Other Character Email The Unguraits/Cloning
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The unguraits clone themselves!
Cast (In order of appearance): Shadowy Figure, WUSS, The Unguraits, Kyle, Contestro Sevornkey, Trevor, Robot Army
Transcript
SHADOWY FIGURE: Now that we have complete control over the Unguraits' house, we can rule the world!
C.OLIMAR788:' Sir! he Unguraits are approaching!
SHADOWY FIGURE: Excellent. {The Unguraits and Kyle come in}
UNGURAIT #1: I see you have taken over our house again.
SHADOWY FIGURE: Yes.
UNGURAIT #1: Well...give it back.
SHADOWY FIGURE: NO! {Shoots the Unguraits and Kyle with a large cannon. They are sent flying away. Kyle lands on his head, but is completely undamaged due to his spring. The Unguraits land in a conviniently placed trampoline.}
UNGURAIT #1: We need to get our house back! Let's get recruits! {Cut to Contestro's lair.}
CONTESTRO: Let me get this straight. You need my help to defeat a gang of wiki users called WUSS and some Shadowy Figure that have taken over your house?
UNGURAIT #1: Yes.
CONTESTRO: Okay.
{Cut to Trevor's house}
TREVOR: Let me get this straight. You need my help to defeat a gang of wiki--
UNGURAIT #1: He already said that.
TREVOR: Oh. Then let's do it!
UNGURAIT #1: Okay, but first, let's check some emails. Kyle, get the Steely 801! {Kyle does that}
Dear Unguraito's Have you ever cloned one another? It could help you with your stealing career. The Noid.
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Cloning, eh Noidy? That's not a bad idea. {not typing} Kyle! {Kyle get the cloning machine. The Unguraits get in it. Dozens of Unguraits appear. After they get out of the cloner, there are over 1000 Unguraits.}
CONTESTRO: Oh crap.
TREVOR: You can say that again.
CONTESTRO: Oh crap.
{Cut to the Unguraits' house. The clones, Kyle, Contestro, and Trevor march towards it.}
SUPER SAM: Sir! An army of clones and some other guys are attacking!
SHADOWY FIGURE: Thay really take this seriously. Well, let's get the minions.
SUPER SAM: But sir, the robots are not ready.
SHDAOWY FIGURE: I DON'T CARE!!!
SUPER SAM: Okkay s-sir. Right aw-way. {leaves}
UNGURAIT #1: Okay men. Let's show these guys what it means to mess with the Unguraits. Huh? {Pan out to see several robots marching towards them. They are mostly Greggos, Jaros, Chorches, and Robot equivalents of WUSS} Oh crap. That can't be good. Oh well. These clones have got to go somehow. {to the army} ATTACK!!!
{The clones attack the robots. There is a big battle. Clons and robots are dying and they're being torn limb from limb. This is the kind of bloody, gory mayhem that gives people nightmares for years. Blood and oil is globbed onto the ground. The Unguraits (1-4) head towards their house. They open the door to attack the Shadowy Figure. Then, the Shadowy Figure uses a growth ray to enlarge himself to ten times his own size. He attacks the Ungureaits. Trevor uses his laser gun to shoot him. He is irritated. Contestro attacks him with his RDC robot and temporarily knocks him out. The Shadowy Figure is overpowered by the group. (Unguraits, Kyle, Contestro, and Trevor) and leaves, along with WUSS.}
UNGURAIT #1: Well, we got our house back and got rid of the clones and robots. This day can't get any better. {pan out to see dead bodies, broken robots, and random flames}
KYLE: Define "better".
CONTESTRO: I gotta go. I'm going to fake that I'm going back into the cheat commandos to override their security system and use it against them. {leaves}
TREVOR: I gotta go plot against Strong Bad. {leaves}
{The Paper}
