Other Character Email The Unguraits/Reference 2
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Last time, they made sense, but this is just...ignorant.
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Stick Figures, Doomsday, Possessed Squid, Walt, Kotra, Contestro Sevornkey
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Checkin' up the email in the morning, morning!
The Unguraits, You win no prize yet. When I said to parody a movie, I meant to actually parody it, not use it as an excuse to put in characters from other toons and crap into your email show! It's unexcusable! I'll give you another chance. Parody something like Lord of the Rings, War of the Worlds, a Star Wars battle, or at least the singing in the rain thing (don't restrict yourselves to those four). Do something, or you won't receive any prizes from me. My allegience is to the Republic, to democracy! Obi-Wan Kenobi
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, Obey-One, if you want us to parody that crap, then look at this thing we made. {types "movie thing" zoom in on the screen. There is a white background with stick figures around. It appears to be raining.}
STICK #1: {singing} La la la! I'm singing in rain time! {a crudely drawn spaceship crashes onto the stick. A stick alien with several long noodles which appear to be tentacles comes out.}
STICK ALIEN: We delare war on you world!
STICK #2: {offscreen} Not soo fist! {pan over to a stick with several rings revolving around him} I am lard of ring stuff! I destroy you and the war of stars! {pan to the sky. Two stars are fighting. Pan back down.} Now time to get the! Hya! {kicks alien. Cut to a mountain. It's raining. All sticks in the show are singing. A black screen labeled "teh eend" appears.}
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} There you go, annoy-boy. Now leave us alone! We don't even care about that dumb prize anymore!
{Cut to Doomsday's Sky Sanctuary. He is building a doomsday device that appears to be a large robot with a clock on its chest.}
DOOMSDAY: Heh heh. With this robot/bomb, I shall destroy the universe! Those Ungurats will never figure out the secret password! {sets password} They shall all die! {laughs maniacally}
{Cut to the Possessed Squid's lair cave.}
WALT: What's the plan again?
POSSESSED SQUID: I go in their house while you grab them. Then I blast them with demonic black goo.
WALT: Why do we have to grab them?
KOTRA: Can't you do that?
POSSESSED SQUID: Yeah, but it's much easier if I destroy them, and you two just hold them down.
KOTRA: But there are two of us and four of them. You have four tentacles to hold them down. Use them!
POSSESSED SQUID: I'm the boss and what I say goes!
WALT: Who says?!?
POSSESSED SQUID: I says!
WALT: Well, I don't know who died and made you the leader, but I should be the leader, right Kotra?
KOTRA: Screw you! I'm the strongest of the team! I'm the leader!
POSSESSED SQUID: Forget it! I rule! {Kotra grabs the squid's tentacles and tie them in a knot.} AHH! {tries to get them untied} Untie them, lackey!
KOTRA: I would if you make me the leader. {cut to the outside of the cave lair}
POSSESSED SQUID: {from inside} Never!
{Cut to Contestro's lair}
CONTESTRO: So when do we get Doomsday and stop his machine thingy?
UNGURAIT #1: By email 75 we should be able to. In the mean time, just do something to keep yourself busy. {they leave}
CONTESTRO: I'll teach myself to sleep with my eyes open.
{The Paper}
{After 10 seconds, he falls over}
