Other Character Email The Unguraits/Names
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The Unguraits are asked what their names are, but before they could respond they, along with Kyle and Contestro, are sucked to the 20X6 era to stop the Ungurait Pharoah, leaving the other villains confused. Technus has also finished rebuilding Techno.
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Kyle, Contestro Sevornkey, 1-Up, Red Laser, Jan, Nicolai Technus, Techno, Possessed Squid, Walt, Kotra, Doomsday
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: CRUSH THE EMAIL!
Dear Unguraits, Wassup? Anyways, I have a question: what the heck are all of your names? I mean, should we just call you like "Number Four", "Number Two", and "Stupid"? Saying that would really get awkward at a dinner party thing. So, what are your names? Trying to find out Stupid's real name, The Noid
UNGURAIT #1: They really should make a non-indent Edga Jr. Anyway, {typing} Our names. We need to go to the vault to see the paper pieces that have our real names on them. Kyle know the combination, and we're sure Contestro will somehow get wrapped up in it, so we'll take him too. {Cut to a vault. The Unguraits and Contestro are waiting patiently for Kyle's artificial arms to open the vault. He opens it and takes off the arms. There is a portal behind it.} Huh? We don't remember a portal being there. Or at all. It probably leads to a different time.
KYLE: If it has anything to do with the plot, we'll probably end up going through it.
CONTESTRO: I'm on it! {pushes the Unguraits in}
'KYLE: Why'd ya do that?!
CONTESTRO: You said we'd end up through it anyway. You're next. {pushes Kyle in} CANNONBALL! {Does a cannonball into the portal. There are three RDC members holding up signs. The first holding a 6.8, the second holding a 7.3, and the third holding a 5.9.}
{Cut to the 20X6 field. The guys go through the portal. 1-Up and Red Laser are standing there.}
1-UP: It worked, Red!
RED LASER: {holds gun to 1-Up's neck} That's Red Laser!
UNGURAIT #1: Where are we?
1-UP: We brought you here to help me. Mainly because one of tthe bad guys is the Ungurait Pharoah.
UNGURAIT #1: The Pharoah, huh? Well, I guess we'll help, but what about OUR plot? What about Doomsday?
RED LASER: I'm pretty sure your allies can defeat him, right?
UNGURAIT #1: Yeah..our allies. Heh... {Cut to Contestro's Lair.}
JAN: I wonder when Techno will be rebuilt. I miss him. {phone rings, Jan answers it} Hello?
TECHNUS: {from phone} I have finished fixing Techno. Come to my lair to see him. {Cut to Technus's lair. Techno is standing, unactivated.}
JAN: Finally! My Techno is back! {hugs Techno. Technus looks at her very strangely and concerned. He flips Techno on.}
TECHNO: AHH! {throws Jan off and against a wall} Don't scare me like that! Now, where's this squid guy?
TECHNUS: At a cave in Mavery Forest. He resides there with two other demons. There's a mailbox labeled "Demon" in front of it.
{Cut to the Possessed Squid's Lair-Cave}
POSSESSED SQUID: I've had it with hiding in this cave. We're gonna go to Contestro's Lair and kill them. Let's go! Huh? {Techno and Jan are standing in the entrance. Cut to 1-Up's house. They are eating pudding.}
CONTESTRO: Why are we eating pudding?
1-UP: I have to get rid of this pudding somehow. I mean, I have 3 or 4 lifetimes of it and I only have one!
RED LASER: Why not inherit the pudding to Stinkoman?
1-UP: He doesn't want it. So, I just eat 10 puddings a day. Sometimes 11.
KYLE: Isn't that unhealthy?
1-UP: I don't think.
CONTESTRO: Niether do I. My doctor said it's bad for my health. My head imploded when I did.
UNGURAIT #1: It did?
CONTESTRO: I think... {His head deflates. He falls to the floor.}
RED LASER: I'll call Dr. NEB-1. {leaves}
{Cut back to the Squid's Cave-Lair.}
TECHNO: You aren't going to kill them...
WALT: Yes we will!
TECHNO: ...because they are in the year 20X6. {record scratches}
KOTRA: What? That sucks. We'll just wait until they come back, then.
TECHNO: DIE!
{Cut to Doomsday's Sky Sanctuary.}
DOOMSDAY: It's a good thing I made this time machine. Otherwise, I would never kill them. {Goes in the portal. He disappears.}
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- This starts the Ungurait/1-Up email crossover.
