Other Character Email The Unguraits/Old School
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The Unguraits remake Suckitude...or do they?
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, C.Olimar788, Shadowy Figure, Strong Bad
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Email is the best!
Dear Un, Gur, and Aits, Do you ever miss the days where you stold computers? HOW BOUT SOME OLD SCHOOL ACTION? Just E.
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} "OLD SCHOOL"? You mean like email remakes? We'll remake...Suckitude. It sucked something bad. We even got a bad email saying it sucked! Let's go! {they leave. Cut to the Forretress of Wiki-Tude. The phone rings and C.Olimar788 answers it.}
C.OLIMAR788: Hello? {faint noises come from the phone} What?
SHADOWY FIGURE: What is it?
C.OLIMAR788: They want to remake "Suckitude," but I'm not gonna.
SHADOWY FIGURE: Wait! This could be the perfect chance to destroy them! As they are remaking it, I can prepare the plan!
C.OLIMAR788: Right! {to the Unguraits} I'll do it! {hangs up}
SHADOWY FIGURE: Excellent...
{cut to the Steely 801}
UNGURAIT #1: {singing} Email! Email! You are almighty awexome!
Dear Ungur-people, YOU SUCK! YOU SMELL LIKE FEET! Uh... YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT! -Not Strong Bad
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Look, Jerky McJerker, just because we were only in one thing doesn't mean we suck. In fact...we're gonna beat you up! {not typing} To the RDC robot!
{Cut to Strong Bad's house}
STRONG BAD: What?
UNGURAIT #1: Did you send the email?
STRONG BAD: No.
UNGURAIT #1: {lifts the RDC robot's foot above Strong Bad} We don't believe you!
STRONG BAD: WHAT?!?
UNGURAIT #1: WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!!
{Cut to C.Olimar788's house.}
C.OLIMAR788: What's the plan again?
SHADOWY FIGURE: They come. As you say you did it, I come out with the suit that magnifies my strength 1000 fold and crush them with it.
C.OLIMAR788: Oh yeah.
{Cut to the field. The Unguraits are walking towards C.Olimar788's house}
UNGURAIT #2: They probably have a huge trap set up to destroy us.
UNGURAIT #1: Yeah...let's go home. {They head back towards their house}
{Cut back to C.Olimar788's house.}
SHADOWY FIGURE: Do you see them yet?
C.OLIMAR788: No.
SHADOWY FIGURE: Keep waiting...
{2 days later...}
C.OLIMAR788: I don't think they're coming.
SHADOWY FIGURE: Me niether. Let's go. {C.Olimar788 and the Shadowy Figure leave}
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- The critisizing email about Suckitude was emailed here.
