Other Character Email The Unguraits/Halloweener
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The Unguraits steal candy.
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Treelor, Super Sam, H*R 700, C.Olimar788, Dennis Dunjinman, Kyle
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Email is like the son we never had. And never will.
Dear Unguraits, Halloween is coming up. Why do not you steal all the candy. I can not come myself, you will have to do it alone. I never use contractions, Stlunko.
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} You really should do something about that "not using contractions" thing. It's getting anoying. I mean, come on! "Why do not you." I'm surprised noone's done any thing about it. We're going to reprogram you...eventually. {clears screen} So stealing candy? We've done that every year since we were 3 years old. But it's not even September! You should at least wait until September 20th. But we'll wait.
{October 31, 2005...}
UNGURAIT #1: Time to steal some candy! {they leave. Cut to a house.} If anyone asks, we're dressed up as mummies. {the door opens} Get them! {They steal the candy}
TREELOR: Well, that's all I had planned for today. {goes back inside}
UNGURAIT #1: Wait a minute...these are coupons. For Treelor's Tree Palace! That freakin' little...We'll get the next guy. {Cut to a door labeled "WUSS"} Here we go. {A cage drops on them.} What the? {Door opens to reveal the Wiki User Super Squadron.}
SUPER SAM: Hahaha! Now we have you right where we want you. To the foretress of Wiki-tude! {Cut to the Foretress of Wiki-Tude with a Batman-esque variation with the letters "WUSS"} Welcome to the Foretress of Wiki-Tude and your doom.
C.OLIMAR788: You made us suffer and now it's time for us to return the favor.
UNGURAIT #1: All this because we wouldn't tell you the real secret recipie?
SUPER SAM: It's more than that. You made us all suffer.
UNGURAIT #1: We understand why you 3 hate me, but what did we ever do to you?
H*R 700: You attacked me with Saturn people.
UNGURAIT #1: Oh, right.
SUPER SAM: Now, if you don't tell mr the secret recipie, we will dump you into this very hot tar filled with electric eels.
UNGURAIT #1: Weren't you gonna do that anyway?
SUPER SAM: Umm...yes. NOW PREPARE TO DIE!
KYLE: {offscreen} Not so fast! {tips over the tar.} Come on! {him and The Unguraits escape.}
SUPER SAM: Let's get outta here! {WUSS leaves}
UNGURAIT #1: Well, that sucked more than expected.
KYLE: At least you didn't die.
UNGURAIT #1: Yeah...Hey, where's Ungurait #4?
{Cut to the Foretress of Wiki-Tude. Ungurait #4 is tied up.}
SUPER SAM: Now that we have a hostage, we will get that secret recipie!
UNGURAIT #4: Help me!
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- September 20th is Mr. Cradgage's birthday.
- Treelor was on BSFWiki as Mr. Cradgage's (There known as "Some Guy") OCE.
