Other Character Email The Unguraits/The Physcence

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To be finished by the co-owner, Technochocolate.

Cast (In order of appearance): Narrator (voice only), Conteus, The Physcence, Janey, Virrus

Transcript

{Fade into Atheron. Zoom slowly into Conteus (Roman Contestro).}

NARRATOR: This is the tale of the Roman hero, Conteus. Conteus was a hero who slayed the Physcence. You see, {cut to a blank, white screen} The Physcence is a mythical monster that has eyes {eyes appear} with snake-like pupils. {pupils thin to a bold, straight line} He has brown fur. {a round furball appears behind eys and a furry torso appears} He also has bat-like ears and wings. {bat-like ears appear from his head and wings sprout from its back} He has fangs {fangs appear} and two big fangs on the sides of its mouth like a spider's. {two large fangs appear on the side of his mouth} He also has a scorpion tail complete with venomous stinger. {a scorpion tail sprouts from his back} And then, he has two two-fingered claws and hooves. {claws and hooves sprout from his torso}

Now back to Conteus. {Cut back to Conteus walking in Atheron} He was the Roman hero who slayed the Physcence. He is the ruler of an army called the Roman Eagle Soldiers. They're a group of Roman Soldiers. You can imagine how they look. Now for the for real story. {Conteus walks through the doors of his castle}

CONTEUS: So, Janey, what is happening in my city?

JANEY: Your city? It's not your--

CONTEUS: YES IT IS! Now what's happening? I haven't heard from the Physcence since I slayed him.

JANEY: "Slay" means to kill it.

CONTEUS: Oh. In that case, I just gave it a severe flesh wound.

JANEY: Then it might come back soon considering how long it's been.

CONTEUS: Trust me. It won't come back if it remembers the beating I gave it last time. {thundering footsteps shake the ground} I guess it forgot. {Cut to outside. The Physcence is walking with Virrus (Roman DSV) on his shoulder.}

'VIRRUS: {shouting} People of Atheron! I have returned to take over your city again! {The Physcence roars. Conteus approaches him.} Hrmph! I see you're still here. It just so happens that we have been training for our next encounter. He can shoot poison goop from his tail now! Now, Physcence, shoot him! {The Physcence blasts poison goop from his tail, but Conteus dodges.} I see you've been training as well.

CONTEUS: Nope. I thought you were dead.

VIRRUS: Dude, you saw us limp away. How could you think we were dead?

CONTEUS: I dunno.

VIRRUS: Well, whether you know or not, I'm still killing you.

'TBC!

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the Physcence after he is fully shown on the discription to see his majesty.