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The Unguraits steal the SuperCom!

Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, SuperCom, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, The Ungrates

Transcript

UNGURAIT: This email is making fun of you!

Dear Unguraits,
Why don't you steal Strong Bad's
computer? You know, the Lappy 486?
I'm sure it'll be a major upgrade
to whatever computer you have, and
even if you don't want to use it,
I'm sure it's worth a pretty penny
on the black market!
Your pals,
-Trevor & Booty

UNGURAIT: Woah...what a long email. {typing} Well, Trevor and, uhh, Booty, the Lappy is nothing compared to the SuperCom! Why don't we steal that?

{They go to their time machine. Cut to the lunar warehouse.}

UNGURAIT: They aren't there. Let's steal it before they come back!

{They take the SuperCom with them to the present.}

UNGURAIT: We got it!

SUPERCOM: Who are you?

UNGURAIT: Woah, it talks. {to SuperCom} We are The Unguraits, your new rulers.

SUPERCOM: Ungurait data memorized. Old ruler's data deleted.

UNGURAIT: Awesome! Check some emails!

SUPERCOM: Checking emails.

do you have a time travel
device or program?

from teh guy

UNGURAIT: {typing} I'm asuming you wrote this before we time traveled. Let's go to the past this time.

{Meanwhile...}

TAMPO: That was a successful mission-- WHAT THE CRAP HAPPENED TO OUR SUPERCOM?!?

BRODY: I think somebody took it.

TAMPO: What was your first hint? The fact that it's MISSING?!?

STLUNKO: Calm down. We can check the security tapes.

TAMPO: Okay, let's do that.

{Cut to a room with several television screens. They watch a tape showing The Unguraits stealing the SuperCom.}

TAMPO: Whoever they are, they are gonna pay!

{Meanwhile in 1936...}

UNGURAIT: Thanks for this bag of Delicious Bag.

UNGRATE: Anything for our ancestor.

{Cut back to the present. Tampo comes in.}

TAMPO: There's our SuperCom!

SUPERCOM: Who are you?

TAMPO: It's me, Tampo!

SUPERCOM: Tampo. Not recognized.

STLUNKO: Those people must have brainwashed it!

TAMPO: Now they're really in for it!

{The Unguraits come in.}

TAMPO: YOU!!!

UNGURAIT: Crap. They must have found out.

TAMPO: YOU BET WE FOUND OUT!!! GIVE IT BACK AND UN-BRAINWASH IT, BEFORE I TEAR YOU LIMB-FROM-LIMB!!!!!

UNGURAIT: Just tell it your name, and say your its ruler. Take it if you want it that much, just don't kill us!

TAMPO: Thank you.

{They take the SuperCom to 20X6 with them.}

UNGURAIT: {typing on the Bandit 300} Well, Travor, thanks a lot! You told us to steal the SuperCom, and threatened our lives! Don't email us again!

{The Paper}

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