Other Character Email The Unguraits/Elly Insane
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Elly goes insane to avoid suspicions. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Gunhaver, Alpha Stan, Elly, Ripper Roo, Parakarry, Mario, Wilt, Gir, Pikmin, Phil Argus, Markie
Transcript
UNGURAIT: Thanks for letting us use your computer.
GUNHAVER: It was the leat I could do after you...umm...you're welcome.
Dear Unguraits,,. I liked Ellerait!!!!111one Pleasquuesa dfhghopfhiongdjinbney fbhggh go back in time to stop Elly from going back in time to kill Ellerait!! And also, you could recreate the Bandit!!!!@#$%^&*()_+ (that is good fun) Sicnerely,,. --HSRUHS (Homestar Runner Ultimate Hating Squad), bye, FULL STOP!
UNGURAIT: {reads email with difficulty} {typing} Well, HSRUHS, {pronounces as "hiss-ruhs"} We...wait. Elly killed Ellerait? Why? Well, we'll save her from being killed.
{CRASH! (This happens alot)}
{Elly appears. Her eyes are bloodshot, mouth foaming, breathing heavily, and is wielding a bloody axe.}
ELLY: {dark tone} No you won't. Noone shall know about her. I'll stop at nothing to remove evidence she exists. Even if I have to destroy humanity to do it.
UNGURAIT: You're being crazy now.
ELLY: DIE!!!
{They start chasing each other with that hall of doors fashion. Elly's chasing the Unguraits. At some point Ripper Roo bounces out of a door, Parakarry karrys Paper Mario out of one, Wilt runs out of one, Gir bounces on his head like an idiot, Pikmin flood the hall, Elly chucks the axe at an open door, it's Phil Argus. (He'll be back in "Joel Goes to College".) Elly pulls out the axe from his head. Markie comes out of a door and has a scared look and runs back in. Elly chuck the axe at him. He dead. The Unguraits are cornered with Elly, about to axe them.}
ELLY: Prepare to die along with these yellow dogs!
GUNHAVER: {off-screen} Take her down!
{Elly is completely covered by tranquilizer darts, which knock her out.}
UNGURAIT: Why didn't you help me before?
GUNHAVER: I don't like you.
{The Paper}
