Other Character Email The Unguraits/Psychic Cheat
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The Unguraits, after an explanation from the Bat in a Bucket's future self, find out "Redrum" is a secret password to shut down a doomsday device built by Doomsday and Psychic Cheat knew it his whole life!
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Kyle, Contestro Sevornkey, Future Bat in a Bucket, Future Contestro, Psychic Cheat, Gunhaver
Transcript
{Fade on to Future Bat in a Bucket's house.}
UNGURAIT #1: Why did this happen?
FUTURE BAT IN A BUCKET: {distorted} Well, after you di-disappeared, Doomsday took over the-the-the world!
UNGURAIT #1: Didn't you make us disappear?
FUTURE BAT IN A BUCKET: {distorted} No. The de-demons pushed you off, resulting in you being dea-dea-dea-dea-dea-dea-dea-dead. I saved you.
CONTESTRO: What happened to me in the future?
FUTURE BAT IN A BUCKET: {distorted} Come. {The Unguraits, Kyle, and Contestro follow Future BIAB. Cut to Future Contestro's lair. See this to see a picture.}
CONTESTRO: Wha...what happened?
FUTURE BAT IN A BUCKET: {distorted} Apperently, you survi-vived the fall, so Doomsday mauled you, but you-you were sent to the hospital. You are now very e-e-e-e-e-e-edgy.
CONTESTRO: We get it. We have to go back in time to stop Doomsday. Now let's go back!
FUTURE BAT IN A BUCKET: {distorted} Very well, butr you cannot do it without the password. It is r-r-r-r-r-r-r {the time portal appears. Everyone but Future BIAB and Future Contestro go in.} r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-redrum! What? They left? But without that password, they cannot defeat Doomsd-day! {Cut to Contestro's lair. The Unguraits, Kyle, and Contestro jump out of the time portal, which disappears after they get out.}
UNGURAIT #1: What do you think that password was?
KYLE: It's probably nothing.
UNGURAIT #1: Well, maybe an email might conviniently hold the secret. {Cut to the Steely 801} Let's see what we got here.
Ungurait #3, Have you drunken redrum? Count X
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Uhh, look here Count, we're pretty sure that redrum isn't a beverage. But we've always wondered what that meant. We'll go find out what it means.
{they get up. Cut to Psychic Cheat's home. He is constantly chanting "Redrum" over and over.}
INGURAIT #1: Stop saying it and tell us what it means already! {He continues chanting} Well, let's try to disturb your little meditiation-fest. {Smacks Psychic Cheat in the face, but it doesn't work. They spray him with water - doesn't work. Bullhorn - No.} What does it take to phase you? I know! We'll go to the one guy who can understand him!
{Cut to the CCHP.}
GUNHAVER: I have no idea what it means. He's been chanting it his whole life. Clearly, he been compelled to say this, but we don't know what.
UNGURAIT #1: The emailer said it was a soda.
GUNHAVER: I don't think a soda did this. Whatever it is, it must've been pretty big.
PSYCHIC CHEAT: {with great effort) Dddooooommsddayy...
UNGURAIT #1: Doomsday? What about Doomsday?
'PSYCHIC CHEAT: {more effort} Pppassswwworrdd...
UNGURAIT #1: That must've been what Bat in a Bucket was talking about. What was it for?
PSYCHIC CHEAT: {even more effort} Hheelllllppppp... mmmeeee...
GUNHAVER: How 'bout this? Ahem... WACKY MOO-MOO! {Psychic Cheat quits chanting and blinks twice.}
PSYCHIC CHEAT: Huh? What? Am I finally free of that wretched chanting?
GUNHAVER: Yes. Now what was the password for?
PSYCHIC CHEAT: "Redrum" is a password for an ultra-destructive doomsday device that Doomsday built to destroy the universe. I predicted this, but when I tried to worn you guys, some curse was put on me to chant it over and over without stopping, even in my sleep! But now I'm free! Can I join now?
GUNHAVER: Iguess so, but that's really up to Shim-Sham-Sam.
PSYCHIC CHEAT: Is he like the boss?
GUNHAVER: Not like the boss. The boss.
UNGURAIT #1: Hello? Plot here!
PSYCHIC CHEAT: Oh right, that. That's all I knew.
UNGURAIT #1: We'll just leave now. {They do so.}
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- Psychic Cheat is a character from GEmail
- Shim-Sham-Sam being the boss refers to the fact that he owns said show.
