Other Character Email The Unguraits/Reference
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The Unguraits go into refential chaos!
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Possessed Squid, Rya Botkins, Nicolai Technus, The Tar Monster, Bogmire, Martian Commander, Contestro Sevornkey
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Looks like we're gonna have to check email!
Dear The Unguraits, Parody as many movies as you can in one email. If you do so, you'll win a SECRET PRIZE! It's not death. Tomorrow's another day, Scarlett
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, we're not that good at referencing things, but we're sure the squid has something stupid to do so. Let's go see the force's disturbance. {Cut to the Possessed Squid's lair-cave. The villains in the cast list are there.}
POSSESSED SQUID: WE are here to do one thing; to destroy the Unguraits!
RYA: Why do we need these morons?
POSSESSED SQUID: Look at the name. So here's the plan: Rya kicks their butt. If doesn't work, we all maul them for all their worth!
TECHNUS: That's it?
POSSESSED SQUID: Uhh...yeah, pretty much.
TECHNUS: How about this: I, Technus, master of electrical appliances and ruler of technology, shall go in, take over their electrical items and create a robotic suit! Then, I shall take over the world!
TAR MONSTER: What do we do?
TECHNUS: Uhh...stand there?
BOGMIRE: How about you do that, while I use my shadow clones to control the people of the world. I'll make them do my bidding. Then the Tar Monster will cover the road in sticky tar so noone can escape. After they're trapped, my clones will control them. Then Rya will kill the rebels that will hide in a secret underground base. Then, I will overthrow Technus, reign!
TECHNUS: You are NOT overthrowing me!
BOGMIRE: At leat my plan involves teamwork!
POSSESSED SQUID: Are you people forgetting what we're really trying to do?
BOGMIRE: ...What are we supposed to be doing?
POSSESSED SQUID: We're supposed to be killing the Unguraits! And I'm the one who will rule the world! Now go do my bidding, whelps! {they don't leave} Did I stutter? MOVE IT!!! {They head towards the squid} Wha- What are you doing? {The Tar Monster begins to cover the squid in tar}
RYA: We're not going to do your bidding! We'll go begin our own plans! {They all leave in different directions as the squid is still covered in tar.}
POSSESSED SQUID: {muffled} Hello?
{Cut to the planet mars. Bogmire appears with a flash of lighting.}
BOGMIRE: I'll take over Mars first. Noone can stop me! HAHAHAHAHAHA--
MARTAIN COMMANDER: {offscreen} Halt, invader! {pan out to show the martian commander pointing a gun at Bogmire}
BOGMIRE: You're kidding. {The Martian Commander shoots him and destroys him. Cut to The Unguraits' house.}
UNGURAIT #1: We'd better go save Kyle. {Wires wrap around them} What the?
TECHNUS: {on computer} You're not going anywhere!
UNGURAIT #1: You're Technus, aren't you?
{Pan to the door. Contestro's coming in.}
CONTESTRO: Guys, I want you outta my hou-hou-hou-haaaaah! {screaming} Robots are attacking! {Pan back over to the Unguraits tied up by Technus.}
UNGURAIT #1: This is Technus.
CONTESTRO: {offscreen} Oh, okay. {chucks a thermos at the screen}
TECHNUS: {from computer} Ow. Tar Monster, attack! {Pan back to the door. The Tar Monster creeps up behind Contestro.}
CONTESTRO: The Tar Monster? {looks behind himsalf} AHHHHHH!!! {The Tar Monster grabs Contestro. Pan back over to the Unguraits and Technus.}
UNGURAIT #1: Why are you doing this?
RYA: {offscreen} Because I told them to do so!
UNGURAIT #1: Rya! {pan over to Rya}
RYA: That squid was holding me back. Since I have already been killed, I can't be. I have now realized that I can rule the world by myself! Now, {to Technus and the Tar Monster} take them to the dungeon!
TECHNUS: {from computer} What dungeon?
RYA: The RDC's dungeon! Go! {Technus and the Tar Monster leave with them.} Now I must go prepare for their death. {laughs maniacally and leaves}
{The Paper}
References
- Danny Phantom
- Nicolai Technus is a villain from the show.
- The thermos refers to how Danny catches the ghosts.
- Luigi's Mansion
- Bogmire is the second boss.
- He also creates shadow clones and appears with lightning.
- Other
- Force's disturbance refers to Star Wars.
- The Tar Monster is from Scooby Doo.
- The Martian Commander is from Duck Dodgers.
- Rya is from Bonus Stage.
