Other Character Email The Unguraits/No Emails
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The Unguraits have no emails!
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Gunhaver, Elly, Andrew, Evil, Kagome, Inuyasha
Transcript
UNGURAIT: The following email...sucks.
Just wondering,
What would you do if you never got any emails?
Would you make some up, or do something else?
Some funny ending involving crap,
TheCheese
UNGURAIT: Well, I wouldn't worry about that. We're very popular. Next email.
Inbox empty.
UNGURAITS: What? No emails?!?
UNGURAIT: But, without emails...let's ask advice from other people.
{Cut to Cheat Commandos HQ}
UNGURAIT: So, what should we do?
GUNHAVER: Make a movie?
UNGURAIT: Done that.
GUNHAVER: Crossover with a different email show?
UNGURAIT: Been there.
GUNHAVER: Ask a villain to start an evil plan?
UNGURAIT: Umm...
{Cut to a split screen. The Unguraits call Elly in their ship. (Don't ask me how they knew her phone number.) Andrew is in the background.}
ELLY: Hello?
UNGURAIT: Evil?
ELLY: Hold on.
{She leaves. Evil comes in.}
EVIL: Yes?
UNGURAIT: Could you start an evil plan? We have no emails, and if we don't have emails, or a plot to it, we won't be popular, and noone will like us.
EVIL: Noone like you.
UNGURAIT: Shut up!
EVIL: Fine, I'll make an evil plot. Bye. {hangs up}
UNGURAIT: I wonder what it is.
{Cut to E & A's ship.}
EVIL: Hmm...should I kidnap their friends? No. Kill their friends? No. Umm...make a giant robot using the power of the Sacred Jewel Shards? Yes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
{Cut back to The Unguraits' House.}
UNGURAIT: When is Evil's plan happening?
{CRASH!}
UNGURAIT: What the crap was that?
{Evil's robot rips half of the house apart.}
EVIL: I have made a robot with the power of Sacred Jewel Shards!
KAGOME: I sense Jewel Shards
UNGURAIT: How'd rip-off get here?
INUYASHA: Wind scar! {Cuts robot to shreds and grabs the jewel shards.}
UNGURAIT: COME ON! This is the dumbest thing yet! Why did you make the powered by Jewel Shards? You knew this guy would come here! It wasn't supposed to go like this! Why? Why? Why?!?
EVIL: There's a lot of unecessary cameos in Bonus Stage.
UNGURAIT: THIS ISN'T BONUS STAGE!
EVIL: Oh, right. I guess I forgot.
UNGURAITS: GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!
{Evil leaves}
UNGURAITS: This email really does suck! {crying}
{The Paper}
Easter Eggs
- Click the Bandit to see:
INUYASHA: Why are you crying?
UNGURAITS: You ruined the email! {continue crying}
INUYASHA: Oh...I'm leaving. {leaves}
UNGURAITS: DON'T COME BACK!!! {continue crying}
Fun Facts
- The end of this email is making fun of Bonus Stage's unesecessary referances.
