Other Character Email The Unguraits/Tenel Ka
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Tenel Ka helps The Unguraits in the best way he can!
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Tenel Ka, WUSS, Shadowy Figure
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: EMaIL IS GReAT!
Dear Unguraits, What are the wikiists plotting against you? I will help stpo them in the best way I can! -Tenel Ka
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, to tell you the truth, we don't know what they're planning, but you can come in at any time.
TENEL KA: {offscreen} I'm hea!
UNGURAIT #1: Ahh! {Pan over to Tenel Ka, who looks like an eel.} When did you get here?
TENEL KA: I got her' jus' a few mins ago.
UNGURAIT #1: Okay, how can you help us?
TENEL KA: I can get ta th' lair an' spy.
UNGURAIT #1: Okay. And quit talking like that. We can barely understand you.
{Cut to the Forretress of Wiki-Tude. Tenel Ka is hidden.}
UNGURAIT #1: {from walkie-talkie} What's happening?
'TENEL KA: They talk'n ta a dark shad'o guy.
UNGURAIT #1: {from walkie-talkie} Evil?
TENEL KA: I can' reall'y get a good lok at'm. He's shrouded in shad'o.
SHADOWY FIGURE: Who was that?
TENEL KA: Ah, dang!
SHADOWY FIGURE: Get him! {The entire WUSS team gets Tenel Ka and brings him up to the figure.} Who are you, eel?
TENEL KA: I' Tenel Ka.
SHADOWY FIGURE: Tenel Ka? I've heard of you. You're the one who said you would help the Unguraits.
TENEL KA: How ya--
SHADOWY FIGURE: I know all thing about them. Their allies, their enemies, even their relatives.
TENEL KA: Yo' spy'n?
SHADOWY FIGURE: Umm...yes. {to the WUSS} Now take this {close-up} HICK {zoom-out} and destroy him.
TANEL KA: Did yo' jus' all me a hick?
SHADOWY FIGURE: Yes.
TANEL KA: Well, take this! {starts glowing electrically} ELECTRIC EEL DASH! {Attack the shadowy figure} NEVA CALL M' A HICK! {leaves}
SHADOWY FIGURE: Ow...
{Cut back to the Steely 801.}
UNGURAIT #1: How'd it go?
TENEL KA: He call'd me a hick.
UNGURAIT #1: Okay. that's good...I guess. {Tenel Ka leaves} Stupid electric eel hick.
TENEL KA: WHA'D YA CALL ME?!?
UNGURAIT #1: A hick. {pan over to the far right}
TENEL KA: ELECTRIC EEL DASH!!
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- Tenel Ka is the present-day form of Ol' Bubba.
