Other Character Email The Unguraits/Dreamail
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After the Unguraits and friends fight Doomsday, they answer an email about what they look for in an email.
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Domsday, Stinkoman, 1-Up, Kyle, Contestro, Walt (corpse), Kotra (corpse), Jan, Techno, Possessed Squid, Delta, Beta, Yuta, Alpha
Transcript
{Fade in to Stinkoman's kitchen}
UNGURAIT #1: How did you even get here?
DOOMSDAY: I used my time machine. Now prepare to die, all of you!
STINKOMAN: Waaait a minute! You're not gonna kill me, are you? I'm your friend!
DOOMSDAY: I need no friends. Just allies. Are you my ally?
STINKOMAN: Do I get to challenge and fight?
DOOMSDAY: Of course.
STINKOMAN: I'm in!
1-UP: Stinkoman, he's the bad guy!
STINKOMAN: Listen, kid, I'm not the bad guy, but an...anti-hero.
1-UP: You're already talking like a villain!
STINKOMAN: Are you asking for a challenge? Yes you are! Let's get 'em!
{Battle music begins. Doomsday blasts toward the Unguraits. Stinkoman punches 1-Up. Kyle jumps on Doomsday, doing nothing. Doomsday grabs him and throws him against a wall, damaging him. Contestro uses one of his pudding cups and throws it at Stinkoman. He can't see and flails wildly. The Unguraits rip off Doomsday's claws. They fall on the ground. After the beat doomsday and make him land on his flat head, the arms grab the Unguraits and punch each one in the face. Stinkoman blasts fire wildly hitting almost everyone. Most of the people dodge. The claws are badly burnt and fall to the ground. Doomsday is badly burnt as well, but cant get up because his arms are pipped off and his head is flat.}
DOOMSDAY: Stinkoman! Get over here and help me!
STINKOMAN: I can't see! {wipes pudding off his eyes} Waaah! You're arms are ripped off!
DOOMSDAY: {flatly} Really? Oh, gee, I didn't notice.
STINKOMAN: We gotta get outta here, buddy! {grabs Doomsday and runs away}
DOOMSDAY: {fading} I told you, I'm not your buddy!
1-UP: I can't believe Stinkoman would go to the dark side!
CONTESTRO: He's just Doomsday's friend.
KYLE: I thought those demons were his only friends.
UNGURAIT #2: Speaking of which, we haven't sen them in a while. ! wonder how Jan's doing in fighting them.
1-UP: Who cares? We've got bigger problems!
{Cut to the Possessed Squid's Lair-Cave. Walt and Kotra are dead. Techno and Jan have the Possessed Squid backed into a corner.}
POSSESSED SQUID: Come on! I just want to kill your friends! I don't want to die.
TECHNO: Tough! You shall die! {As Techno begins to charge his laser, Possessed Squid disappears in a flash. The laser hits the cave wall. They look around, confused. Cut to the Delta Guys' Lair.}
POSSESSED SQUID: Who are you guys?
DELTA: Guys who hate 1-Up. {Possessed Squid looks at them blankly} And The Unguraits.
POSSESSED SQUID: I'm in! {leaves}
BETA: He really doesn't like to talk does he?
YUTA: Why do we need him? We've got Doomsday and Stinkoman!
DELTA: They're completely incompetant!
ALPHA: So is the squid.
DELTA: The more villains, the better, I always say.
{Cut to Stinkoman's House.}
1-UP: We need to find the guys who have been making these villains appear all over the place!
KYLE: Is it Doomsday?
1-UP: No, it can't be. These guys must be much more powerful.
CONTESTRO: More powerful than auto-arms?
1-UP: Much more powerful. We've lost the Guy, so we need to go look for these guys. Let's go.
UNGURAIT #1: Sure, but first we have to answer an email. {Cut to the Lappotron}
What do you hope for in an email? -INSERT NAMETAG HERE
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, Unown, we hope for good emails. {not typing} let's go! {They leave. They all leave with backpacks on. Cut to the 20X6 field. They are walking.} Do you even know where any of your rivals live?
1-UP: Where does Doomsday live?
UNGURAIT #1: In the sky.
1-UP: What? AHH! {falls to the ground and sobs} I know he was a bad guy, but he could have changed! {sobs}
UNGURAIT #1: In a spaceship!
1-UP: Oh... {gets up} Right. I knew that.
KYLE: Then why were you crying?
1-UP: I have...onionfume syndrome! Sometimes I smell onions from out of nowhere!
CONTESTRO: Yeah right.
{Cut to Stinkoman's "back-up" house. Stinkoman is trying to reattach Doomsday's arms.}
STINKOMAN: Don't worry! I'll get these arms back on you eventually!
DOOMSDAY: {sighs} Ever since we met, I've been getting defeated quicker than usual. I mean, I defeated those Delta guys to give me their demon squid.}
STINKOMAN: Should I leave? I mean, I've been uncomfortable hanging with a bad guy.
DOOMSDAY: Yes. Leave me alone.
STINKOMAN: Okay. {blasts Doomsday with flames} See ya! {leaves}
DOOMSDAY: Hey! Get back here and fix my arms! {Cut to the 20X6 field}
POSSESSED SQUID: I forgot where they were. I'll go back and ask where they are. {Pan behind him. The guys are following him. Cut to a giant purple football. The squid goes in the portal on it.}
1-UP: That's as subtle as a flying mallet. {Cut to the inside. The Delta guys are sitting in a room. Possessed Squid walks up to them. The other follow him.}
DELTA: Uh, it looks like you were followed.
POSSESSED SQUID: No way. {turns around} Oh... uhh... {Turns around} Right. Umm...
DELTA: Stowaways, show yourselves! {they do so}
1-UP: Who are you guys?
BETA: You imbicile! You led 1-Up and the Unguraits here!
1-UP: I'm assuming you guys are the one who have been sending those guys to kill us?
YUTA: Yep! {the others look at him}
DELTA: You'll be replaced by Omega now.
YUTA: Oh man!
{Fade to black. "See 1-Up email Root Beer for the rest." appears.}
Fun Facts
- "Subtle as a flying mallet" is from the Danny Phantom episode, "The Ultimate enemy" as is the football.
- The way the Unguraits spelt "Unknown" refers to the Pokemon Unown.
