Other Character Email The Unguraits/Jawas AGAIN?!
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The Unguraits discuss the differences between Unguraits and Jawas. Take notes, kids! This will be on Friday's test!
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Contestro Sevornkey, Nen Yim, Jan, Jawa, Pharoah Koopa, Tall Black Building, Announcer
Transcript
{Fade into the Citadel. Nen Yim's belt beeps and prints out an email.}
UNGURAIT #1: No intro? That's the first time in a while.
Dear Munchkins, What's up with The Ungurait race? why do you guys look like Jawas? And have strange bandages?
UNGURAIT #1: {not typing} Oh god, this is probably the MILLIONTH time we have been asked if we're Jawas! That's it! {"typing"} Listen up, mental retard! WE ARE NOT JAWAS! We're gonna settle this once and for all! {Cut to a blank screen with the Unguraits on it.} Listen up! This is a {a Jawa appears} Jawa. Let's compare: We wear green shirts. They wear brown robes. How the crap can you confuse a brown robe with a green shirt. Next, they have yellow eyes. YELLOW eyes. We have bandages on our faces. Do they have bandages? I don't see any bandages. Do you? They also have arms. That is the most noticable difference, other than their strange language.
JAWA: {Jawa language}
UNGURAIT #1: They also live on a different planet. We are not alians, even though we may look it. Now, let's look at similarities... {holds up a sheet of paper} "Our faces are covered up." That's it? THAT'S IT?! THEY THINK WE'RE JAWAS BECAUSE OF JUST THAT?!?! I HATE ALL OF YOU!! {throws down sheet and leaves. The Jawa holds it up and reads it.}
JAWA: {Angry Jawa language. Throws paper and leaves. A Sandcrawler heads toward the camera and it shuts down. Fade into the Citadel where there is a tall, black building. A Pharoah Koopa walks onscreen.}
PHAROAH KOOPA: Where did those guys go? I coulda sworn that-- {bumps into building} Huh? {The building roars and connects to the ground.}
BUILDING: Time until self-destruct: T-minus 48 hours.
PHAROAH KOOPA: AHH! Wh-what is that thing? I gotta hurry and find those jawas so they can either stop it or run away like cowards. Either way, I'm doing the latter. {Runs away, screaming in a high pitch} WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
ANNOUNCER: Will the Pharoah Koopa be able to warn the Unguraits in time before the Building? Will the Unguraits stop the Death Seed Virus? Are the emailers smart enough not to call the Unguraits jawas? Find out next time on OCE the Unguraits!
PHAROAH KOOPA: {continues running and screaming. He runs offscreen}
{Cut to the Unguraits and the others. "48 hours" echoes into the air.}
UNGURAIT #1: Huh? What was that? It sounded like a robot!
CONTESTRO: It s-sounded pretty mad!
JAN: You're both going crazy! It's likely just the wind. Let's keep going. {they continue walking}
{Fade to black. "Click here to email the Jawas." appears. The Unguraits appear after 10 seconds and cross it out with a red marker and write "The Unguraits" above it.}
UNGURAIT #1: WE'RE NOT JAWAS!
