Other Character Email The Unguraits/QWORENSK
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Mr. QWORKENSK apparently knew the Unguraits' native language. Also, Bat in a Bucket tries to repair Techno for his own evil needs. I should probably say this (SPOILERS!!!). 2 out of 3.
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Bat in a Bucket, Broken Techno, Death Seed Virus, Ometar
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Err... We've run out of things to say! How can this be? Well, something might come to us... eventually...
HelloRENSK. IQWOR amENSK QWORMr. QWORENSKRENSK. HowENSK QWORabout youENSK joinENSK QWORthe QWORQWORENSK clubENSK? QWORI'll giveENSK QWORyou QWORa QWORfree glassENSK QWORof suudsuENSK ifENSK QWORyou canENSK decodeENSK QWORthis. QWORENSKLY QWORENSK, Mister QWORENSK
{Ungurait #1 reads the email, completely ignoring the QWORs and ENSKs.}
UNGURAIT #1: Hmm... {typing} Nah. Sounds tempting, but no. We've already got enough things to worry about. But we still get the Suudsu, right? No? Oh well. {not typing} Hmm... how'd they fid out about our native language?
UNGURAIT #2: Maybe he's an Ungurait.
UNGURAIT #1: Maybe.
{Cut to the Alliance of Dismally's lair. Bat in a Bucket is fixing Techno (who is headless) with several weapons and is removing his human parts.}
BAT IN A BUCKET: {thinking} When I get this robot done, I'll be able to send him to get the Unguraits. {Death Seed Virus comes in} Oh, hey Death Seed! I was just making this into the ultimate weapon! Isn't it great!
DEATH SEED VIRUS: {thinking} Hrmph! He knows nothing about robotics! But I suppose it's pretty good for his first time. I suppose I should say something nice. {out loud} It looks wonderful! Good job!
BAT IN A BUCKET: I know! I just need the head! Uhh, you don't know where it is, do you?
DEATH SEED VIRUS: Well, I gave that to Ometar. He's using the robot parts to make the virtual machine we're gonna use on the Unguraits.
BAT IN A BUCKET: What's he doing with the human parts?
DEATH SEED VIRUS: You know Ometar. He'll probably eat it or something. {Cut to the machine room. Ometar is doing so. Cut back to BIAB's room.} See? He did!
BAT IN A BUCKET: I kinda needed the robot parts for the new Techno.
DEATH SEED VIRUS: Well, just make a new head! I mean, you do know how to do that, right?
BAT IN A BUCKET: Sure! Now get a screwdriver, a blowtorch, and a bucket full of dead kittens and meet me in the attic! {leaves}
DEATH SEED VIRUS: Dead kittens?
BAT IN A BUCKET: {peeks head in} For food! {leaves}
DEATH SEED VIRUS: Oh! Wait, aren't I the boss?
BAT IN A BUCKET: {comes back in} Yes, but I need those things to make the robot! Seriously! {leaves} And don't forget the kittens!
DEATH SEED VIRUS: STOP TALKING ABOUT DEAD KITTENS! That's gross. {as leaving} I like puppies better.
{Fade to black. "Click here to email the Unguraits" appears.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "things" to see a picture of the Unguraits in tights.
Fun Facts
- Techno's head being ripped off refers to what Death Seed did in the end of Doomsday.
