Other Character Email The Unguraits/Kyle's Quest 1
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Kyle gets blasted away from The Unguraits and is going to try and find them!
Cast (In order of appearance:) Kyle, Death Seed Virus, Ometar, Veranda
Transcript
{Fade into the sky. After 4 seconds Kyle falls from the sky, screaming. The camera follows him as he crashes into the ground. He tries to struggle free and get up. Zoom out to see Death Seed Virus watching.}
DEATH SEED VIRUS: Aww.. The little robot has been seperated from the others. I should really take advantage of this and kill him. Ometar, uh, Ometar's girlfriend, get in here! {Ometar and Veranda come in}
VERANDA: I told you; My name is Veranda!
DEATH SEED VIRUS: Yeah, whatever. Now, Ometar, I want you and What's-Her-Face to go kill the little robot.
VERANDA: MY NAME IS VERANDA!!
DEATH SEED VIRUS: Noone cares. You're a girl.
OMETAR: You know that's my girlfriend, right?
DEATH SEED VIRUS: Just go kill the robot!
{Cut back to Kyle stuck in the ground. He jumps out.}
KYLE: Finally! Now, let's go to the b- {looks around} G-guys? Where are you?...
{Pan over to a TV with Ometar and Veranda hiding behind it.}
OMETAR: This should be a snap! Or should I say, stab!
VERANDA: But won't he turn into a ghost like me?
OMETAR: It depends on the person's intentions. If I want him to be a ghost, he'll be turned into a ghost. If I want to just kill him, he'll be gone forever!
VERANDA: He left.
OMETAR: WHAT?? {looks at the crater Kyle was at to see that he is gone.} AHH! Let's follow him! {They leave. Cut to Kyle, bouncing}
KYLE: I wonder where they are. They must still be at the Citadel. I just have to go find them. I sure hope they're there. {Ometar and Veranda get in front of him.}
OMETAR: Halt! You shall not get to the Unguraits! You must be killed by orders of the Death Seed Virus!
KYLE: Yikes! {bounces the other way. Veranda blocks his path.}
VERANDA: The Unguraits aren't here to help you now!
OMETAR: Time to kill! {Stabs Kyle from the top of his head. Kyle shorts out and shuts down. Then he disappears.}
VERANDA: Death Seed will be happy!
OMETAR: Yeah! We actually killed one of the Unguraits' friends! I don't think that's ever happened! Let's go back to the base! {they fade away}
{Fade to black. The words "Click here to email the Unguraits" appear.}
Fun Facts
- This was supposed to be a mini-series starring Kyle. It didn't really work out that way.
- Ometar's assumption is wrong. Doomsday killed Ungurait #4 and Death Seed killed Techno, both in Doomsday.
