Other Character Email The Unguraits/Nintendo Bandits
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The Unguraits reminice about their audition for a part in Super Mario RPG as well as realizing they once met Possessed Squid before they started checking emails.
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Crook, Sackit, Director, Possessed Squid, Doomsday, Kyle, Contestro Sevornkey, Walt, Kotra, Future Bat in a Bucket
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: YOU MUST CHECK THE EMAIL OR ELSE!
S'up Unguraits! You guys really DO look like Nintendo bandits. Have you ever tried auditioning for the part? Yours truly, PK
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well Pre-School, we did. We were trying out for a part in Super Mario RPG...{Cut to a video game set with a flashback effect}
CROOK: So you think you can get in green group?
UNGURAIT #1: We already told you, we're the Unguraits!
SACKIT: Ha ha ha! That's a wierd name! Unguraits...ha ha! With a name like that, you'll never get the part! We will!
UNGURAIT #1: We'll see.
DIRECTOR: Next!
CROOK: I'm up! {goes offscreen} Ahem...You can't run away! Ha!
SACKIT: He's good.
UNGURAIT #1: I wonder how long he's gonna be up there.
{5 minutes later}
DIRECTOR: {offscreen} Great! You get the part!
CROOK: {offscreen} Woohoo! {pan to the laft to see Possessed Squid approaching the line}
POSSESSED SQUID: Is this the line for King Calamari auditions?
UNGURAIT #1: No. That's over there.
POSSESSED SQUID: Thanks. {the flashback cloud pops as the Unguraits are sitting in front of the Cronty, shocked}
UNGURAIT #1: I can't believe it.
UNGURAIT #2: Niether can I.
UNGURAIT #3: Me niether.
UNGURAIT #4: {gasps}
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, Pikachu, you opened our eyes to the past. I can't believe that we met that squid before this show even started. We need to figure out who else was at that audition. {types "Ungurait Email SMRPG auditions" The results are shown as:}
Search results for "Ungurait Email SMRPG Auditions" Unguraits - Crook/Sackit Possessed Squid - King Calamari Glitch - Greaper Bat in a Bucket - Enigma Contestro - Fautso Death Seed Virus - Yaridovich
UNGURAIT #1: How could this be? We have to go to Doomsday to see if he has anything to do with this. {They leave. Pan out to see Doomsday is watching them.}
DOOMSDAY: No! I cannot let them get here, or they'll ruin everything! If they find out I set them up in the auditions to confuse them and make them go on a long journey to where I can destroy Contestro's lair and leave them homeless and deressed! Now I must get the demons. {Cut to the cannon. The Unguraits, Kyle, and Contestro.}
'CONTESTRO: Are you sure he has anything to do with the facts that a lot of your enemies, and me, auditioning for the same game?
UNGURAIT #1: Yes, Fautso, we're sure. It's too much of a coincidence! Now let's go! {They get in the cannon and launch into the sky. Cut to the entrance the three demons are witing for the guys to get there. The Unguraits, Kyle, and Contestro land on the entrance. The demons quickly push them off. Cut back to the cannon. A strange robotic bat wing reaches out to place a portal face down. As the guys fall, they land in it. A robotic bat, similar to Bat in a Bucket follows.}
{fade to black, the text "To be continued...click here to email the Unguraits" appears}
