Other Character Email The Unguraits/BILLS
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Isn't it time they paid their household BILLS?!
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Tapioca Plumber Dude, Ometar, Omsar
Transcript
UNGURAIT: Emlail is grood.
Unguraits (or should I say Hail the Awexome Unguraits),
Isn't it about time you paid your household
BILLS?!
I don't mean bullets or pelican beaks. I mean, uh,
the dollared ones.
-Tapioca Plumber Dude
UNGURAIT: {typing} Bills? Hmm...I don't know. Okay. {leaves}
{Cut to an alley.}
TAPIOCA PLUMBER DUDE: Did you bring the money?
UNGURAIT: {holds up a money bag} Yes.
TAPIOCA PLUMBER DUDE: Good.
{The Unguraits hand him the money and leave.}
TAPIOCA PLUMBER DUDE: How nice of them to pay the bills...
{Takes off the mask to reveal Ometar, Master of Evil.}
OMETAR: Too bad I tricked you to get rich. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
{Omsar comes in.}
OMSAR: Not so fast, Ometar!
OMETAR: Omsar, my brother. I'm keeping this money!
OMSAR: No you're not! Give it!
{They begin to fight, but then we end up cutting back to the Bandit 700.}
UNGURAIT: Well, we paid the household bills. And now in retrospect, we ask why.
DIFFERENT UNGURAIT: We probably shouldn't have given it to him.
UNGURAIT: You're right. We shouldn't have.
{Omsar comes in.}
OMSAR: Here's your money back! {leaves}
UNGURAIT: Oh, looks like it was a happy ending after all!
{VERY long pause}
UNGURAIT: I said ending!
{The Paper}
