Other Character Email The Unguraits/The Plans
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The Unguraits find out the plans.
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Shadowy Figure, Army of Hypnotised people, WUSS, Kyle
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: It's email time again!
Dear The Unguraits, 1 th1|\||< 1've got the1r plans... This better reach you not in l33t. If it does, then 1 is I, |\| is N and |< is K From, Conchris ATTACHMENT: plans to destroy The Unguraits.txt
UNGURAIT #1: Ohh! The plans! Let's see...{opens file} "The Plans. By The Mystirious--
SHADOWY FIGURE: {fade to a black screen as he talks everything he says happens} "--Shadowy Figure. We shall use our newfound power of hypnotism to employ an army. This army shall march to those meddlesome bandits' house. They'll be horribly mauled to the bone. I'll be able to rule the world without anyone to stop me. I'll enslave the entire human...ish race. I'll then go to Murcury. Then Hydrox. Then the entire universe will be mine!!! {laughs loudly, insanely, and evilly} That's the plan. This is TOP-SECRET." {Fade back in to the Steely 801}
UNGURAIT #1: That's horrible! We gotta stop their plan! {they leave. Cut to the Forretress of Wiki-Tude} Hold it right there!
SHADOWY FIGURE: What? Why are you here?
UNGURAIT #1: We're here to stop your plan to hypnotize millions of people for an army!
SHADOWY FIGURE: WHO TOLD YOU THE PLAN?!?
UNGURAIT #1: Conchris.
SHADOWY FIGURE: That little--WUSS! ATTACK!!
{WUSS attacks them. The Unguraits go for the almighty switch to the Forretress. The WUSS members attempt to stop hem, but Kyle jumps on one of the members' head. The Unguraits flip the switch an everything shakes violently as The Unguraits and Kyle leave. The Forretress crumbles to nothing as the Unguraits leave. WUSS and the Shadowy Figure arise from a force field.}
SUPER SAM: How did you make that force field?
SHADOWY FIGURE: I have psychic strengh aquired from toxic waste.
SUPER SAM: Cool!
SHADOWY FIGURE: There has been a change in plans. Let's go find a new lair. {Him and WUSS leave}
{The Paper}
