Other Character Email The Unguraits/3 Emails
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The Unguraits answer 3 emails! Meanwhile, Super Sam has a plan and has a meeting.
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Super Sam, H*R 700, C.Olimar788, Dennis Dunjinman, Dinoshaur
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Hello. In honor of our 29th email, we are going to answer 3 emails. Ready, go!
I ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm your footrest.
UNGURAIT #1: Where did they come up with this crap? DELETED! {DELETED!}
All your base are belonging to us. You have no chance of survival make your time. Ha ha ha.
UNGURAIT #1: Oh, great. All your Base. DELETED 2! {DELETED 2!}
Dear Unguies, Why did you start stealing? -Danny
UNGURAIT #1: More crap. DELETED 3:THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL! {COMING IN 2006!} Well, that sucked. Let's go do something. {They leave}
{Cut to a meeting room with 3 wiki users in it.}
SUPER SAM: And that's the plan.
H*R 700: What is?
SUPER SAM: Huh?
H*R 700: You just came in, sat down, and said "And that's the plan."
SUPER SAM: Oh, well, here's how it goes: We go down there to destroy them.
H*R 700 AND C.OLIMAR788: YEAH!
SUPER SAM: They ruined our lives!
H*R 700 AND C.OLIMAR788: YEAH!
SUPER SAM: And we're gonna get that iced cream recipie!
H*R 700 AND C.OLIMAR788: YEA-- Huh?
SUPER SAM: Then destroy them.
H*R 700 AND C.OLIMAR788: YEAH!
H*R 700: They sent Saturn people to beat me up!
C.OLIMAR788: They destroyed me with a giant robot!
SUPER SAM: Wow, is this it? We'll need to recruit more people.
{Cut to Dennis Dunjinman's house.}
SUPER SAM: Hello. We're recruiting people to help us destroy The Unguraits.
DENNIS DUNJINMAN: Okay.
SUPER SAM: Good. Let's go recruit more users! {Cut to Dinoshaur's house.} So, do you want to help?
DINOSHAUR: NO! {slams door}
{5 hours later...}
SUPER SAM: I can't believe we only got 4 people on our team. That sucks. Well, let's go get the Unguraits. {Cut to The Unguraits' house} Prepare to meet your doom!
UNGURAIT #1: Go away!
SUPER SAM: Never! C.Olimar788! Get the Pikmin.
C.OLIMAR788: For the last time, I'm not Captain Olimar! That's the other guy!
SUPER SAM: Well, {yelling} You 4 shall be destroyed once we unleash our secret weapon!
UNGURAIT #1: I'm calling the cops!
H*R 700: He will do it.
SUPER SAM: Oh...retreat! {They leave} But we will return to--
UNGURAIT #1: I'm at the phone!
SUPER SAM: Crap. {leaves}
UNGURAIT #1: I say this turned out nicely. Now let's go eat some Bread & Sugar. {They leave}
{The Paper}
