Other Character Email The Unguraits/Decemberween in the Dungeon
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It's Decemberween Eve!...Unfortunately, The Unguraits and Contestro are trapped in a dungeon, so theirs will suck unless they escape in time! Can they? Or will Rya get there first and kill them? You decide!..Okay, not really, but still.
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Contestro Sevornkey, Trevor, Kyle, Doomsday, Possessed Squid, Nicolai Technus, Rya Botkins
Transcript
{Fade in to the Unguraits and Contestro in Rya's dungeon.}
UNGURAIT #1: This sucks. We're trapped in a dungeon this close to Decemberween!
CONTESTRO: And Santa's not coming! {crying}
UNGURAIT #1: Contestro...{Contestro stops crying} Santa's dead. {Contestro bawls louder}
{5 hours later...}
{Contestro is still bawling. The dungeon is engulfed in water.}
UNGURAIT #1: Okay, he's real and alive!
CONTESTRO: {stops crying} Really?
UNGURAIT #1: Yes, just stop crying! {pulls plug and the water drains} Now, Trevor's probably planning a breakout plan now! {Cut to Trevor's house. He's sleeping. Cut back to the dungeon.} Or maybe Kyle! {Cut to Doomsday's lair. Doomsday is attacking Kyle. Cut back to the dungeon} Anyone?
{Cut to the Possessed Squid's lair. The squid is still encased in tar. He breaks free.}
POSSESSED SQUID: Finally! I can destroy the Unguraits! This is the best Decemberween ever! {leaves}
{Cut back to the dungeon.}
UNGURAIT #1: That's not really what we had in mind, but if he breaks us outta here, we can beat him up and escape. Right Contestro? {Pan over to Contestro, who is playing with his cap. He realizes they were talking to him and puts it back on.}
CONTESTRO: What? Oh. Yeah, I liked that movie too.
UNGURAIT #1: ...Yeah. Anyway, we should think of a plan to escape. We need a glass of chocolate milk, a bale of hay, and everything you have in your pocket, and meet us over there! {they leave. Cut to a Batman transition scene of a bale of hay. Cut to the entrance of the dungeon. Contestro has the chocolate milk, a bale of hay, an anchor, a clock, and a television.} Did you bring everything?
CONTESTRO: Yeah, but why do you need this junk?
UNGURAIT #1: It's for our escape plan. It goes like this. {They cover themselves in hay and dump the chocolate milk on themselves. Then Ungurait #1 puts the clock on his head. Then they put the plug on the TV on the anchor. They climb on the TV and do the can-can while yelling "Raaaar!!!" repeatedly. Contestro looks shocked.}
CONTESTRO: I think you've finally sucumbed to cabin fever.
UNGURAIT #1: That's what we want them to think. {Pan to the outside of the dungeon. Technus looks frightened. He grabs a walkie-talkie.}
TECHNUS: Rya? Hello? Do you read?
RYA: {from phone} Yes.
TECHNUS: I think these four loonies have cabin fever. They're covered in hay and chocolate milk and the leader has a clock on his head, and now they're doing the can-can on a TV on an anchor.
RYA: {from phone} That's creepy and retarded. Let them out for 5 seconds. They can't be a threat with cabin fever. {hangs up}
TECHNUS: Okay crazy people, I have to {disables the electric force field} let you out for 5 seconds so you can get cured. {They get out}
UNGURAIT #1: Okay, we're gonna leave now.
TECHNUS: No you aren't!
UNGURAIT #1: What about the truce?
TECHNUS: ...Crap! {zoom in} Well, you won't get past the tar monster! {phone rings} Hello?
UNGURAIT #1: {from phone} We already left.
TECHNUS: They're all gone! {pan out to see Contestro is still in the dungeon} Why didn't you go with them?
CONTESTRO: That's a great idea! Have you ever considered tutoring? {leaves}
TECHNUS: Well, you'll never-- {Phone rings. Technus destroys it.} Now they're all gone! Rya's gonna kill me! Or the closest thing to "kill" you can do to a ghost. {Rya comes in}
RYA: What happened? You're gonna pay for this, Technus! You're fired!!! {Technus disappears}
{The Paper}
