such.
If it doesn't work, then contact me.
I hope you like it,
Conchris
P.S: No, I didn't join their force
ATTACHMENT: freeze_ray.exe

UNGURAIT #1: Oh! An Ice Machine! Haven't seen him in a while. {opens freeze_ray.exe and An Ice Machine falls from the sky.} Hey there, Icy!

AN ICE MACHINE: Quit callin' me that. So where's this "WUSS," anyway?

UNGURAIT #1: At the Forretress of Wiki-Tude.

KYLE: {comes in} Can I come, too?

UNGURAIT #1: Sure!

{Cut to the Forretress of Wiki-Tude.}

UNGURAIT #4: When are they coming to get me outta here?

SUPER SAM: I don't know.

{The Unguraits, A.I.M., and Kyle CRASH through the wall.}

DENNIS DUNJINMAN: There thry are!

SUPER SAM: Get them!

{all of WUSS attacks The 3 guys mentioned above}

AN ICE MACHINE: Ice to freeze ya!

H*R 700: Oh, crap! It's An Ice Machine! And he said another bad ice pun! {WUSS runs away}

AN ICE MACHINE: They're not that bad! {shoots ice at them, freezing them.} Ice. Just ice. They're frozen, guys. I'm gonna go check my emails. {leaves}

UNGURAIT #1: Well, let's go. {they leave}

UNGURAIT #4: Uh, guys? I'm still here. HELLO!!

UNGURAIT #1: Sorry. {unties him then The Unguraits leave. (all 4 of them)

{A heat goes to the frozen wiki users. They are immedietly unfrozen.}

SUPER SAM: Wow, that was lucky. Hey, who are you?

SHADOWY FIGURE: I am an ally. I, too hate the Unguraits, and will do anything to destroy them.

SUPER SAM: Who are you?

SHADOWY FIGURE: That's not supposed to be revealed until email 50.

SUPER SAM: All the way over there?

SHADOWY FIGURE: If you want the plotline to work.

SUPER SAM: So you'll help us?

SHADOWY FIGURE: Yes. Together, we shall destroy them once and for all! {laughs evilly. eventually Super Sam and the other WUSS members join in.}

{The Paper}