Other Character Email The Unguraits/Plan
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Pirate Pete has a plan!
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Elly, Andrew, The Trickster, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, The Poopsmith
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: {singing} Email us! Or we'll come and steal your things!
Dear Ulderait
I have thought of a plan to eliminate Ellerait or Evil for good!
First: Stop ALL food getting to her/it (Thats it, ALL of it!)
Second: Get Tampo to sing to her/it (Have you heard of that stuff? It's horrible!)
Third: Add the secret ingredient (That one YOU must find out!)
From,
Dinoshaur (Also known as Pirate Pete)
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, Petey, first of all: SPELL THINGS RIGHT! Our name is the UNGUraits and her name is Evil! I mean Elly! We'll steal their food. {not typing} To the space suits!
{Cut to the space suit room. The Unguraits put on Space suits. Cut to Elly's Ship.}
ELLY: Where's all the food?
ANDREW: I don't know.
{pause}
ELLY: You ate it all, didn't you?
ANDREW: I ate a hot dog.
ELLY: You ate it all!
ANDREW: I ate a hot dog!
{Elly gets her ax and axes Andrew. The Trickster comes in.}
THE TRICKSTER: What are you doing?
ELLY: He ate all the food!
{long pause}
ELLY: Don't you care?
THE TRICKSTER: Robots don't eat.
ELLY: Oh, yeah. I forgot.
{Pan out to see the Unguraits in space suits holding several large bags. (Probably the food)}
UNGURAIT #1: Let's go see Tampo.
{Cut to the alternate universe he's in. He's small.}
UNGURAIT #1: Tampo, we need you to sing to Elly.
TAMPO: Why?
UNGURAIT #1: Pete said you'd destroy her with it.
TAMPO: It's not that bad.
UNGURAIT #1: Oh yeah? Sing right now.
BRODY AND STLUNKO: NO!
TAMPO: Okay. {singing "These Peoples Try to Fade Me" horribly off-key}
UNGURAIT #1: Stop! Stop! For the love of all that's holy, PLEASE STOP!!!
TAMPO: It's not that bad, is it?
STLUNKO: Umm...it is very...
BRODY: That was HORRIBLE!!!'
TAMPO: {sarcastically} You guys sure know how to make a guy feel good.
UNGURAIT #1: Let's go!
{Cut to Elly's ship with Tampo singing.}
UNGURAIT #2: Now we gotta get that "secret ingredient".
UNGURAIT #1: I know where we can get that!
{Cut to The Poopsmith's famous pile of crap with the Unguraits holding a paper bag.}
UNUGRAIT #1: We need the secret ingredient.
THE POOPSMITH: {Hold his shovel full of crap over the bag.}
{Cut back to Elly's Ship with Tampo still singing. She notices the large paper bag.}
ELLY: What's this? {picks up the bag} Is it food? {opens bag} This isn't food!
{Cut back to the Steely}
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, Pete we did the plan, and I think it worked. {not typing} To the food court! {they leave}
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko being trapped in another universe at a shrunken state is their current status in Other Character Email Tampo.
- The paper bag is from this Halloween thing.
