Other Character Email The Unguraits/Rise of the Wiki Users...Sorta
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The Shadowy Figure assembles all of the wiki users. Wiki War II...right?
Cast(In order of appearance): Shadowy Figure, WUSS, Several Wiki Users, Evil
Transcript
SHADOWY FIGURE: Well, I've assembled you here today to join WUSS to destroy the Unguraits.
E-102 STINKOMAN: Why are we on the moon? {Pan out to see a large dome on the moon}
SHADOWY FIGURE: So those Jawas won't attack to stop us. Now, we need plans. Who has a plan?
THATKIDSAM: Let's beat them up!
SHADOWY FIGURE: Too simple.
PRINCESSHOMESTAR: Let's just ask them to give up! We have them outnumbered!
SHADOWY FIGURE: You don't know what they're capable of, do you?
PRINCESSHOMESTAR: ...
SHADOWY FIGURE: That's what I thought. Anyone else?
1-UP CHEATACHU: I have {holds up furbies} FURBIES!!
SHADOWY FIGURE: ...You sure do. Anyone with a WORTHWHILE plan?
1-UP CHEATACHU: But these aren't ordinary Furbies. They are fierce battle Furbies from the future!
SUPER SAM: No they aren't. Furbies SUCK!
1-UP CHEATACHU: WHAT?!? FURBIES, ATTACK!! {The Furbies shoot lasers, fly, uses giant claws and fangs to rip him apart, and roar fiercly, all at once. The others are shocked.} Furbies, come. {The Furbies come back to him.} You were saying?
SUPER SAM: {with effort} Nevermind.
SHADOWY FIGURE: Okay...now, then. Let's form a plan with all those plans. We ask them to give up, and if that doesn't work, we'll attack them with battle furbies, and/or, beat them up. Now all we have to do is think up a rad name. {long pause} Who has a rad name?
KINSEY: The--uhh...Bad...People...
E-102 STINKOMAN: The Source of Evil.
EVIL: I'm not a wiki user!
THATKIDSAM: The Unguraits' Asassins!
The Noid: Atomic Destroyers of the Netherworld.
CE1: Hideous Demons. {They destroy CE1}
1-UP CHEATACHU: FURBIES!!
EINOO THE SPORK: I'm leaving. {leaves}
SHADOWY FIGURE: Let's go with The Unguraits' Asassins. Let's go destroy them!
{Cut to the Unguraits' house.}
SUPER SAM: Are you sure we'll destroy them?
SHADOWY FIGURE: As long as you took out the cannon, ion beam, atom smasher, and robotic cardboard box.
SUPER SAM: Was I supposed to?
SHADOWY FIGURE: Oh crap.
{The aforementioned is brought out the guys in the house shoot them all.}
PRINCESSHOMESTAR: I never even wanted to be here! {runs away, screaming}
KINSEY: Me niether! {also runs away, screaming}
SHADOWY FIGURE: Come on! We still have battle Furbies! 1-Up Cheatachu!
1-UP CHEATACHU: {crying} They got them! All is lost! {runs away, crying}
THATKIDSAM: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! {runs away}
SHADOWY FIGURE: Unguraits' Asassins...RETREAT!
{Cut back to the moon base}
SHADOWY FIGURE: Well, that sucked. How many people are left?
SUPER SAM: 4. Me, C.Olimar788, H*R 700, and Dennis Dunjinman.
SHADOWY FIGURE: That's just great. Well, we're back to being WUSS. This sucks. I summon all the wiki users I know and that wasn't even enough! and it's all your fault!
{A little animal style chase happens between the Shadowy Figure and Super Sam.}
{The Paper}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the Shadowy Figure to see an Old-Timey chase between the Shadowy Figure and The Magnificent Sammy.
- Click on Super Sam to see a 20X6 chase between between the Shdaowy Figure and The Mega S.
Fun Facts
- This is pretty much based on the ATHF episode, "The Last One".
- The chase is from the SBEmail, "little animal".
