Other Character Email The Unguraits/Cereal Commercial
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It's about time for a new one!
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Kyle, Doctor,
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Well, now that we've finally gotten out of the plot, we're headed...into a new one.
Dear The Ungthtasbdsb You shoulld make an unguraits brand cereal. -With crap, Sean
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, San, we will. And Kyle's gonna get you a cow and some boxing gloves. {not typing, to Kyle} Kyle! {Kyle comes in} I need you to get a cow, some boxing gloves, and a camera, and meet us at Sean's house!
KYLE: JOEL!
UNGURAIT #1: What?
KYLE: BENDER!
UNGURAIT #1: We gotta figure out what's wrong with you. {Cut to a doctor's office} Well, Doc, what's wrong with him?
DOCTOR: I'm afraid he's got the Referance Virus, but we have nothing to worry about...
UNGURAIT #1: Whew.
DOCTOR: ...yet.
UNGURAIT #1: What?
DOCTOR: You see, there are 10 stages. The first is blurting out main characters. Right, Kyle?
KYLE: NAR!
DOCTOR: The second is blurting out obscure and not-well-known characters. The third is blurting out places. The fourth is blurting out names of shows/movies/comics/etc. The fifth is blurting out names of episodes of shows. The sixth is blurting out short lines. The seventh is yelling long lines. And the eighth, and final step is...{close-up} a lust to destroy the world.
UNGURAIT #1: That's 8 steps.
DOCTOR: {angrily} I'm bad at math!
{Cut to a commercial set}
DIRECTOR: So guys, you ready?
UNGURAIT #1: We were born to be ready!
DIRECTOR: Okay, Bandit-O's, take 1! And...action!
UNGURAIT #1: When we like to eat stuff, we gotta get some Bandit-O's. We eat them. The end.
DIRECTOR: That's it?
UNGURAIT #1: Yeah...that's it.
DIRECTOR: Let's go.
{Everyone leaves}
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- Kyle's stage-one characters are:
- Joel, a main character of Bonus Stage.
- Bender, a main character of Futurama.
- And Nar, a main character of GEOweasel.
