Other Character Email The Unguraits/Child?

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The most unexpected thing happens.

Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, The Squirrel Scouts, Ellerait, Elly, Andrew

WARNING! - If you scare easily, are having seisures, or ldon't want to be wierded out and/or disturbed, don't read this. For real. Don't read this! Fine, read it, but I warned you!

Transcript

UNGURAIT: Email...yeah.

Dear The Unguraits,
I'm sorry about C.Olimar788.
He's like that sometimes.
Why he's been using "Not Strong Bad", I dunno.
But anyway, are there any other Unguraits besides you four?
Yours sincerely,
Gooio

UNGURAIT: Well, there's our daughter, Ellerait. We sent her to scout camp. I think it's called "Squirrel Scouts" or something.

{Cut to Squirrel Scout...Camp? There is a shadow. Zoom in to reveal Ellerait, who has glasses, green hair, and a pink cap with a cat on it. She is reading a book called "How to Steal" The Squirrel Scouts are there, too. When Ellerait is done with the book, she leaves. Cut to a planet with Elly and Andrew.}

ELLY: Where's the ship?

ANDREW: I don't know.

ELLY: A note! Let's read it!

Dear Mom,

I have stolen the ship
to begin my bandit life.
You are now stranded with
no way off the planet.
Love,
Ellerait

ANDREW: Mom?

ELLY: But, how? I was never pregnant.

ANDREW: You were asleep for a year once.

ELLY: How?

ANDREW: I don't know.

ELLY: We must stop the fans from ever knowing this! We must go back in time, destroy The Unguraits' computer, and kill my daughter. That way, we will avoid forum discussions on how The Unguraits had a child with Elly! Do you know what sort of horrors that will cause? Do you?!? DO YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ANDREW: it's just a fan fiction.

ELLY: My way's safer.

{Cut to a time machine, Elly goes in. White flash to the Bandit.}

UNGURAIT: Emai--

{Elly comes in and destroys the computer and leaves.}

UNGURAIT: HEY!

{Cut to the SSC. Elly comes in and kills Ellerait. The Squirrel Scouts have shocked looks on their faces. Elly leaves. Cut back to the planet.}

ELLY: Done.

ANDREW: With what?

ELLY: Oh, right, that never happened.

{Cut back to the Bandit.}

UNGURAIT: Why? Why? It only had 10 emails, no...

{The Unguraits cry}

{The Paper}

Fun Facts

  • I warned you.
  • This is the end of the Bandit.