Other Character Email The Unguraits/Aquaintance
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Contestro tells us how he became aquainted with the Unguraits.
Cast(In order of appearance): Contestro Sevornkey, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, The Unguraits, Ekersby
Transcript
CONTESTRO: And they checked the email.
Dear The Unguraits, or Contestro,
If you, The Unguraits, are answering this email,
then let me ask you if you have any claws that
might help you fight your way out of your prison.
Also, Contestro used your computer, and destroyed it
when his lair was destroyed.
If you, Contestro, is answering this email, then
let me ask how you got aquainted with The Unguraits.
No longer angry at you,
Shim-Sham-Sam
CONTESTRO: Oh, crap. Good thing The Unguraits aren't here, or they'd kill me. {typing} So, how did I become aquanted with The Unguraits? Well...
{Flashback effect to Free Country High. Contestro is at his locker getting his lunch when SB, SM, and The C come in.}
STRONG BAD: Hey, look. It's Loser Jones. Shove him in his locker, Big Guy.
CONTESTRO: Please, don't!
{Strong Mad shoves Contestro in his locker and take his lunch money and his lunch. The Unguraits walk by, and hear Contestro's muffling cries for help. Thy open the locker and Contestro comes out.}
CONTESTRO: Thanks.
UNGURAIT #1: Who did that to you?
CONTESTRO: Who else? The Brothers Strong.
UNGURAIT #1: I'm tired of those guys! Yesterday they used us as bats for their baseball game. It's time we get revenge.
CONTESTRO: Can I help?
UNGURAIT #1: Sure.
{Cut to a lab. They are trying to bring a pile of junk to life. After several attempts, they do it like Frankenstien, and strap the junk to a table, and rose it up to the sky during a storm. (Which happened in about 5 days) After it is struck by the lightning, they bring it down. It then gets up off the table.}
EKERSBY: Hey, what's up?
UNGURAIT #1: It's alive!
EKERSBY: {creeped out} Yeeeaaah...I once brok a chair while sitting in it.
UNGURAIT #1: But you weren't alive until--
EKERSBY: Yeah, I think it's because of the stove, because I was sitting there, and it broke. Then the house caught on fire. That was the biggest fire I've seen since that other one, after I accidentally set fire to my bed. I was watching TV, The Show was on, and before I knew it, my bed was on fire. I had to escape the house...
{about 9 hours later}
{The Unguraits and Contestro are asleep.}
EKERSBY: ...And that's why they call it a stop sign. Guys? GUYS!!!
{The Unguraits and Contestro wake up.}
UNGURAIT #1: {mumbles} What? I-I droned off. This conversation is stupid. We're going home. {they leave}
CONTESTRO: Me too. {leaves}
EKERSBY: Okay...
{Fade to the school. The Unguraits and Contstro walk through the hall with Ekersby. They encounter the Brothers Strong, who are obviously afraid of Ekersby. (Who is 10x their size)}
UNGURAIT #1: ATTACK!
{Ekersby beats up SB, SM, and The C. Flashback effect back to the Steely.}
CONTESTRO: And that's how it happened.
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- Ekersby's set emotion (in my opinion) is to tell long, boring stories without warning.
